• Shepherd Benjamin

    ★½ Watched by Shepherd Benjamin 10 Feb, 2016

    Great great great theme song. I can't wait for Tarantino to use it in a way better movie.

    Chuck is not my boy.


  • Andy Johnson

    ★★★ Watched by Andy Johnson 31 Jan, 2016

    Originally intended for Kris Kristofferson, 'Lone Wolf McQuade' is a passable Chuck Norris vehicle - which is to say, it's one of his best films. While Norris is as wooden as ever, he is at least playing a character of sorts, and the action is plentiful and in parts quite decently executed. John Milius was an uncredited co-writer, which probably explains the numerous similarities with Walter Hill's later film 'Extreme Prejudice' (1987).


  • Steven Millan

    ★★★½ Rewatched by Steven Millan 23 Jan, 2016

    Before he moved on to doing Cannon Films(straight toward the company's very end in 1994),Chuck Norris did this PG-rated Texas-set actioner that is pretty much the prelude to his WALKER,TEXAS RANGER TV series(that was popular in the 90s[and kept Norris' career active]),with Norris as the title tough guy ranger who is divorced,unshaven,unbathen,owns a pet wolf,and loves drinking beer as much as he loves karate kicking the bad guys whom he apprehends. His latest villain to take on is David Carradine,who…


  • Schizopolis

    ★★★★ Rewatched by Schizopolis 16 Nov, 2015

    Continuing my Chuck Norris "marathon". I've seen this movie 10-20 times as a kid and it still totally holds up. It's a trashy homage to Sergio Leone. Of course, the story is nonsensical and it drags a bit. Barbara Carrera's character makes zero sense. But, the style and the badassery of this movie is what puts it over the top. It's even rated PG! As a kid, I remember hearing a few F-bombs and I was right. They're still in…


  • James Turpin

    ★★½ Watched by James Turpin 26 Oct, 2015

    Chuck Norris's films take place in a world where the 2nd Amendment was written for good ol' fashioned decent men, and the 5th was written for commie liberal pansies. To be perfectly frank, it can be fun to visit this wonderful land once in a while, if only because it bears so little resemblance to our own. The problem is that I don't think Chuck (or the film around him) realizes that...

    'Lone Wolf McQuade' is stuck in the awkward…


  • Calum Iain MacIver

    ★★★ Watched by Calum Iain MacIver 30 Jul, 2013

    JJ "Lone Wolf" McQuade (Chuck Norris) is a no-nonsense, two-fisted, super-macho Texas Ranger who always gets the job done, usually with a disdain for standard operating procedures, but always within his own "code of ethics" (which seems to consist of shoot first and shoot to kill). Rawley Wilkes (David Carradine) is a villain as evil and vicious as they come, whose operation consists of delivering stolen military hardware and weaponry to terrorist organisations. When McQuade's daughter Sally (Dana Kimmell) is…


  • Lars Sieval

    ★★★½ Watched by Lars Sieval 25 Aug, 2015 3

    Only Chuck Norris is allowed to keep a wolf as a pet. Only Chuck Norris can still drive his car while it's buried underground. Never throw away Chuck's beer. Chuck has the most amazing car. No one beats Chuck Norris in hand to hand combat. Texas Ranger Chuck is the best. He rides alone. Maybe he likes having a partner. He takes out gangs of baddies on his own and well, he knows how to throw a grenade.

    Yeah! This…


  • Zedsdead

    Watched by Zedsdead 02 Aug, 2015

    What a turd of a film. LWMcQ showcases the worst elements of 80s action flicks like Commando and Rambo 2. Heavily armed bad guys wait around for their turn to get shot, important bad guys run out of ammo at the same time as the good guy so that they can fight it out (or in this case they PUT DOWN THEIR GUNS), and one stupid decision after another after another.

    It was a little bit fun to see Chuck Norris punch people though.


  • Juan Espinoza

    ★★★½ Watched by Juan Espinoza 10 Jul, 2015

    Una de las últimas patadas del western gringo con algunos elementos que se anticipan al cine de acción (inteligente) de los 80, como las películas de Walter Hill por ejemplo. Aunque la idea de tener a dos íconos como Norris y Carradine enfrentados, ciertamente éste último luce un poco desdibujado en comparación con el títular McQuade.


  • Gregory David Escobar

    ★★★★ Watched by Gregory David Escobar 09 Jul, 2015

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Justo en la mitad entre los westerns old-school y la rimbombancia de acción explosiva de los 80. Se toma su tiempo antes de hacer explotar un carro con una ballesta.

    Hay un cast diverso racialmente, que incluso vocalmente critica los "tokens" en las películas. Buenos personajes que fácilmente pudieron haber mantenido una saga (McQuade, Curtis Jackson y Kayo contra el mundo).

    Hay un enano villano llamado "Sinhor Falcon" que es adicto a jugar. Lo que sea. No, en serio, está…


  • antoni

    ★★ Added by antoni

    Hilariously cheesy in every way. But it's fun at times, a bit.


  • NinjaDomoEsq

    ★★½ Watched by NinjaDomoEsq 29 May, 2015

    This film comes in at an hour and 47 mins! It could easily be an hour 30 or less. It just goes on and on and what's weird is while it should be tons of fun to see Norris kick cartel ass, it's realistic in the sense that he and his partner have so much trouble doing so. You can't send two men in to fight an army, but that's not why we tuned in.

    Anyway, the film title is…