Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus
Whoever wins... we lose!
When the prehistoric warm-water beast the Crocosaurus crosses paths with that cold-water monster the Mega Shark, all hell breaks loose in the oceans as the world's top scientists explore every option to halt the aquatic frenzy. Swallowing everything in their paths -- including a submarine or two -- Croc and Mega lead an explorer and an oceanographer on a wild chase. Eventually, the desperate men turn to a volcano for aid.
I was constipated so I decided to take my laptop into the bathroom with me because I thought a nice mindless movie might be conducive to my pooping but this film was so bad and boring that my poop started going in the opposite direction and came out of my mouth.
What am I doing with my life.
A political satire beyond compare. This is a masterpiece that will keep me up for many nights to come, contemplating serious shit. Like life. Death. The corrupt two-party system that keeps us enslaved. Beautiful.
Don't. Not even as a joke.
Don't. You've been warned.
I have done it again. I have let us all down.
I don't know why I sometimes feel the need to satisfy my obsession to trash. Especially when it is animal horror. And when they are huge - no wait - MEGA!
It' sooooo cheap, the effects are looking so funny, the acting is terrible (how can they stay serious???),...
I don't know - the movie itself 0/5, the experience 3/5. When I remember correctly, Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus was much better - but I am too scared to verify it.
Even for The Asylum, this is a truly terrible film.
Sharkweek is finally over!
Whoever is funding these films, stop.
Den bästa syfy filmen jag sett i den här kategorin. Visst är det skitdålig CGI men denna gången har två karaktärer som iallafall är lite roliga
This has some of the stupidest dialogue and cgi monsters fighting underwater scenes I've ever experienced.
I admire this film for one thing that so many "great" films fail to do. It cuts out the crap. Yeah, I'm talking to you Godard, and you Tarr, and especially you von Trier! May a Mega Shark find you in your sleep.
I can't justify giving it more than 2 stars as a film, but i was cracking up the entire time
It has a gravitas lacking in DINOCROC vs. SUPERGATOR. But who needs gravitas?