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Meatballs III: Summer Job
Rudy struck out two summers in a row... this will be his year to score!
The ghost of a dead porn star comes to Earth to help a nerd with his sex life.
"I played the greatest love scene of my life! Except when I was supposed to come, I went."
Patrick Dempsey is McSexually Frustrated, leaving Sally Kellerman's classy porn star ghost to teach him the ways of getting laid. Builds to a wiiiiild climax involving a bull, a witchy river-dwelling biker gang, and the girl from Julie Darling, but is mostly lethargic and pretty hateful.
This was the last of the Meatballs sequels that I hadn't gotten around to. How did all of these go so terribly wrong? The original's formula was pretty simple and fun. In the first sequel we had to contend with aliens and in this one we've got the ghost of a dead porn queen. Silly beyond belief. There are some nice mammaries on hand, but the wet T-shirt contest is far too brief. And how the hell was Shannon Tweed so wasted? Really insipid stuff. 2.7/10
What did I just watch? @_@
Rudy's got a summer job pumping gas at Mean Gene's lake front business and has a view of all of the lovely beach bunnies. However, being a nerd he's never going to score this summer... That is unless the ghost of a deceased porn star can help out, as she needs to complete one good deed if she wants to make it past the gates of the "Big Movie Studio in the Sky", and well, getting Rudy laid seems to be a good deed.
Meatballs III is the best film in the Meatballs series. While the first film is more of a heartwarming family comedy, the sequels split off further down the sex comedy route with Part II being an…
This one didn't have Bill Murray in it. Anyway, four stars. Would have been five, but Bill Murray.
The only instance of Chekhov's chorizo in cinema so far.