How to Make Love to a Woman
2010 Directed by Scott Culver
Synopsis
A comedy of miscommunication between the sheets.
When Andy hears his girlfriend Lauren sigh after sex, he panics. But even with the help of his friends, porn stars and tantric experts, he continues to stumble in the bedroom, finally realizing that in order to give Lauren the 'O' word, he first needs to say the 'L' word. Starring Josh Meyers, Krysten Ritter, Ian Somerhalder, Jenna Jameson and Ken Jeong.
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Maybe it is because I’ve watched five bad films in a row, or maybe it is simply because How to Make to a Woman is bloody awful, but I really hated this romantic-comedy. Josh Meyers stars as a man who struggles to satisfy his girlfriend in bed. The film is his oh so witty quest to learn how to make love to her via lots of excruciatingly unfunny conversations with friends and strangers.
I don’t know who Meyers is but he has a face that just made me want to punch things. I’m not sure why, maybe it is his perma-smirk or stupid hair, but I found him a pretty loathsome lead. His girlfriend, played by Krysten Ritter, is bearable…
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Here's an idea: Throw useless out and bring tall dark handsome in, end of problem.
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Maybe it is because I’ve watched five bad films in a row, or maybe it is simply because How to Make to a Woman is bloody awful, but I really hated this romantic-comedy. Josh Meyers stars as a man who struggles to satisfy his girlfriend in bed. The film is his oh so witty quest to learn how to make love to her via lots of excruciatingly unfunny conversations with friends and strangers.
I don’t know who Meyers is but he has a face that just made me want to punch things. I’m not sure why, maybe it is his perma-smirk or stupid hair, but I found him a pretty loathsome lead. His girlfriend, played by Krysten Ritter, is bearable…
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Here's an idea: Throw useless out and bring tall dark handsome in, end of problem.
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Didn't know you could occupy that much screentime with a guy in his 30s being an insecure jerk.
The movie had its sweet streaks...well one...which felt like an actual gear-change, until the movie fell back into its original pattern. The pattern being very cliché (but still a little sweet at first).
But one can take only so much of this "Oh, I have to tell her I love her and I have to be finally honest and tell her what I feel, but then I'm gonna go right ahead and be a jerk and be mean to her, because I feel threatened by everything and jealous of everybody"-bullshit. That's why that restaurant scene was just too much.
Josh Meyers' boring performance doesn't help.And that shitty fucking dumbfuck ending was so fucking retarded. Ruined the only chance of me forgiving the movie its forementioned flaws.