• eschwa22

    ★★★★½ Added by eschwa22

    9/10: ★★★★★★★★★☆


  • Cody

    ★★★★★ Watched by Cody 27 Jun, 2015

    Surprise, surprise. Rob Zombie's directorial debut stunned those who watched it in 2003 and now it has stunned me in 2015.

    This film is like an hour and a half music video that happens to be a nightmare. You get surreal images that go with the film but at the same time don't belong there. You get flashes of things that are macabre before the final reveal. Things like this make it seem as if Zombie is a director with…


  • Vietcong

    ★★½ Watched by Vietcong 19 Jun, 2015

    So, like, the whole thing is an homage? The movie's just one big joke about how much Rob Zombie loves horror movies? I mean, okay... I guess...

    There's actually some pretty good stuff in here, spaced throughout, but the whole thing is just waaay too referential and relies on "heh I know what that's from" for entertainment, and it really doesn't work. Sid Haig is great and honestly the writing's pretty funny, but the victims are just awful to watch.…


  • SmokingPizza

    ★★★★★ Added by SmokingPizza

    Fuckin' Love this movie! Whoo!

    Seriously, it's just so good.


  • cagedbabydragon

    ★★★★ Watched by cagedbabydragon 26 Apr, 2013

    Personally, I'd say this film is The Texas Chain Saw Massacre meets Tourist Trap, of course with added kitsch, dialogue that is somewhat memorable but in Rob Zombie's traditional style of adding f-bombs every other word, and overall bizarreness. Definitely a guilty pleasure of mine in the horror genre.


  • Jenny

    ★★★★½ Rewatched by Jenny 02 Jun, 2015

    i love this movie with my whole heart


  • Steven McGill

    ★★★★ Watched by Steven McGill 31 May, 2015

    Exploitation at its finest.


  • Ernst_Bitterman

    ★½ Watched by Ernst_Bitterman 02 Feb, 2005

    The end result is what one would expect from a well-funded fan film, when what he's a fan of is the mean-spirited drive-in fillers of the early 1970s; over-long, and with the directoral sympathy too much on the side of the monstrous loonies. The sense of "This isn't over YET" struck me at about the half-hour mark.


  • Amy Holmes

    Watched by Amy Holmes 15 May, 2015

    I know this is supposed to be kind of a new classic, but I couldn't get into it. I loved The Lords of Salem, it was so stylized and unusual and freaky and funny, but this one felt stagnant and the jokes fell flat. I stopped watched just over half way through. If the second half gets a lot better, I suppose I missed out.


  • Justin Scott

    ★★★★½ Added by Justin Scott

    Rob Zombie is one of my favorite people making movies right now


  • Robert Armitage

    ★★½ Watched by Robert Armitage 14 May, 2015

    The film starts out with the standard double couple road trip and a stop at Captain Spaulding's Museum of Madmen and Murderers/Gas Station. Captain Spaulding is Sid Haig in clownface and watching his eye bulging performance was the highlight of the film for me. The travelling couple's go on the museum tour/ride with animatronic diorama's of such luminaries as Ed Gein and local favorite Dr. Satan. The unlucky couples never really get off the ride, as the rest of the…


  • Joel Clark

    ★★★ Rewatched by Joel Clark 14 May, 2015

    This is a mystery to me! Saw it once so long ago that it all comes across as new to me now. And this isn't a bad movie! It's certainly not great. Certainly not bad either. But I guess to sum it up in a sentence... or phrase. It's an acquired taste.

    For me the movie comes off as unsubstantial in terms of story. It's clearly based on Spider Baby, with HEAVY inspiration in bite size chunks taken from the…