• rkornhauser

    ★★★★★ Watched by rkornhauser 18 Sep, 2014

    Me da miedo no escribir algo suficientemente rudo, así que mejor ni lo intento.


  • IfWeMadeIt

    Watched by IfWeMadeIt 22 Jan, 2013

    Episode 77


  • Crawlspace Dweller Matt

    ★½ Watched by Crawlspace Dweller Matt 28 Apr, 2014 2

    "Where is my beer?"

    I never cared for Chuck Norris. If anything I thought he was immensely overrated. He always was the guy who just for inexplicable reasons was able to do anything. He just wasn't as cool as let's say Schwarzenegger or Stallone and most definitely didn't act in very interesting films. I don't think I have a single film starring Chuck Norris on my nearly 2000 titles long watchlist.

    This film is like a buddycop film without the…


  • Noyer

    ★★★ Rewatched by Noyer 01 Mar, 2014

    An entertainingly awful film.


  • Ricardo JM Vieira

    ★★ Watched by Ricardo JM Vieira 29 Nov, 2013

    Chuck Norris contra Carradine! Meu Deus, isto vai ser épico!

    Não, não foi épico.


  • Ryan S

    ★★★½ Rewatched by Ryan S 16 Nov, 2013

    The ultimate Chuck Norris film


  • Atlinator

    ★★½ Watched by Atlinator 29 Oct, 2013

    This is actually my first full viewing of a Chuck Norris vehicle and I can't say I was disappointed. For one thing it's got a cackling dwarf in a wheel chair as one of the baddies, shit gets blown up, bullets fly, non-white people get stereotyped and Norris roundhouse kicks the baddies to kingdom come. Also, Chuck doesn't drink imported beer and later on he pours some uh-merican beer over him which gives him the power to drive a truck, which has been buried in the ground with him in it, *up from the ground*. Ameeeeeeericaaaaa, fuck yeah!


  • BrianLinn

    ★★★½ Watched by BrianLinn 06 Oct, 2013

    Chuck Norris in a spaghetti western, kung fu hybrid. Yes please! “Lone Wolf McQuade” stars Norris at the title character “McQuade”, a Texas Ranger who likes to follow his own rules. Who hasn’t heard that one before? Opening with a really well done spaghetti western style credit sequence, our hero is introduced taking down a gang of Mexican cattle rustlers. Outnumbered, he slices through the troupe with ease, spin kicking and machine gunning the villains to pieces. Obviously, in a…


  • Jeremy Milks

    ★★★★ Rewatched by Jeremy Milks 21 Sep, 2013

    I've always thought of this as the quintessential Chuck Norris film, not Invasion USA. Even though this may not be as good as Invasion USA, it's Chuck's greatest character and probably his hammiest performance. Played like a Western, with endless nods to the Leone movies (there's even a scene at the "Eastwood Hospital"), this one features Chuck as a beer swilling Texas Ranger, filthy from head to toe with dirt and dust, divorced, at odds with his chief (of course)…


  • Keith

    ★★½ Watched by Keith 24 Aug, 2013

    Typical 80s film and typical Chuck Norris, the man who doesn't breath, he holds air hostage. Still, fairly fun, if incredibly predictable.


  • Chad Webb

    ★★★★ Added by Chad Webb

    A Chuck Norris classic, Lone Wolf McQuade has C-Nor playing a bad-ass Texas Ranger, at least moreso than Walker on the TV show. He goes up against David Carradine, a local criminal and karate expert who is selling illegal guns to terrorists, among other things. McQuade drives around in a beat up looking truck than can go through just about anything, takes a canteen with him everywhere, and only drinks Pearl beer. This is one of those brilliantly cheesy 80's…


  • Justin Bozung

    ★★★ Rewatched by Justin Bozung 02 Jun, 2013

    Loved the evil James Bond villain midget as a kid, and I still love him today.