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G.I. Joe: Retaliation
Framed for crimes against the country, the G.I. Joe team is terminated by Presidential order. This forces the G.I. Joes into not only fighting their mortal enemy Cobra; they are forced to contend with threats from within the government that jeopardize their very existence.
For all its undeniable crappiness I do have a fondness for the original G.I. Joe movie as I warmed to its cheesy charms and Sienna Miller dressed in leather. However, Stephen Sommers’ film was not the runaway success the studio expected and because of this the delayed sequel has seen wholesale changes. With the exception of the odd franchise favourite, most notably Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes, the original cast have been unceremoniously dumped in favour of a new breed of blander Joe.
Although it follows on from the first film, not that anybody can really remember the original’s plot, the GI Joe team are ruthlessly streamlined leaving a core of five Joes against the might of a growing Cobra…
The film goes thus:
Kind of funny dialogue.
The Rock's absurd neck (seriously, it's as wide as his head!) and shoulders.
Holy shit that was unexpected.
Cobra Commander actually looks and sounds like Cobra Commander.
Ninjas sword-fighting while abseiling.
Jonathan Pryce being so hammy you could slice him up and make a sandwich.
More of The Rock's absurd neck and shoulders.
Misogynistic jabs by Bruce Willis at the resident action chick.
Surprising emphasis on gunplay and hand to hand combat rather than explosions.
Actually rooting for Cobra so I can see more Jonathan Pryce.
Damn, that trailer spoiled A LOT.
Massive epic climax.
Yeah, it was good.
Being a child of the 80s my go-to toy was of course G.I. Joe. Other then the toys, the cartoon was cool and all but it always bothered me that they had laser beams shooting out of every single weapon they had. Machine gun, pistol, tank cannon, it didn't matter. If it shoots, it shoots a laser beam. Even as a kid I thought that was bullshit.
For me I got my G.I. Joe fix from the Marvel Comics published G.I. Joe comic. The series was surprisingly realistic when it came to covert ops and military tactics. It was written by Larry Hama, a former firearms and explosive ordnance expert for the U.S. Army that served in…
A lot of people are saying that this is better than the first, and I have to call a bit of bullshit on that. As inoffensive as this film is, it is also on the opposite spectrum of stupid fun that Rise of Cobra is.
See, as dumb as Rise of Cobra is, it at least knows it, and lends itself to its own nice little campy tone. It runs with the stupid instead of trying to hide it, and I find that infinitely more enjoyable.
Retaliation, while not masquerading as anything more than dumb fun, doesn't have the same campy tone. It takes everything in the film a little too seriously, and thus, when something insanely stupid happens…
"They call it water board, but I never get bored"
A few years ago, when I was but a young and naive FilmApe, I longed for the days when B movies existed, and cursed the modern days where all movies are just lumped together as one thing that are all comparable to each other. But, then it occurred to me that I was looking at things all wrong and that a new perspective would help me see things better. It is not like B movies stopped being made, they just got elevated to a status where they are no longer considered B movies. So, I began to look for films that are the modern equivalent of what use to be…
Junesploitation: Day 11 – Ninjas!
"I don’t know if I’m gonna trust a pastry from a gumbo chef."
G.I. Joe: Retaliation functions best if you look at it not as the sequel to the previous G.I. Joe movie Rise of Cobra (which I liked in spite of its silliness) but as part of director Jon M. Chu’s filmography. His other work includes Step Up 2 and 3, both Justin Bieber documentaries, and two movies in a series called The LXD (you guessed it—also about dancing). With Retaliation, Chu isn’t making an action movie, he’s making a music video. Each set piece acts more like a dance number or concert performance, purposefully interrupting the flow of the narrative rather…
Still good, A nobrainer but a great such... A couple of flaws and bad action but I´ll take that 7 days a week for a couple of hours entertainment...
Aprobado justito para esta secuela, que al menos mejora increíblemente a la desastrosa primera parte. Tiene unas escenas de acción muy bien rodadas y es muy entretenida, pero le falta un algo más que evite que sea una versión sin robots de Transformers (a la cual se parece mucho en la parte estética, será por ser las dos de juguetes).
This movie proves anything with the rock is better!
G.I. Joe Retailation son en realidad dos películas en una. Una de ellas es sobre Ninjas, venganzas, acrobacias en las montañas. La otra es una paranoia Tomclancyesca MisionImplesca sobre un terrorista suplantando al presidente de los Estados Unidos.
Ambas películas son extremadamente tontas pero divertidas y al juntarlas en una sola película el resultado es AUN MAS TONTO! aunque sigue siendo divertido a pesar de que el choque de tonos es catastrófica. La mitad de la película sabe y acepta con orgullo que no es mas que la adaptación de una línea de juguetes y nos presenta saltos imposibles, ninjas codificados por color y terroristas con máscaras de espejo, pero la otra quiere tomarse medio en serie su trama pseudomilitar…
G.I. JOE REVISITED PART 2:Retaliation
G.I. Joe:Retaliation works as both sequel to the 2009 film and reboot in that most of the characters and look of the film are changed. The tech is dialed back a tad and the black leather suits are nowhere to be seen, now the Joes are in camouflage and look more like traditional solders and less like superheroes.
The only two Joes from the first film to return are Channing Tatum as Duke and Ray Park as Snake Eyes. Snake Eyes has a ten times better suit this time around and is still my favorite ninja. Duke is basically a cameo and events take him out of the film pretty early on which is sad…
So manly and bro-y, I grew a camouflaged dick on my bicep.
As far as special effects go, this film was incredible! It was a little hard to follow though--a lot of good guys and bad guys switching sides and whatnot. I did not see the first one so I am not sure if that is what is hindering my comprehension. Whatever. The Rock makes solid films.
G.I. Joe: Retaliation is one of the worst action films of all time. It tries to be something it's not and it's just a big cash grab. Adrianne Palicki was only cast for eye candy and they killed off Channing Tatum within the first ten minutes and he was the coolest character. The Rock was the only redeeming quality.
I rank all the 2013 films I see in my personal order from best to worst!
This is my ongoing ranking of all the films I see released in 2013. I will make a separate top…