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Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS
The most dreaded Nazi of them all!
Ilsa is a warden at a Nazi death camp that conducts experiments on prisoners. Ilsa's goal is to prove that woman can withstand more pain and suffering than men and should be allowed to fight on the front lines
Hoop-Tober, Film 22 of 31:
Almost gave this a 5/5 but settled on a 1/5.
I cannot quite wrap my head around whom this would appeal to on an erotic level. So you want a story where a man is forced to fuck for his life and survives because he can keep fucking without getting off. Why would setting that in a concentration camp make that somehow more appealing? Especially when it takes pains to show medical experimentation? Why mix softcore pornography and the worst atrocities of the Nazis? I feel like not getting sexual appeal the nazisploitation subgenre is probably a good thing, however.
The fact that I appreciate its shocking audacity probably speaks poorly of me.
The opening sets the tone. It absurdly claims this film was made in the hopes these atrocities…
A real feel-good motion picture event.
As an uncomfortable body horror it's pretty good, but it's hard to look past the content.
"No. You see, when I reached puberty I discovered something about myself that set me apart from all the other guys. Something that made me unique, I guess. One of a kind. It's very simple. I discovered that I could hold back for as long as I want. I still can, all night if necessary. I guess you could call me a freak of nature. A sort of human machine. A machine that can set it's controls to 'fast', 'slow' or 'never'. And you wanna know something? That 'never' control just about drove her up the wall."
So, this marks the third time I've seen this film. The first time I was disgusted and wondered how people could enjoy watching…
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Garbage. Rob Zombie's "Werewolf Women of the SS" parody trailer in the middle of "Grindhouse" is infinitely more enjoyable than its source material. Ilsa is a high ranking officer at a Nazi experiment facility where they torture and operate on prisoners, or whatever. On her own time, she's also auditioning men to see who can truly satisfy her deep carnal needs in bed. Then she meets someone who finally does, and then allies storm the place and revenge kill everyone zzzzzzz I probably got half those plot details wrong but who cares.
Come for the never-ending parade of boobs (and…
Einen halben Stern Abzug für Ilsas angewiderten Gesichtsausdruck beim Anpinkeln des Herrn Sturmbannführers.
I knew this was going to be horrific, but did realise just how horrific it would be.
Not only was it a terrible film, but it made uncomfortable as a woman several times and also a human.
So gross, this is definitely not the kind of film I ever want to watch again.
If I could rate something as a zero I would.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Ilsa's face of sheer misfortune in the urination scene bumped it up half a star for me. Her death scene was also awesome, but really pissed me off in how abrupt and unjustified it was. C'mon.
Also, Todd Gaines sucks a big O.
top film the exploitation
I should have my goddamn head examined watching movies like Ilsa.
Ich bin nicht sicher, was ich da gerade gesehen hab. Einerseits ein tricktechnisch hochwertiger Trashfilm mit einem Thema, das man hierzulande nur ungern anfasst und vor allem nicht so ungeschönt darstellt, auch wenn wir es hier mit Fiktion zu tun haben, andererseits könnte man auch sagen einer der frühen Vertreter des Torture-Porn-Horror Genres, dass erst circa 30 Jahre später mit Filmen wie "Hostel" ein Aufflackern im Mainstream bekommt.
Ich kann bei einem solchen Film nicht von Spaß oder "er hat mir gefallen" sprechen, aber in dem was er ist, was immer das ist macht er vieles richtig, solange man ihn nicht als geschichtliche Wirklichkeit ansieht. Eine Geschichte einer Zeit, aus der so viel Grausamkeit stammt, die unausgesprochen weil unaussprechbar war,…
14/88 would let Ilsa chop off my cock anytime.
So not fun, counter to its reputation among fans of exploitation movies.
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