Movies that are slightly off.
Patrons locked inside of a bar are forced to fight monsters.
Killer alien monsters that look like the love children of Ghoulies and Critters invade a local bar and it's up to the surviving patrons to work as a team to kill the monsters, but more importantly survive the night in this Project Greenlight funded monster horror Grindhouse-esque good time of a film. Totally awesome bumper sticker. Balthazar the Bozo. The wheelchair badass. Jay minus Silent Bob. The life expectancy odds shown on screen for each character as we meet them is kinda cool, totally different, and I like it a lot. Really weak ganja. Remember when Henry Rollins used to be cool? Crap the day? Dr. McSteamy without his stethoscope. Total carnage. Trucker hats kick ass. The killer monsters sure…
Reviso la trilogía en el décimo aniversario de la original. Esta locura salió de un programa donde se buscaban directores de cine.
Nosotros sólo buscamos cocineros. Puedes comprobarlo si ves los últimos estrenos españoles.
There isn't much I don't love about this film. Everything here is geared towards laughs - the clichéd horror character types and their introductions, the over the top gore, the fucking crazy monsters, the surprises that come from left field (and the balls to do them!), every single death. So many giggles, Feast is a riot and one of the best times one can have with horror. Never gets old, in fact it is ageing gracefully and with wondrous beauty
Occupation: recently fired college student
Life Expectancy: hopefully long enough to finish this review...
Equal parts hilarious as it is absolutely absurd and disgusting, FEAST is an incredibly underrated creature feature. Alone and trapped in deserted bar out in the middle of the desert, a small group of locals must battle weird alien monsters if they want to survive the night, and while that may sound very "been there, done that", it's this film's love and approach to old school splatter films that makes it so special.
This is everything a goofy little R-rated monster flick should be. It's ridiculously graphic and foul in all the best ways possible, while also being accompanied by an incredibly nasty sense…
An audacious take on the 'monster flick', 'Feast' is both, daring and pretty damn unconventional in telling the story, which comes as a surprise for a straight-to-DVD release.
I liked it.
Gramma is the best.
Looks like the hateful eight got locked in a bar from dusk till dawn style.
I have to admit I'm not that into the blending of horror and comedy, but this one is the exception that proves the rule. The oneliners are fired seemingly without a need to reload, Henry Rollins makes a hilarious character performance, and most of the deaths are pretty neat and inventive. It's truly a sort of cabin in the woods movie with balls, some gore and lots of humor, which I only can applaud.
Gets repetitive, and the shaky cam used to obscure the weakish FX make this hard to get through at times. But its sense of humor and outlandish tone make it worthwhile. Judah Friedlander is great.
Corny corn corn corn fest
For all that I just half-paid attention to this while I worked on other stuff, I liked a lot of it, and how it was trying to do better than what had come before. The two things that struck me most were 1) monsters being realistic (having sex) and 2) the end being just that a woman punches the alien to death.
Feast isn't anything special to write home about. Its a gross, schlocky monster movie that failed to really scare but provided some intended and unintended laughter. So it was firmly in the so bad it was good category.
The plot is pretty simple. A group in a remote desert bar are terrorized by a bunch of horrible monsters. The film's only noteworthy features are 1. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon produced it as part of second season of their reality show Project Greenlight (2001-2002) and 2. There is an uncomfortable amount of monster seamen. I actually remember an episode of the show where Affleck and, I'm assuming director John Gulager were discussing how to avoid an NC-17 rating for the…
Posibles traducciones banquete, festín o atrapados según made spain, de hecho este monsters survival , es una joyita que nada tiene que envidiar a tantas de su genero. Habilidades: tremendamente ágil y trepidante, con gore a raudales hechos a la antigua usanza , desborda humor negro y autoparodia, los mostruos y los personajes rozan el cutrerio más selecto. Esperanza de vida: bueno yo no he visto la 2ª ni 3ª parte, pero como resultado de un concurso de directores noveles le auguro un puesto muy digno en los seriales B de terror, no morirá fácilmente de mi memoria.
way more fun than it has any right to be
Just a fun, over the top horror movie.
Each character is introduced with a title card that gives their life expectancy in the film, and it never loses that sense of irony, comedy or inventiveness.
This film shares a lot in common with Intruder, Feast has the same self depreciating spirit and its director has a keen eye for little inventive throwaway shots in much the same way Scott Spiegel does.
I started this off as a 3 star film but the more I've thought about it, the more I realise how much fun I had with it.
Interesting bit of trivia too: this film was the product of Matt Damon & Ben Affleck's HBO show Project Greenlight.
The 2016 (2nd) edition of the list. You can see the original and more info here.
With a list of…
Many favorites, as well as a small handful of films that I don't care for... in no particular order (1960-2014).