Horrors of Spider Island
1960 ‘Ein Toter hing im Netz’ Directed by Fritz Böttger
Synopsis
A plane carrying a troupe of beautiful dancers crashes on a deserted island inhabited by radioactive spiders whose bite turns you into a murderous monster.
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An interesting concept with a bevy of beauties stranded on an island and something happens to one of the guys. This is a silly film that is not scary and the effects are so laughably bad it possibly works as one of the worst films ever, really not worth the time or effort.
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With Mike Nelson, Crow T. Robot, and CROOOOOWWWWW.
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Just watched HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND, directed by Fritz Bottger. This is a cheesy German sexpliotation film dubbed in English where a plane full of exotic dancers crashes on a deserted island and are terrorized first by a giant spider, then by a guy who gets bit by the spider and turns into some kind of spider/wolfman hybrid. This movie is pretty lax on the horror, but has a prolonged sequence where the girls dance around in bikinis for some reason. If I knew I was stuck on an island with a mutated monster trying to kill me, I'd think that throwing a party would be pretty far down the list of things to do in order to survive.
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Ultra low-rent sexploitation/monster movie that delivers on neither genre. Noteworthy only for its Greek chorus of complaining pre-feminist women and men who "don't like to be kept waiting", plus its status as perhaps the least urgent film ever about either shipwrecks or prowling monsters.