This environmental parable sees a poorly animated megalodon and a dodgy-looking kraken-sized octopus awoken from cryogenic suspension in the polar ice caps by global warming and general humanoid stupidity.

The two seem able to alter their size at will and are compelled to attack all humans they come across by the dark powers of B-cinema. A group of super scientists team up and try to take the two beasts out by luring them into combat with each other, bumping uglies in more ways than one along the way.

The acting is terrible, the effects are awful and the submarine interior sets all appear to be the same empty office with grey curtains covering the walls... and none of it matters…

For most of the young generation vs. Movies began with Alien vs. Predator and Freddy vs. Jason, but 50 years ago they already did these movies and they did everything from Werewolves vs. Draculas, to Ninjas vs. Space Men. The only thing missing was Bieber vs. North Korean Army and we could wrap it up.
Some of this movies make part of list of the worse movies ever made...but this one gets the cherry: due to the global warming two ancient species get defrozen, Mega Shark and Giant Octopuss. They eat mostly airplanes and oil platforms and the only way to get rid of them is by making them fight each other…The one liners to try to push this into…

This environmental parable sees a poorly animated megalodon and a dodgy-looking kraken-sized octopus awoken from cryogenic suspension in the polar ice caps by global warming and general humanoid stupidity.

The two seem able to alter their size at will and are compelled to attack all humans they come across by the dark powers of B-cinema. A group of super scientists team up and try to take the two beasts out by luring them into combat with each other, bumping uglies in more ways than one along the way.

The acting is terrible, the effects are awful and the submarine interior sets all appear to be the same empty office with grey curtains covering the walls... and none of it matters…

I'm always disappointed with films from the Asylum (this is the only one I've watched the whole way through) because they seem to promise some glorious, trashy monster movie "so bad it's good" fun but often just end up being straight up bad. This is probably the most famous of their films and it does have a few entertaining moments (the infamous scene with the plane being a highlight) but overall it's actually pretty fucking boring as any enjoyment there might be from seeing the eponymous shark and octopus (rendered in appalling cgi) smashing things up and fighting is negated by the godawful acting, pointless romantic subplot and general tedium that fills the spaces between the (disappointing) monster fights. I'm…

For most of the young generation vs. Movies began with Alien vs. Predator and Freddy vs. Jason, but 50 years ago they already did these movies and they did everything from Werewolves vs. Draculas, to Ninjas vs. Space Men. The only thing missing was Bieber vs. North Korean Army and we could wrap it up.
Some of this movies make part of list of the worse movies ever made...but this one gets the cherry: due to the global warming two ancient species get defrozen, Mega Shark and Giant Octopuss. They eat mostly airplanes and oil platforms and the only way to get rid of them is by making them fight each other…The one liners to try to push this into…

This is it.
This is the worst film ever made.

When somebody talks about the worst film ever made the first thing that comes to peoples minds might be something like "Twilight" or "Troll 2", and I have seen both those films. Now, don't get me wrong, they are both terrible, terrible films, but this... This one just takes the gold. Or the shit.

Now, when I watched this film I was definitely not expecting a masterpiece. Far from that, I was just expecting some cartoonish, over-the-top, stupid, try-hard film. But it wasn't even that. It's not until the last ten minutes or so you actually get to see what the front cover and the title of the film advertises,…