Sigh.....words can not express how horrible Kiss Meets the Phantom Of The Park is...However....on a comedy level..it's a masterpiece. Worth owning simply for the footage of Kiss lip-syncing there music in concert, as well as for the awesome construction site fight...See Gene Simmons growl like a wild tiger....See Ace Frehley auto-tuned...See Paul Stanley shoot an animated laser beam from his star child star.......see the greatest band in the word act in the worst made-for-television movie....

This is a horrible movie. It's also one of my all-time faves. The whole cartoonish affair (made by Hanna-Barbera, it plays like a fourth-rate Scooby Doo rip-off) is the birthplace of some of the most ridiculous dialogue I have ever memorized.
To this day, it's one of those movies I make my friends watch with me. None of them has hated me for it yet (at least not in public).

I vaguely remember seeing this when it aired on TV back in the day. Sadly, I wish I had kept that memory vague.
Being a TV movie (produced by Hanna-Barbera, by God!), the budget was about what I make in a month, so the special effects can be chalked up to that. But some things are just inexplicable; Gene talking in some odd, echoy almost mechanical voice (when he's not growling like a bear-lion) and the unexplained fact that KISS gets their superpowers (wait - what?) from little glowing totems, are just weird.
The plot, as it is, is simple enough - although some well placed security guards would have ended the movie before KISS even takes the stage for the first time.
That this movie didn't stop KISS dead in their tracks is amazing.
Watch this if you like KISS or bad movies.

One of the all-time champions of lame attempts to introduce mainstream audiences to a "fringe" musical act. If you find kitschy charm in this, you're welcome to it; I prefer my cheesefests to be fast-paced, amusing, and featuring the titular act for more than a third of the running time.

This is hands-down the greatest film ever made in the history of cinema. Those AFI guys are stupid!

Horrible. Utterly horrible but fantastically unintentionally funny.

This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

A truly godawful film - I like it but it really is bad!!!!

dreadful acting from the band and a terrible saturday morning cartoon plot line makes for such a glorious train wreck that is so very pleasant to watch. i've seen Scooby episodes that were more well rounded and better thought out but somehow there is a special magic in this romp.

There's no depth to the pool of selling out Kiss will sink to but this film was their only regret in their quest to merchandise everything.

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I made the mistake of telling KISS fans how I felt about this movie, and threats of bodily harm were the result. The movie was produced by cartoon makers Hanna-Barbera, and that should tell you everything you need to know. The bits with the band - who possess godlike powers, incidentally - are pretty fun, and the movie certainly could have used more oddball antics from them.

I vaguely remember seeing this when it aired on TV back in the day. Sadly, I wish I had kept that memory vague.
Being a TV movie (produced by Hanna-Barbera, by God!), the budget was about what I make in a month, so the special effects can be chalked up to that. But some things are just inexplicable; Gene talking in some odd, echoy almost mechanical voice (when he's not growling like a bear-lion) and the unexplained fact that KISS gets their superpowers (wait - what?) from little glowing totems, are just weird.
The plot, as it is, is simple enough - although some well placed security guards would have ended the movie before KISS even takes the stage for the first time.
That this movie didn't stop KISS dead in their tracks is amazing.
Watch this if you like KISS or bad movies.