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Four young outsiders teleport to a dangerous universe, which alters their physical form in shocking ways. Their lives irrevocably upended, the team must learn to harness their daunting new abilities and work together to save Earth from a former friend turned enemy.
Now can you please return the Fantastic Four back to Marvel?
If I'm being honest, I had more fun eating the entire Denny's Fantastic Four menu.
-The Fantastic Four is unique among comic-book heroes because they’re a family. This movie whiffs on that concept completely. Reed and Ben are buddies, but along the way they grow apart. Reed seems to like Sue in the way that teen boys pine for beautiful, unattainable women, but their relationship never goes any farther than that. And Johnny and Sue, who are brother and sister, barely seem to know each other at all. There isn't a single scene of their home lives with their enigmatic father Franklin (or, for that matter, almost *any* scenes outside the maze of laboratories, hospitals, and army bases…
The story sucks.
The acting sucks.
The script sucks.
The dialogue sucks.
The action sucks.
The direction sucks.
The villain really sucks. Seriously, this is a flat out embarrassment for Dr. Doom who is actually a great villain. It's disgusting how much disservice this movie does to him.
The cinematography is okay, that's the one somewhat positive thing I can say about this movie.
I honestly can't believe what I just saw. This movie is so bad that I'm shocked it got released in theaters. The studios should have seriously sat down watched the final product. I'm convinced they didn't do so because I feel as though they would have stopped this movie from entering theaters for the sake of humanity.
Yes, Fantastic 4 really is that bad. I guess it's better than Pixels, so there's that lol.
I am baffled by the incredibly bad reception the newest incarnation of Fantastic Four has been getting! The old ones were watchable but the heavy dose of forced childish humor and lack of a compelling story made them forgettable at best. With Josh Trank taking over the baton and this ensemble of talented young actors united, my curiosity had certainly spiked. “Joyless”, “tedious” and “dull” have been used by many to describe the new Fantastic Four and I guess I just watched a completely different movie because I don’t agree at all. First, let me start with what I liked the most here: the horror feel. Trank is a big David Cronenberg fan and the fact he made the transformations…
Ok I feel like a huge douchebag right now. To keep a somewhat long explanation short, I just got done seeing Fantastic Four for the second time. Here I was about 12 hours ago ripping this movie to shreds and I'm here now to admit I was wrong. F4 is far from the trainwreck most people are making it out to be (including myself after my first watch).
I went into this movie with a horrible attitude yesterday. All of the continuous negative buzz I had been hearing, even months before this came out had me riding shotgun on the hate train. Going in I wanted the hate this movie because that's what everyone else was doing and I ultimately…
Everything That's Wrong with the New Fantastic Four:
1. Feels more like a rejected pilot episode than a tentpole superhero movie
2. Too much talking
3. Too much nothing
4. Movie looks dead
5. Cast looks dead
6. They made the guy from Whiplash look bad
7. They made the guy from Fruitvale Station look bad
8. They made the girl from House of Cards look bad
9. They made Billy Elliot look bad
10. Zero chemistry
11. Where's the family?
12. Where's the teamwork?
13. Where's the fun?
14. Where's the "fantastic"?
15. Where's the humor?
16. Where's the story?
17. Where's the action?
18. Where's the…
I remember reading the reviews and being bummed out. But then I saw it. My god!! Was this movie amazing!!
I went to see the limited 3D screening and I was blown away. The 3D was incredible! Best 3D I've ever seen! The movie is just so fantastic! Haha, see what I did there? ;)
Josh TRANK made a dark, gritty and cool superhero flick that I will never forget! I remember when DOOM first appears and it was pretty intense stuff, had me on the edge of my seat and clenching my hands onto the seat. I saw it 15 times in theatres and I own the steelbook blu-ray! I've watched it at least 20 times! I love it soooo much!! I don't care that people hate it!
Lackluster in every sense of the word. Unmotivated, uninspired, out of character garbage. Like, you didn't even try Josh!!
Went into this with low expectations, but actually really enjoyed it.
I wanna know who had the attention to detail enough to give young Reed scars on his face and neck to match Miles' real ones but not the attention to make a good movie
Watch this only if you truly hate yourself. Think of what better things you could do with your time and energy. Because even this review is far too long, even though it's more warning than review.
I like Watchmen, but i can't stand all these comic book movies. They're all the same. Shit. Pointless shit made just to make money out of people who doesn't care about movies or comics, just popcorn.
Cheesy but still entertained since it's a super hero movie :)
Films I will never review, because I don't want to make anyone aware of these pieces of shit.