Can I start by saying to say Gordon Ramsay stars in this would be like saying Sean Connery stars in Robin Hood Prince of thieves or Stan Lee stars in all his Marvel appearances. The story is just a bit plain really. Scott and Forlani do share some on screen chemistry but just never has the right ingredients to make this film entertaining. Michelle Ryan and Lee Boardmans 'relationship' just makes you cringe. Is easy to watch don't get me wrong but is missing a plot worth caring about. Very Bland indeed!

A film with Gordan Ramsey in it. F*cking hell.

If I had been served this in a restaurant I would have sent it back. Inedible.

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