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She Mates... Then She Terminates
The spirit of an ancient evil queen posesses the body of a young anthropological student, who then goes on a murderous rampage.
A ridiculous Indonesian B-movie rip-off of The Terminator, released by Mondo Macabro. So there's this queen who lives under the sea and is very horny. She fucks with people, then kills them with an eel inside her vagina that bites their cocks off. Until there comes this blond stud who fucks her real good, makes the eel come out and turns it into a dagger. Infuriated, she casts a curse on him, saying that in 100 years she will have her revenge on his great granddaughter. Fast forward 100 years, a student anthropologist studies the legend of this queen. She goes scuba diving to find the queen's castle. She finds it. There, an eel enters her vagina so now she's…
Things get wacky in Indonesia when Tania, a young anthropologist, is possessed by the succubus-like spirit of the legendary South Seas Queen. She blasts her way through the city on a quest of vengeance, pausing only long enough to castrate the occasional unlucky fellow with her vaginal eel (yep, that's right). Lady Terminator is one of those films that is so damned bad and terrifically shameless that it transcends its origins and becomes accidentally awesome.
I saw the face of God.
Action on top of action on top of batshit action on top of really bizarre line-readings on top of one of the sexiest screen villains of all time on top of more insane action.
in my opinion, Lady Terminator is one of the best rip off movies and certainly the best Terminator rip off ever made. The police HQ shootout scene not only steals from T1 but lifts shots directly from Hard Boiled! BONUS! It even features a shitty Kyle Reese type guy saying "Come with me if you want to live"! this good time Indonesian riff on James Cameron's classic is a real oddball blast and ten billion times better then Terminator Salvation.
watch it here : youtu.be/ral_OCOnxz4
An Indonesian "Terminator" rip off from 1989 starring an assault rifle wielding lady in a leather outfit as the actual terminator.
The young lady is actually possessed by the spirit of the South Sea goddess who swore revenge (before the opening credits) on the great granddaughter of a guy she once fucked and now's the time. Properly bonkers as far as I'm concerned.
Discount Kyle Reese.
80's synth score with that typical Keyboard Bass sound.
Great practical effects when it comes to gunshot wounds.
Neon lights as far as the eye can see.
The iconic "Terminator" bathroom scene with a fake head looking actually better than Arnold's.
Eyes shooting lasers.
A buddy of discount Kyle Reese called Snake sporting a mullet.
At least 30 minutes of continuous Assault Rifle shooting.
Vaginal eel turned into a deadly dagger to kill the "Lady Terminator".
Properly bonkers indeed.
Five stars for sheer hilarity.
What can i possibly say about this cheese feast a parady of the 1984 film Terminator. The worst acting and diologue i ever seen in a movie hands down actors look like that got them from your local Labor Ready work agency... But i really enjoyed this flick for what it is so if you have some piss-ass warm beer around the house and some stale Malboro reds handy sit back and enjoy Lady Fuckin Terminator.
Worst-best-worst-best-worst-best-worst-best-worst movie ever.
Adam "Mother Fucking" Stardust
Just when you think this movie can't get more over-the-top violent and goofy they bring in the tank being ridden by a guy with the most insane mullet you're ever going to see!!! Plus, naked Lady Terminator is much better than naked Arnie....depending on who you are I suppose.
"Reports say these guys all died with their cocks bitten off!"
This was easy breezy. One character even mentions Schwarzenegger in regards to her muscles after working out, while in a later scene the cop utters a non-convincing, "Come with me if you want to live!" almost as an afterthought.
If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand time: more vagina snakes and insane gun violence pls.
10 mins of crazy vagina snakes and sea witch fables + 72 mins of insane gun action = 82 min no brainer.
So I finally ventured down this rabbit hole. Here is a movie I would actually advise spoilers just to make sure you're taking it all in. Basically identical to the movie it's ripping off, but substitute the spirit of a witch with and eel in her vagina and then she gets the eel stolen and she's mad.... you know what, never mind.
The film's efforts to one up Terminator are really amusing, like the police station shootout is dragged out as much the They Live fight scene. The stand in for Kyle Reese has no motivation aside from the fact that he's a nice guy. The ending especially feels like it's turned up to 11.
Indonesia is a strange place.