there's a thing where you adds 'in my ass' to the end of a movie title, so here are some…
Are you TIRED of the expected?
In the California desert, the adventures of a telepathic killer-tire, mysteriously attracted by a very pretty girl, as witnessed by incredulous onlookers.
Film # 5/30 of Scavenger Hunt 4!
Task # 19 A Film About Inanimate Objects Killing Humans!
Following one of the most random pre credit openings I've ever seen, a lonely tyre with psychokinetic powers wakes up in the desert one morning and decides to go on a murderous rampage. A little unsteady on his tread to start with, he soon gets the hang of the whole rolling malarkey and sets off on his mission to watch the world burn.
A character states at the very beginning that some of the biggest films in history have no reason for some of the decisions they make, why was E.T. brown? why don't characters use the bathroom in The Texas Chainsaw…
The first 30 minutes or so I really felt that this was going to be my kind of weird. I loved the bizareness of the opening and the subsequent monologue. The first babysteps of the killer tyre were wonderful, but somewhere in the back of my mind a small voice was already starting to whisper things about this being too thin a concept for a full movie. I hate that voice because it's usually right.
An homage to 'No reason'. Starting your film by saying that it will have reason doesn't really give you the right to make it an unnecessarily boring one, devoid of any creativity or…
It is obvious this film will find a devoted following but it left me stone cold. It tries far too hard to be quirky whilst doing nothing interesting with the premise at all. At best this is a mildly entertaining short film but they stretch it far beyond what the concept will allow. Murderous inanimate objects are nothing new in cinema from The Refrigerator to Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. None of these films are ever really great but they do provide some B-movie charms and still at least try and tell a story. Rubber on the other hand is a one-joke movie when the joke isn't all that funny to begin with.
Sure, the idea of a car tyre…
Film #13 in Driver’s December Death Penalty AKA The December Project , which is part of Cinebro's The December Challenge. 1 month, 100 movies.
"Ladies, gentlemen, the film you are about to see today is an homage to the "no reason" - that most powerful element of style." - Lieutenant Chad
This is probably the oddest re-watch I've ever had. While my friend kept looking across at me, baffled, I just kept telling him that he was never going to get it, and that he should just stop asking questions and enjoy it for what it was. He calmed down, but didn't enjoy it at all. Personally, I loved it.
In fact, I love every inch of this.…
Well-crafted photography and a terrific score are spoiled by lousy writing and hackneyed gore effects that grew tiresome after the 3rd or 4th installation. Early on, I was fixated by the "tire" scenes, while I found the "spectator" side story completely superfluous. Some savvy editing and a rewrite of the 3rd act, and this could have made for a nice little 20-minute short. Instead, we get this pile of wasted competence.
Sort of a nice concept but completely wears thin and pops after about 30 minutes. This thing is not the awesome piece of genre fare that it could've been. Would've worked great as a short. Seriously, the novelty of watching a tire shake for a second and then seeing a head explode starts to really lose its lustre after the 15th take. Boring boring boring.
Ein Reifen mit Psi-Kräften namens Robert, eine Gruppe von Leuten die mit Ferngläsern tagelang in die Wüste starren und ein Truthahn in einem Motel-Zimmer. Wie passt das zusammen und was hat das alles mit einem Dreirad zu tun? Vielleicht gar nichts.
Ich habe eigentlich nur einen plumpen, aber spaßigen B-Horrorfilm erwartet, aber Rubber ist eine herrlich unkonventionelle und absurde Perle.
Utter ridiculous but equally funny. One of the best worst films I've seen. Completely bonkers but at least it was only 1hr 20mins long. Gets 1 star for being a film, half a star for making me almost pee myself laughing because its so bad and an additional 1 star for "No Reason"
Ich liebe es, Freunden dieses MEISTERWERK zu zeigen und ihn dabei zum 1000sten mal zu gucken! Auf den ersten Blick Trash - auf den zweiten Blick steckt da SO VIEL drin - immer wieder eine Freude :)
No es lo suficientemente chistosa, debió ser un corto.
La primera escena es buena, no reason.
Whatever that was, it was a great example of it.
I dont know what the fuck this film is about, but if I did I'm sure id still hate it.
This was quite possibly the dumbest thing I've ever witnessed. It tried so hard to be one of those "so bad it's good" movies, but it was just bad. Iron sky is so bad it's good. This movie made me consider lying down on a 4 lane freeway.
While the film itself maybe hit-or-miss, the opening monologue is, in my opinion, one of the best of all time.
"This is an homage to no reason."
a list that is trying to contain every horror film made that is not lost and is found on the…