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Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
Classic tale. New twist.
After getting a taste for blood as children, Hansel and Gretel have become the ultimate vigilantes, hell-bent on retribution. Now, unbeknownst to them, Hansel and Gretel have become the hunted, and must face an evil far greater than witches... their past.
.....wait a second.......wasn't I supposed to hate this?
I am not a big fan of Hollywood's need to revamp all these classic fairytales. Most of them are excellent and grim stories to begin with, so why change that?
Take the fairytale of Hansel and Gretel for example. It's a story about child abuse, cannibalism and horrific murder. That in itself is more than enough, right? But no, riding on Snow White's coattails we now have the story of Hansel and Gretel post traumatic candy cottage experience.
This shouldn't work and plot wise it doesn't. It is somewhat uninspired and therefore doesn't really hold any surprises. It also has a couple of bizarre ideas that aren't really fleshed out enough (Hansel's…
Director, Tommy Wirkola, created a fun and trashy B-movie in the form of Nazi zombie comedy, Dead Snow. Disappointingly, his first film in Hollywood is nowhere near as enjoyable. In fact it is downright awful and an embarrassment for all those involved. There has been a recent surge in revisionist fairy tale adaptations but unfortunately they have all been disappointing for various reasons and Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters may well be the worst of the bunch.
Wirkola’s film takes the classic Brothers Grimm story of siblings lost in the woods, gingerbread houses and a cannibal witch and twists it into a cheap and bombastic action movie devoid of interesting characters or compelling set pieces. Gemma Arterton and Jeremy Renner play…
It seems that nowadays directors tend to create horror films based on real events, famous novels and fairy tales and basically misrepresent them by giving them a new storyline and a ridiculous, yet funny layer of gory action and badass kills.
Seeing an adaptation of the acclaimed fairy tale published by the Brothers Grimm in the hands of the Norwegian director sounded like something cool. The premise of seeing the famous siblings (Hansel & Gretel) fighting witches as grown ups in a horror film sounded like something I would wholeheartedly enjoy. Yet, the execution of this promising concept wasn't particularly the best since this was an obvious Hollywood production.
As the director, Tommy Wirkola had moments to shine and moments of…
This is an unpretentious movie that knows what it is, a ridiculous, gory action fantasy that tries hard to be fun. The only problem is it's not that fun. Between a lazy script, exposition overkill, choppy transition of scenes and a redundant feel to the whole thing, the fun is sucked out of it almost completely. The violence is intriguingly bloody, gory and excessive while the action scenes are cool but they're repetitive and soon their coolness wears off. Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton are good and do their best under the circumstances but fun is not the first thing that comes in mind when their names are mentioned. Famke Janssen as the evil witch is terrible in terms of…
Admittedly, there is something to be said about a hyper-violent, comic book-like concept involving grownup fairy tale characters. In the case of "Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters," however, that concept is all there is and the resulting film is one of the weakest studio efforts of 2013.
"Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters" takes the titular characters, turns them into adults, and sets them free to hunt witches in the quasi-central European countryside. That is all. There is very little story, zero character development, and no thematic weight on which to comment. The film is empty headed and soulless.
The sets, costumes, and props are at once interesting but plastic-looking, and the cinematography, score, and acting offer nothing extraordinary. The leads, Jeremy Renner…
Most of the running time of Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters I was in awe of what I was seeing. Then I remembered this was 2013, and this has become the norm.
The "plot" moves incredibly fast and rarely takes an opportunity to breathe. This would be okay if it looked like the cast was having fun (Similar to how it worked for Joe Carnahan's The A-Team), but neither of the leads, or even the supporting cast look like they're having a lot of fun, and thus, none of the fun the filmmakers want it to have really translates.
Hansel & Gretel isn't boring, but it was a waste of my time…
The fairy tale continues...
Hansel & Gretel. Not a perfect movie. Script is not the best in which some character moments come competely out of the blue and there is little to no explanation for some situations. The characters lack a bit of depth. Renner and Arterton are amazing in this though. They make the best of it and do it with a lot of fun. A strong point is that the movie doesn't take itself too serious and the overall fun facor is very high. Makes it a very enjoyable viewing. The action is great, visually it looks stunning and the sounddesign is really good. Holds up very well compared to bigger blockbusters. The unrated version is slightly better, but you are not missing out on something when you watch the theatrical cut.
Very entertaining flick.
If you go to watch this movie, you know what you're getting. Super camp and action, plain and simple.
It’s hard to find someone who hasn’t heard or seen the classic story of Hansel & Gretel by the Brothers Grimm. It’s the tale of two children, Hansel & Gretel, who wander off deep into the forest and stumble upon a cottage built entirely of candy and other sweets. They decide to go in and start eating whatever they could see. Then the witch appears, the witch that successfully lured the children into her abode. She captures the two, but in the end, they escape and defeat the witch by outwitting her.
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters is basically the same story, but at the same time very different. The 2013 film, directed by Tommy Wirkola, is a grittier, darker reboot of the…
This review is for the new unrated cut.
One star for Famke Janssen.
One star for Gemma Arterton.
Half a star for the witches and gore.
I'll stick to watching the theatrical version which I actually like.
I'm sorry but this movie was awesome. This is a movie I would've never imagined I could possibly like and ended up loving it.
Everyone hate this movie but I really like this one haha, I want to see another one!
I enjoyed it way more than it deserves. Can't recommend it can't hate it.
one day I might list the ways this apparently "unpretentious" and "mindlessly fun" movie actually hates women more than any other blockbuster I've seen recently - an unfortunately impressive feat - but until then I'm going to take a damn nap I am exhausted by shit like this
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