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After 300 years of slumber, three sister witches are accidentally resurrected in Salem on Halloween night, and it us up to three kids and their newfound feline friend to put an end to the witches' reign of terror once and for all.
"I know this sounds dumb…"
Maybe it's just because one of my gay college buddies just finished jumping through all the ridiculous bureaucratic hoops involved in Adopting A Child While Homosexual, but for some reason this reads to me as an innocent lesbian threesome trying to adopt children and the whole world going nuts and trying to kill them because of it.
"Come little children, I'll take thee away
Into a land of enchantment
Come little children, the time's come to play
Here in my garden of magic."
For me this movie was a great big Nope made intermittently entertaining by Bette Midler's insane scenery-chewing performance and Thora Birch's nasty little sister making fun of her impotent big brother (they…
If Sarah Jessica Parker is the hottest one in your little trio, you know you've got to be a pack of ugly witches.
Sorry, somebody had to say it.
sarah jessica parker: A BOY!
me, eating goldfish in bed: bitch me too
I used to watch this, happily, every year, since it came out. Unfortunately I think this tradition needs to end because I just didn't get the same joy from it this time around, dare I say, I think I've seen Hocus Pocus way too many times. I still love it, but I think I'm going to have to shelve it for the next few Halloweens and just look back on it fondly, I'll be sure to quote it enough to annoy my husband and maybe sing "I Put a Spell On You" like Winifred a few times.."...my name is Winifred..what's YOURS?!"
-The only time it pays off to be a virgin
-The only time Sarah Jessica Parker is attractive is when she plays a witch,
-Bette Midler can cover the shit out of "I put a spell on you"
-Hey look it's that girl from "Eyes Wide Shut" I wonder what she's doing now.
-Hey look it's that girl from "American Beauty" I wonder what she's doing now.
-Hey look it's that guy from "Dumb and Dumber" I wonder what he's doi-oh right.
-Sarah Jessica Parker playing....Sarah.
-Cheesy 90s source material meant as a TV Disney film
Still a childhood classic. Will watch again.
About the same as last time, only this time I found myself a little more swooned by the charm. It's still a lot of fluff, and pretty bad in places, but I suppose this is the classic example of a film that is decent for what it is supposed to be.
This movie felt like an okay Disney Channel Original movie. It felt like nothing special.
Sanderson Sister 4 Ever!!!111!!!!
Holds up better than it probably should. It's fun to look back to a time where it was normal for kids movies to have some bite to them. Where now would you see the process of a cat die and come back to life? And eight year old me had no clue what the big deal of all this 'virgin' talk was.
i put a spell on u
My second favorite halloween movie of all time...and yes I am a grown man.
Halloween movie for kids. SJP is stupid but hilarious. Thora Birch is exceptional as a kid actress. Allison is just meh...
Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.
The Mako Mori test is passed if the movie has a) at least one female character b) who gets her…
Help me out with this one guys.
"It's Mission Impossible!" is the true peak of cinéma.