• Meinardas

    ★★★½ Watched by Meinardas 11 Jan, 2015

    Tikrai nėra toks blogas, kokiu visi laiko.

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  • Jordan Smith

    ★★★★ Watched by Jordan Smith 24 Jan, 2015

    It's difficult for me to review this film. Let's start with the fact that I enjoyed it. I'll grant you that the beginning is heavy on the exposition and it takes about twenty to thirty minutes for the story to get rolling, but once the movie hits its stride, it's a great ride with a surprising bit of heart to back up the action. The plot isn't especially anything new, but if you like shiny sci-fi, it's worth seeing.

    Plus,…

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  • FeytonVale

    ★★★★ Watched by FeytonVale 13 Jan, 2015

    Leave your science at the door, it is not welcome here.

    John Carter, despite its release date and overwhelming use of CGI, feels every bit the 80's action fantasy flick akin to Conan or Heavy Metal and it does it surprisingly well.

    Our superman (John "He-man" Carter), must save the damsel (Princess Something or other) and acquire a rag-tag band of misfits (a dog and a native) along the way to do so. Or else big bad guy (The mean…

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  • Ben Miranda

    Watched by Ben Miranda 05 Jan, 2015

    This was very very confusing.

    I mean, I'm not sure how much detail I can go into here beyond just saying it was very confusing.

    The direction is fine, the cinematography is fine, as is the music and, for the most part, the acting.

    Taylor Kitsch is nice and capable in the role of John Carter. I mean, he's not about to go on and win an Oscar or anything, but his presence didn't make me want to punch the…

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  • Coraline

    ★★★½ Added by Coraline

    Watched this movie over Christmas, just happened to be on. I only wanted to watch a few minutes of it, because it was completely taken apart when it first came out and I thought it must be horrendous. So I was quite curious to see why it deserved such low ratings. After having sat through the whole movie I honestly cannot understand why people hated it as much as they did. It isn't a masterpiece, and yes, there are some…

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  • a7xfan

    ½ Watched by a7xfan 04 Jan, 2015 4

    not about jay z

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  • Michael Cotter

    Watched by Michael Cotter 02 Jan, 2015

    Didn't finish

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  • Daniel Cullinan

    ★★ Watched by Daniel Cullinan 31 Dec, 2014

    It's all a bit Attack Of The Clones isn't it?

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  • Amy Ashdown

    ★★★½ Watched by Amy Ashdown 28 Dec, 2014

    Not nearly as bad as the critics say. John Carter is completely bonkers but is actually pretty enjoyable.

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  • Phil Sternwise

    ★★½ Added by Phil Sternwise

    A boring guy goes to a boring planet, gets bored, and more boring things happen.

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  • Deathlok190

    ★★★ Watched by Deathlok190 28 Dec, 2014

    Suprised by how good this Disney movie was, good cgi and acting make it enjoyable, the story at times felt disconnected and random.

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  • Graham J

    Watched by Graham J 28 Dec, 2014 6

    The John Carter cake.

    1/ Add a spoonful of Star Wars, Indiana Jones and Avatar, along with a pinch of generic high adventure and expensive CGI.

    2/ Mix together well, before placing in the oven at a reasonable temperature and leave for approximately 90 minutes. (Warning: being left in for over 2 hours could result in a severe burning of the product and a potential loss/waste of life.

    3/ Remove from oven, sprinkle with charisma, slice into several lean sections…

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