Every film that has ever been nominated for an Academy Award in any category. Enjoy!
Shoot first. Sightsee later.
Ray and Ken, two hit men, are in Bruges, Belgium, waiting for their next mission. While they are there they have time to think and discuss their previous assignment. When the mission is revealed to Ken, it is not what he expected.
What a conversation between Harry and Ken would sound like if they were talking about some lame person who doesn't like this movie:
Harry: So he's having a really nice time watching In Bruges?
Ken: Well, I'm having a really nice time watching In Bruges. I'm not sure it's really his cup of tea.
Harry: (Stunned silence) What?
Ken: You know... I'm not sure it's really his thing.
Harry: What do you mean it's not really his thing? What's that supposed to mean? It's not really his thing... What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Ken: Nothing, Harry.
Harry: But it's a masterpiece, isn't it? How can a masterpiece not be somebody's fucking thing? The brilliant fucking dialogue, the perfect fucking casting, the wonderful fucking blend of the most hilarious dark humor with spine-tingling drama and character development... how can that not be somebody's fucking thing? How can that be?
Pure fucking brilliance. Everything fucking works. Fucking humour, fucking emotions, fucking Ralph fucking Fiennes is the fucking best fucking ever.
"You're an inanimate fuckin' object!"
I cannot get over that line. It's so fucking good.
Martin McDonagh’s debut feature is a profane black comedy about those two perennial Catholic obsessions - guilt and sin. Two foul-mouthed Irish hitmen are sent to Bruges following a botched job and ordered to wait there until they receive further instructions. The film’s chief success comes in this brilliantly realised central pairing that is a perfect marriage between script and performance.
Colin Farrell plays the grief stricken, Ray - a cocksure and frequently inappropriate Jack the lad who made a grave mistake during his one and only hit. Ray, like practically every other character that finds themselves stuck in Bruges, isn’t particularly nice yet his natural Irish charm and sense of morality (albeit a warped one) make him an interesting,…
The only film where you will witness Madeye Moody and Voldemort sit in a bar and call each other cunts.
Well, this was fuckin' or fookin' brilliant.
VOLDEMORT PLAYED A CHARACTER NAMED HARRY
LET IT BE KNOWN THAT VOLDEMORT WANTED TO BE HARRY ALL ALONG, I SMELL JEALOUSY.
This is just fucking awesome. I mean you got comedy, Voldemort, guns, violence, a midget, Voldemort, drugs, fuckin' swans and Voldemort.
1. Halfway through the film I said "I should count how many times they say fuck." but then I realized fuck it.
2. How have I not seen this until now? Fucking fuck.
3. I AM OVERWHELMED WITH SADNESS THAT THERE WERE NO SUBTITLES, BUT WHAT I HEARD WAS PERFECTION. FUCK.
4. The fact that there is a swan in the cover art, makes life 10 times fucking better.
5. For fuck's sake it's a fucking good movie, with fucking Colin Farrell and Lord Voldemort.
6. You're an inanimate fuckin' object!
7. ^ Best thing I ever heard.
2 things will happen after you watch this movie:
1: You will want to go to Bruges and see the swans and the medieval shit
2: Your urge to call people "fookin coonts" will dramatically rise.
If you haven't seen this dark comedy criminal masterpiece yet, I would advise you to close this review and try to get on that as soon as possible. I watched an unhealthy amount of movies today, but quotes from this one keep floating through my brain. I saw this movie a couple years ago and though it was alright. I think it's one of those movies that will keep getting better and better every time I watch it. Hey, not every film clicks with…
This movie is overly weird, funny and dark. It's awesome. It's one of those movies which should not be looked into either way, there's no right way to see this movie. It's totally different any way you see it.
It's about Ray (Colin Farrell), who is a hitman whose job goes wrong when he accidentally shoots a child and he's told to go hide in Bruges. And believe me, that places is pronounced 'Broozh'. Weird.The thing you most will hear from Ray in this movie is 'Why have we gotta be in fuckin' Bruges!' He doesn't like it there. It's a shit hole for him. It's just..he wants to be anywhere but Bruges. And then the story picks off and…
"Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids."
Makes you laugh to then make you slightly depressed.
This film is quickly becoming a classic. So totally original and hilarious. Fresh as it gets.
A fine Irish romp that's scuzzy in a textbook manner, yet strangely genial, probably because Farrell is so fresh and spirited in the main role, and McDonagh films it all with some creativity.
Off from a bad start, this movie continued to convince me more and more until its final crescendo. It was funny, it had well thought trough scriptwriting and nice actor-performances.
wOW. i super enjoyed this movie. my hard on for colin farrell has been raised hello. the movie was dark and smart and funny and deeply enjoyable wow. i enjoyed it a lot. it wasnt a cliche dark comedy it mostly just made me feel guilty about laughing and i love self loathing
Eh, it was okay. Felt like one of those forced juxtapositions: “Oh, we're cold blooded killers, but also catty goofballs who experience odd things in a foreign place!” Like the the move was saying, “Aww, these guys!” the whole time. I really like Brendan Gleeson and Ralph Fiennes, and Colin Farrell was okay. But I'm just not sure this movie knew what it wanted to be.
This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Beautiful cinematography! Good acting! Hilarious as well as saddening dialogues... And an awsome soundtrack!
- The Racket
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- Chang: A Drama of the Wilderness
- There Will Be Blood
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
- Mulholland Drive
- Children of Men
- No Country for Old Men
1. THERE WILL BE BLOOD (2007) by Paul Thomas Anderson
IMDb: 8.1 | RT: 91% || Points: 2110 | Peak:…
- 2001: A Space Odyssey
- Pulp Fiction
- Taxi Driver
- The Shining
- Apocalypse Now
# Title [#Voters/#Votes] =Total
1. 2001: A Space Odyssey [60/124] =184
2. Pulp Fiction [57/124] =181
3. Taxi Driver [35/69]…