What a conversation between Harry and Ken would sound like if they were talking about some lame person who doesn't like this movie:

Harry: So he's having a really nice time watching In Bruges?
Ken: Well, I'm having a really nice time watching In Bruges. I'm not sure it's really his cup of tea. 
Harry: (Stunned silence) What? 
Ken: You know... I'm not sure it's really his thing. 
Harry: What do you mean it's not really his thing? What's that supposed to mean? It's not really his thing... What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Ken: Nothing, Harry. 
Harry: But it's a masterpiece, isn't it? How can a masterpiece not be somebody's fucking thing?  The brilliant fucking dialogue, the perfect fucking casting, the wonderful fucking blend of the most hilarious dark humor with spine-tingling drama and character development... how can that not be somebody's fucking thing? How can that be?

Pure fucking brilliance. Everything fucking works. Fucking humour, fucking emotions, fucking Ralph fucking Fiennes is the fucking best fucking ever.

"You're an inanimate fuckin' object!"

I cannot get over that line. It's so fucking good.

Well, this was fuckin' or fookin' brilliant.

VOLDEMORT PLAYED A CHARACTER NAMED HARRY
LET IT BE KNOWN THAT VOLDEMORT WANTED TO BE HARRY ALL ALONG, I SMELL JEALOUSY.

This is just fucking awesome. I mean you got comedy, Voldemort, guns, violence, a midget, Voldemort, drugs, fuckin' swans and Voldemort.

1. Halfway through the film I said "I should count how many times they say fuck." but then I realized fuck it.
2. How have I not seen this until now? Fucking fuck.
3. I AM OVERWHELMED WITH SADNESS THAT THERE WERE NO SUBTITLES, BUT WHAT I HEARD WAS PERFECTION. FUCK.
4. The fact that there is a swan in the cover art, makes life 10 times fucking better.
5. For fuck's sake it's a fucking good movie, with fucking Colin Farrell and Lord Voldemort.
6. You're an inanimate fuckin' object!
7. ^ Best thing I ever heard.

Fucking awesome.

Brilliant screenplay. Dark, Funny and Stylish. The return of Farrell.

I love this film more every time I see it. Best film of 2008 and one of my favorites of the aughts. Fantastic score, hilarious and poignant performances by Brendan Gleeson, Colin Farrell and Ralph Fiennes, and the script is darkly comedic perfection. I will always anticipate a Martin McDonagh film because of this one.

Another case of failed marketing. The trailer for this film did nothing to interest me, but I finally saw it based on a glowing recommendation. I'm glad I did.

The film is at times alternately laugh-out-loud funny and touchingly dramatic. Its success hinges greatly on the performance and chemistry of its two leads, Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson, and both do phenomenal jobs (especially Farrell) helped by a witty script by Martin McDonagh. It had a very "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead" feel to it.

Colin Farrell's role is an excellent departure from his usual characters, this one odd, hilarious, and almost child-like. I would have loved to see him (and Brendan Gleeson) score Oscar nominations for their performances in this film... but they didn't.

Despite not liking its high-concept follow-up, Seven Psychopaths, at all, I decided to take a look at Martin McDonagh's debut feature In Bruges, mainly due to the almost-universal praise it got from my friends and critics alike. And I am glad that I did, as from now on I can safely say that McDonagh's films are definitely not my cup of tea. Quite surprising given that I generally like black comedies.

Magnificent hitman capers, that musters knockout performances and a poignant philosophical standpoint. The dialogue is crisp and regularly hilarious, but it's the deeper musings on life, honour and the beyond that elevate "In Bruges" to the level of certifiable classic. The characterization is an amusing mix of sincere and brazenly absurd, a tough balance to strike, but director/writer Martin McDonagh achieves it with poetic class. One of my favourite films of all time, dealing as it does with sublime comedy, grief, guilt, redemption and of course "fuckin' Bruges". It also dares to ask the question "is it okay to shoot a lollipop man if he knows karate?" [A]

This movie is great! It was crazy going back and forth from serious scenes to comedic ones. Didn't imagine it to be that great though until I actually saw it. Collin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson completely kill it during the film, and I'm left sitting here, wondering whether to be happy or sad. Not too many films can accomplish that, so kudos to McDonagh !

My god I loved this movie. I've never given two anythings for Colin Farrell, but he was pretty much perfect in this role. Everyone in the entire movie was, and the writing almost stole the show.