• Bernardo Villela

    ★★ Added by Bernardo Villela

    One-Line Review: The music, the lack of dialogue and the edit set the stage but there’s virtually no show upon it.

    Full Mini-Review Here: themovierat.com/2015/09/21/mini-review-im-not-jesus-mommy/


  • Americanguy

    ★★★½ Added by Americanguy

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Well done lowbudget flick about a woman who steals a cloned embryo and impregnates herself with it. So the embryos cloned from the shroud of turin. As per the title you can tell things dont go as planned.

    The main character looks like Barbra streisand.
    A few disturbing scenes
    Ugh no not another religious nutjob character cliche
    I'd like to see what this director could have done with a bigger budget
    Ending is creepy and well done. Rating on a B movie level. solid B fare.


  • Ira Brooker

    ★★★ Watched by Ira Brooker 15 May, 2011 2

    As Minnesota-made, zero-budget, post-apocalyptic religious thrillers go, this is pretty solid. Spoiler: The kid's not Jesus.