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Four young outsiders teleport to a dangerous universe, which alters their physical form in shocking ways. Their lives irrevocably upended, the team must learn to harness their daunting new abilities and work together to save Earth from a former friend turned enemy.
Now can you please return the Fantastic Four back to Marvel?
If I'm being honest, I had more fun eating the entire Denny's Fantastic Four menu.
-The Fantastic Four is unique among comic-book heroes because they’re a family. This movie whiffs on that concept completely. Reed and Ben are buddies, but along the way they grow apart. Reed seems to like Sue in the way that teen boys pine for beautiful, unattainable women, but their relationship never goes any farther than that. And Johnny and Sue, who are brother and sister, barely seem to know each other at all. There isn't a single scene of their home lives with their enigmatic father Franklin (or, for that matter, almost *any* scenes outside the maze of laboratories, hospitals, and army bases…
The story sucks.
The acting sucks.
The script sucks.
The dialogue sucks.
The action sucks.
The direction sucks.
The villain really sucks. Seriously, this is a flat out embarrassment for Dr. Doom who is actually a great villain. It's disgusting how much disservice this movie does to him.
The cinematography is okay, that's the one somewhat positive thing I can say about this movie.
I honestly can't believe what I just saw. This movie is so bad that I'm shocked it got released in theaters. The studios should have seriously sat down watched the final product. I'm convinced they didn't do so because I feel as though they would have stopped this movie from entering theaters for the sake of humanity.
Yes, Fantastic 4 really is that bad. I guess it's better than Pixels, so there's that lol.
I am baffled by the incredibly bad reception the newest incarnation of Fantastic Four has been getting! The old ones were watchable but the heavy dose of forced childish humor and lack of a compelling story made them forgettable at best. With Josh Trank taking over the baton and this ensemble of talented young actors united, my curiosity had certainly spiked. “Joyless”, “tedious” and “dull” have been used by many to describe the new Fantastic Four and I guess I just watched a completely different movie because I don’t agree at all. First, let me start with what I liked the most here: the horror feel. Trank is a big David Cronenberg fan and the fact he made the transformations…
Ok I feel like a huge douchebag right now. To keep a somewhat long explanation short, I just got done seeing Fantastic Four for the second time. Here I was about 12 hours ago ripping this movie to shreds and I'm here now to admit I was wrong. F4 is far from the trainwreck most people are making it out to be (including myself after my first watch).
I went into this movie with a horrible attitude yesterday. All of the continuous negative buzz I had been hearing, even months before this came out had me riding shotgun on the hate train. Going in I wanted the hate this movie because that's what everyone else was doing and I ultimately…
I was sick of all the haters on this movie.
Everyone bitching and moaning over the cast "too young", "black human torch", "who are these guys" (seriously?). I was so optimistic. Trank has proven he's been good in the past. The whole cast has shown to be great at one stage or another (I thought the cast was stellar).
I was so certain the haters would be eating their words. Fantastic Four was going to be awesome right? Fox is on a good run with X-Men. These actors & director are great. What could go wrong?
Well... you guys got your wish.
So fucking disappointing. :(
Holy shit! I knew this movie would blow, but I wasn't prepared for just how much. No joke the 2005 version is better. If it weren't for Fox wanting to pair up the F4 with the X-Men this film should guarantee the property reverts to Marvel soon.
Hvorfor er der så meget hate til denne film? Med min manglende kendskab til tegneserien, synes jeg fantastisk det er en ganske udmærket film, som nuvel er klart stærkest i første halvdel... Jeg var godt underholdt hele vejen igennem, og er en smule ærgerlig over, at vi nok ikke kommer til at se mere til dette F4 Team..
I have toi admit that I didn't find the first 45 minutes or so to be that terrible. t's still bad, but I found the formation of the team and the building of the teleporter to be pretty interesting. Then they go Planet Zero and everything goes to crap. Bad pacing, little to no character development, stilted acting, and a poorly conceived Doom. Can't wait till Marvel inevitably gets the film rights back.
Obvious pros and cons first....
- Michael B. Jordan... Love this kid... He just seems genuine and real. I enjoy him in anything he is in. Honestly all the actors were fine considering the material they had to work with. Nobody was out of place or cringe inducing. Even my boy whiplash held it down.
- Dr. Doom has the ability to make people's fucking head explode... HEAD EXPLODE!... And they went there...in a PG-13 movie. It's not scanners quality gore but there was carnage and blood splatter. It made me smirk.
- The Thing looked good.
- CG looks terrible and unfinished it's so obvious the movie was rushed.
- The movie is really slow... Which wouldn't…
Fantastic Four is a awful movie here's why
United teams? Fuck that let's have no chemistry
Can't handle shit effects? Whatever have them anyway
Kate Mara doesn't have a shit wig on what are you talking about?
The avengers had heart? Let's not do that m8s
How long should Doom be developed? 5 minutes sounds good
Is there scenes that look cool? TAKE THEM OUT
Sources claim that our movie was edited by us? they are right
More character? FUCK THAT M8s
Over in 100 minutes instead of a decent runtime? LMAO WHO CARES?
Video game looking effects? PS2 IS STILL A THING RIGHT BOYS?
I don't get the one year later timeskip? FUCK YOU
Even kids won't like it? WE NEED MONEY THO
I wish there were more Michael B. Jordan, just so I could have stared at his pretty face and ignored the shit show that was the rest of the movie. But alas, I had to suffer for an hour and a half. Here's to hoping the rights to these guys goes back to Marvel Studios soon.
Such a talented cast, all of them deserved a lot better than this film. Miles Teller just doesn't suit the 'lets work as a team' role, so lets stop that please. He's a great actor, but he's also a pretty limited actor, as much as studios would like to disagree. Hopefully it can be forgotten for their sake, but with pacing that memorably bad I'm not sure.
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