A race for world power - who will succeed: CIA or KGB
A CIA agent is sent to get Professor Braun before the KGB can seize him as the Prof's knowledge, together with a recently stolen diamond, could be used to make a laser cannon.
This direct to VHS tape stars Ernest Borgnine as a German and/or Russian professor of something who gets kidnapped by some Germans/Russians. In order to rescue him, the CIA sends in a crack team composed of professional bullet absorber Brandon Lee and some slut. As you might expect, the sexual chemistry between them is explosive, much like the chemical reaction of those foam dinosaurs that grow when you put them in water. The rest of the movie is mostly a saxophone solo and Brandon Lee, despite the title, using analog weapons.
This is one of the most nonsensical, atrocious, awful things I've ever seen. While I was watching it, I actually felt bad for the crew and cast for being involved with it.
Michael Gold helps me to sleep easy knowing there aren't any terrorists out there shooting airliners out of the sky with laaazers. 10/10
♪ "He's a mercenary man..." ♪
Impossible to judge on a 1-5 star basis. It's a really daft and cheezy action adventure flick... and a highly enjoyable one if you're in the mood for some really silly lightweight entertainment. Brandon Lee is really bad but so full of charm you can't help to like him. I'll take this one over "The Crow" any day . By the way, did you know that Cuba have both deserts and safari hunts? And nazis.
"Laser Mission" is said exactly one time in this film, and that is one more than any laser seen.