I was constipated so I decided to take my laptop into the bathroom with me because I thought a nice mindless movie might be conducive to my pooping but this film was so bad and boring that my poop started going in the opposite direction and came out of my mouth.

What am I doing with my life.

A political satire beyond compare. This is a masterpiece that will keep me up for many nights to come, contemplating serious shit. Like life. Death. The corrupt two-party system that keeps us enslaved. Beautiful.

Don't. Not even as a joke.

Don't. You've been warned.

Pfffft

I have done it again. I have let us all down.

Sorry

I was constipated so I decided to take my laptop into the bathroom with me because I thought a nice mindless movie might be conducive to my pooping but this film was so bad and boring that my poop started going in the opposite direction and came out of my mouth.

What am I doing with my life.

Pfffft

I have done it again. I have let us all down.

Sorry

Not as good as the first.

Tatsächlich noch schlechter als sein Vorgänger "Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus" (der war ja wenigstens noch auf eine trashige Art unterhaltsam). Erstaunlich, dass heutige Computer überhaupt dazu in der Lage sind dermaßen miese Effekte zu produzieren! Und interessant, dass man den Film anscheinend mit ehemaligen Serienstars aufzupolieren versuchte: Steve Urkel und der Holodoc aus Star Trek Voyager spielen Hauptrollen. Irgendwie traurig, die Stars der eigenen Kindheit so wieder zu sehen. Einen Stern gibt es für die Dreistigkeit, mit der einem hier absoluter Müll präsentiert wird.

There is a big shark. There is also a big crocodile. they don't get on terribly well. Lots of humans get in the way. The special effects are truly awful. Still quite entertaining nevertheless.

Old Archive Review:

I really don’t know what to say about this film. I don’t even think its ‘so bad its good’ but just bad. I know it’s low budget but this sequel has worse acting and plot than the first film. At least the first was in that category of ‘over the top needless awesomeness’ but this is terrible! I admire the idea and what can be achieved for little but it could of been made a lot better.

Is it worth the watch? I guess if you liked the first then yeah you’ll probably find this a hoot but otherwise stay away from it. Certainly do NOT throw down your hard earned cash to buy it, if its on TV by all means watch it but not worth paying for it.

A political satire beyond compare. This is a masterpiece that will keep me up for many nights to come, contemplating serious shit. Like life. Death. The corrupt two-party system that keeps us enslaved. Beautiful.

Don't. Not even as a joke.

Don't. You've been warned.

Okay, it was hilarious how bad it was, but somehow it managed to make Mega Shark vs. Giant Octupus look like an Oscar Winner.

Well maybe if it was Shakespeare in Love...