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Patrons locked inside of a bar are forced to fight monsters.
Killer alien monsters that look like the love children of Ghoulies and Critters invade a local bar and it's up to the surviving patrons to work as a team to kill the monsters, but more importantly survive the night in this Project Greenlight funded monster horror Grindhouse-esque good time of a film. Totally awesome bumper sticker. Balthazar the Bozo. The wheelchair badass. Jay minus Silent Bob. The life expectancy odds shown on screen for each character as we meet them is kinda cool, totally different, and I like it a lot. Really weak ganja. Remember when Henry Rollins used to be cool? Crap the day? Dr. McSteamy without his stethoscope. Total carnage. Trucker hats kick ass. The killer monsters sure…
Reviso la trilogía en el décimo aniversario de la original. Esta locura salió de un programa donde se buscaban directores de cine.
Nosotros sólo buscamos cocineros. Puedes comprobarlo si ves los últimos estrenos españoles.
There isn't much I don't love about this film. Everything here is geared towards laughs - the clichéd horror character types and their introductions, the over the top gore, the fucking crazy monsters, the surprises that come from left field (and the balls to do them!), every single death. So many giggles, Feast is a riot and one of the best times one can have with horror. Never gets old, in fact it is ageing gracefully and with wondrous beauty
Occupation: recently fired college student
Life Expectancy: hopefully long enough to finish this review...
Equal parts hilarious as it is absolutely absurd and disgusting, FEAST is an incredibly underrated creature feature. Alone and trapped in deserted bar out in the middle of the desert, a small group of locals must battle weird alien monsters if they want to survive the night, and while that may sound very "been there, done that", it's this film's love and approach to old school splatter films that makes it so special.
This is everything a goofy little R-rated monster flick should be. It's ridiculously graphic and foul in all the best ways possible, while also being accompanied by an incredibly nasty sense…
An enjoyable gore fest with weird sex-obsessed monsters and a band of hoodlums and morons you will have to look twice to believe it. Yet, it is all tongue tongue-in-cheek, even featuring "introduction sheets" for each character discussing the "life expectancy" (Ranging from "Not to good" to "Does not expect anything from life", oooh - what a pun). The film is quite gory but always in such an exaggerated fashion, it never becomes as grizzly and misanthropic as similar horror films. The guessing game can be played with bravado, there are many victims and dopeheads to choose from. Even though some characters were just made to be chewed up by the critters, others make it harder to predict where they…
An audacious take on the 'monster flick', 'Feast' is both, daring and pretty damn unconventional in telling the story, which comes as a surprise for a straight-to-DVD release.
I liked it.
Gramma is the best.
Such fond memories of this one, and still as fun as I remember.
"You know, this is just some leaky barrel, radiation, toxic dump waste, enviro-crap, freak-beast accident that crawled out of the sewer, man. That's all this is. We're gonna be alright."
I thought I would enjoy this more. It sounded just like my cup of tea.
I chuckled on some occasion but that's all. Every Time the monster showed up the camera goes into shaky cam mode and it's nearly impossible to see what's going on.
Two things I liked: Practical effects and how the movie played with horror tropes.
A fun and highly transgressive update of the b-movie creature feature. It bites the amped-up comic book style of Robert Rodriguez but without as much visual audacity, preferring to concentrate on the muck, blood, and the many many other bodily fluids that come to play. It's a film that knows the horror movie conventions and truly goes out of its way to break as many as possible.
Followed by two sequels that seem shot just later that same afternoon, though with slightly diminishing returns. Good brainless fun.
This is the movie equivalent of that guy you know who has no chill. Always ratcheted up to 11, making the crassest of remarks and laughing at his own jokes. The kind of jokes that don't even have real punchlines. The makers of Feast have never heard the word subtlety before in their lives.
Gets repetitive, and the shaky cam used to obscure the weakish FX make this hard to get through at times. But its sense of humor and outlandish tone make it worthwhile. Judah Friedlander is great.
Corny corn corn corn fest
For all that I just half-paid attention to this while I worked on other stuff, I liked a lot of it, and how it was trying to do better than what had come before. The two things that struck me most were 1) monsters being realistic (having sex) and 2) the end being just that a woman punches the alien to death.
Feast isn't anything special to write home about. Its a gross, schlocky monster movie that failed to really scare but provided some intended and unintended laughter. So it was firmly in the so bad it was good category.
The plot is pretty simple. A group in a remote desert bar are terrorized by a bunch of horrible monsters. The film's only noteworthy features are 1. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon produced it as part of second season of their reality show Project Greenlight (2001-2002) and 2. There is an uncomfortable amount of monster seamen. I actually remember an episode of the show where Affleck and, I'm assuming director John Gulager were discussing how to avoid an NC-17 rating for the…
Posibles traducciones banquete, festín o atrapados según made spain, de hecho este monsters survival , es una joyita que nada tiene que envidiar a tantas de su genero. Habilidades: tremendamente ágil y trepidante, con gore a raudales hechos a la antigua usanza , desborda humor negro y autoparodia, los mostruos y los personajes rozan el cutrerio más selecto. Esperanza de vida: bueno yo no he visto la 2ª ni 3ª parte, pero como resultado de un concurso de directores noveles le auguro un puesto muy digno en los seriales B de terror, no morirá fácilmente de mi memoria.
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The 2016 (2nd) edition of the list. You can see the original and more info here.
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