Reboot whatever the fuck you want, I don't care. Re-envision, re-imagine, rewrite. Go on. Do your worst.
But pay some goddamned respect to the source material.
This abortion pisses all over the wonderfully light comic tone that runs through the very core that is the Fantastic Four. Everything is grey, lifeless, boring and excruciatingly 'dark'. I don't mind a more serious approach to comic book movies, but this tries to be edgy so hard it's pathetic. It's like a kid shouting you have ass hair growing out of your nose. Annoying and not edgy at all.
Miscast on every level, completely writing off the origin story, unbelievably bad CGI, making you wait 90 minutes to see the heroes in action,…