• Lars Sieval

    ★★★½ Watched by Lars Sieval 25 Aug, 2015 3

    Only Chuck Norris is allowed to keep a wolf as a pet. Only Chuck Norris can still drive his car while it's buried underground. Never throw away Chuck's beer. Chuck has the most amazing car. No one beats Chuck Norris in hand to hand combat. Texas Ranger Chuck is the best. He rides alone. Maybe he likes having a partner. He takes out gangs of baddies on his own and well, he knows how to throw a grenade.

    Yeah! This…


  • Zedsdead

    Watched by Zedsdead 02 Aug, 2015

    What a turd of a film. LWMcQ showcases the worst elements of 80s action flicks like Commando and Rambo 2. Heavily armed bad guys wait around for their turn to get shot, important bad guys run out of ammo at the same time as the good guy so that they can fight it out (or in this case they PUT DOWN THEIR GUNS), and one stupid decision after another after another.

    It was a little bit fun to see Chuck Norris punch people though.


  • Juan Espinoza

    ★★★½ Watched by Juan Espinoza 10 Jul, 2015

    Una de las últimas patadas del western gringo con algunos elementos que se anticipan al cine de acción (inteligente) de los 80, como las películas de Walter Hill por ejemplo. Aunque la idea de tener a dos íconos como Norris y Carradine enfrentados, ciertamente éste último luce un poco desdibujado en comparación con el títular McQuade.


  • Gregory David Escobar

    ★★★★ Watched by Gregory David Escobar 09 Jul, 2015

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Justo en la mitad entre los westerns old-school y la rimbombancia de acción explosiva de los 80. Se toma su tiempo antes de hacer explotar un carro con una ballesta.

    Hay un cast diverso racialmente, que incluso vocalmente critica los "tokens" en las películas. Buenos personajes que fácilmente pudieron haber mantenido una saga (McQuade, Curtis Jackson y Kayo contra el mundo).

    Hay un enano villano llamado "Sinhor Falcon" que es adicto a jugar. Lo que sea. No, en serio, está…


  • antoni

    ★★ Added by antoni

    Hilariously cheesy in every way. But it's fun at times, a bit.


  • NinjaDomoEsq

    ★★½ Watched by NinjaDomoEsq 29 May, 2015

    This film comes in at an hour and 47 mins! It could easily be an hour 30 or less. It just goes on and on and what's weird is while it should be tons of fun to see Norris kick cartel ass, it's realistic in the sense that he and his partner have so much trouble doing so. You can't send two men in to fight an army, but that's not why we tuned in.

    Anyway, the film title is…


  • Lee Russell

    ★★★ Added by Lee Russell

    "Lone Wolf McQuade" is part modern update of the Spaghetti Western, part buddy cop film, and filled to the brim with traditional 1980s action movie excess before that was really a thing. Lots of typical Norris elements here: Norris' "lone wolf" cop/marine/martial artist takes on sinister terrorists/mobsters/drug lords. He's often butting heads with military or police authority because he doesn't play by the book, and quite often he's forced into taking matters into his own hands because the bad guys…


  • schwabe

    Watched by schwabe 20 May, 2015

    the story is not bad, but chuck norris is, as always. the actors around him saved his butt. he should have stuck with just his martial arts. but instead highlighting it in his movies, they stage it badly and only few and far in between. his movies are really a waste of time to watch. my dog has more talent then he dose.


  • Steven Short

    ★★★ Watched by Steven Short 01 May, 2015

    Norris holds his sawed-off shotgun like it's his dick and Carradine's license plate says "CARATE." Awesome shit.


  • Blair Russell

    ★★★★ Added by Blair Russell

    On the day I post this review, the night before was the heavily hyped (and I understand heavily disappointing; I did not watch a second of that clownshow) boxing fight between a fighter some don't like due to his conservative ways and how he has at least a few illegitimate children (Manny P.) and a man who has physically assaulted several women he was in a relationship with and never apologized for his actions (Floyd Mayweather). Between those two and…


  • Justin LaLiberty

    ★★★½ Watched by Justin LaLiberty 01 May, 2015

    Chuck Norris versus a midget that looks like Orson Welles and David Carradine wearing argyle. Violent, dumb and full of aerodynamic kicking. But it doesn't need to be 107 minutes long.


  • Silversaxophone

    ★★½ Watched by Silversaxophone 09 Apr, 2015

    The copycat Morricone score is laid on like chunky pasta sauce, so it has the feel of a Spaghetti Western even with its contemporary urban settings sitting alongside the desert locations. While there's plenty of gunplay, the final showdown is hand-to-hand, the Kung Fu adding another exotic layer to the standard cop actioner. Chuck's line deliveries are as stolid as ever, but he moves well. He's also given an advantage by acting opposite a sleepy, stilted David Carradine playing the…