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In his homeland of Alagaesia, a farm boy happens upon a dragon's egg -- a discovery that leads him on a predestined journey where he realized he's the one person who can defend his home against an evil king.
I've always had this belief that if you start a film you should see it through to the end no matter the quality. I've stuck to that fairly rigidly over the years with very few exceptions. A couple of days ago I was broken after twenty minutes of The Internship by Vince Vaughn being Vince Vaughn and the cloying product placement of a certain web browser. Half an hour into this and I was toying with the idea of the off switch, but two failures in a couple of days would be embarrassing, so I persevered.
Now I normally really enjoy watching the likes of John Malkovich and Jeremy Irons who usually elevate even the dodgiest of films. Unfortunately for…
This movie gets a lot of shit. I'm not going to say I don't understand why.
But what I will say is this:
The minute I publicly announce that I hated a movie about a hot guy who can do magic and hangs out with dragons...please call 911.
terrible is too kind
A message from 2012 to the future:
If you ever start liking this bullshit, you are forbidden to use computers for a whole year and you can only read Lewis Carroll, Tolkien, Monteiro Lobato and L. Frank Baum.
With all my love,
1 star for Jeremy Irons. the rest is shit.
*shudders*... This brings back memories of a field trip to the movie theater that everyone involved immediately regretted.
This is the perfect example of how to turn a great book into a terrible movie. 3 pity stars cause the book was so good.
holy shit. I may have even seen this in theaters
Impressive effects and quite an engaging story. Sure, its probably daft but its (thankfully!) no Percy Jackson. Carlyle should do more out and out baddies like this. He was great in Bond too.
I knew it was shit, just didn't know it was this shit.
Seriously, movies like this make you appreciate Peter Jackson and his brilliant work with Lord of the Rings.
I hate it
So bad that I don't even want to discuss it. Read the book instead.
By the numbers, albeit with a great supporting cast. In fairness, Arran absolutely loved it and was really disappointed that there's not a sequel to follow on from the obvious sequel set-up at the end of this film.
1h30 de mauvaise contrefaçon, une catastrophe qui ne respecte pas tout le travail de Paolini mais dont l'imposture pourra peut-être satisfaire les enfants ou ceux qui ne connaissent pas l'oeuvre ...
All the films listed in the B.F.I. book "British Trash Cinema" by I.Q. Hunter.
I've added a quite a few…