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English aristocrat Lara Croft is skilled in hand-to-hand combat and in the middle of a battle with a secret society. The shapely archaeologist moonlights as a tomb raider to recover lost antiquities and meets her match in the evil Powell, who's in search of a powerful relic.
As refreshing as it is to have an adventure film centered on a woman protagonist, Simon West's "Lara Croft: Tomb Raider" rates only as merely mediocre. The video game-inspired film feels uninspired throughout, with only the occasional character beat or set-piece elevating the at-least-watchable affair.
Revolving around Angelina Jolie's Lara Croft, the film follows its heroine on globe-trotting adventures featuring ancient relics and evil cabals wanting to harness the power of said relics for itself. It is a classic adventure story that has far too few adventurous moments.
The production combines dashes of steam-punk, modern technology, and old-school exotic locales but lacks the energetic pulse needed for its design elements to come to life. West puts together some strong set-pieces,…
How did they get this so astronomically wrong? Lara Croft: Tomb Raider was, frankly, such an easy idea to make: a female, British Indiana Jones slinking her way around ancient mythology with twin guns, plummy quips and exotic locations - the template is there in so many films already, surely this easily should be exciting, funny, sexy and cool all in one package? Well... no. Simon West fudges it almost completely, instead supplying wooden dialogue in a flat script, wasting genuine talent in the cast and directing with all the visual tricks yet none of the iconic depth.
The big bone of contention for many is Angelina Jolie as the titular heroine. Personally, much as the definitive Lara Croft on…
As a throw away Saturday morning style cartoon blockbuster in the same vein as the first Mortal Kombat movie, its a guilty harmless pleasure. Its paper thin of course and silly at times, but there are a couple good action set pieces and Jolie is well cast in the role, she embodies Lara well.
Film #1 of the April 2016 Scavenger Hunt
Task #4 - A film, which for whatever reason, you have pretended to see, but if you're actually being honest with yourself, you have never seen.
It's really fun when Lara is going around talking to people and showering and stuff, at the same time as it's pretty awkward early 2000's action. I like how it's Jon Voigh who plays the father (even when the fact is that I actually had forgotten that he was her father IRL when watching the film)
I think the movie is fun for the most part, but the last 30 minutes was just not enough to my liking to be liked... by me :3
I really want to give this film an higher rating, but I just can't bring myself to do it, because the effects in the end are so shitty that I hold the rest of the movie against it.
An explosion of dumb cheese.
I wish I had the time to write a full review for this, but unfortunately I'll have to keep this brief.
For most of the runtime, I was pleasantly surprised that Tomb Raider wasn't as flamboyantly awful as I thought it would be, but that may have just been because my expectations were so low going in. It mostly felt like an Indiana Jones rehash (switch out the Nazis with Illuminati) with video game-like action sequences (which isn't surprising given the source).
The film ratchets up the absurdity in the third act, but I really can't get mad at this movie. Top to bottom, it is absolutely ridiculous in its asinine writing and cornball posturing,…
As video game adaptations go, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider never reaches Street Fighter levels of terrible, but it gets dangerously close more than a few times. Dangerously fucking close.
when i was a kid i watched this every single day and today i still think it's a fun movie that doesn't take itself too seriously and lara croft will always be my favorite heroine. i can't wait to see what alicia vikander does with the role
The movie accepts its stupidity in such a level the enjoyment is undeniable. Does that make it a good movie? Hell no.
small me: lara croft is so cool !! i want her big mansion and crazy life
grown me: you're just gay, dear
David asked about Tomb Raider recently. I forget the context of the conversation (maybe in relation to Indiana Jones?), but it led to us watching the movie. Perfectly acceptable, mediocre adventure film with attractive leads, some cool sets, and entertaining monsters and puzzles.
Guys, I did it! I found another video game-based movie that doesn't suck! It ain't a masterpiece, but it sure as hell doesn't suck, either. Praise the Lord, there may be hope yet!
Before we dive into this, I want to briefly talk about my history with the Tomb Raider franchise. I was a kid when this movie came out and, if I remember correctly, there was a lot of advertisements for it. A lot of people were talking about it. Some time later I found out that it was based on a series of video games... which I never played. The only thing I knew about Lara Croft was from what little I had seen of the two movies.…
Why did I go see this with my Mom?
Tbh, probably one of the best video game adaptions and even then it's not amazing. Really Angelina Jolie is the best thing about this.
i only watched this because i want to watch some action films that has a girl as the protagonist but i'm not sure what to feel on this one.
so here's my rating:
10% 👏🏻 she 👏🏻 did 👏🏻 that 👏🏻
90% idk what the hell's going on
honestly? truly? she did That during the ballet bungee jump scene
The Mako Mori test is passed if the movie has a) at least one female character b) who gets her…
Movies about/starring women and girls of all ages. I originally started this list just as a reference for myself, but…