Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
Winner... Eats... All!
The California coast is terrorized by two enormous prehistoric sea creatures as they battle each other for supremacy of the sea.
Anyone else think this was a porno?
Anyone else actually wish it was one?
Yeah. Thought so.
Oh very dear.
This film is like watching your grandparents entering a swinging club with John Merrick. This should have never been made and the thought that anyone would watch or make this and think it is even half decent boggles my mind.
Stay away from this film.
Who wants shark skin boots?
i have a thing for terrible movies. this is perhaps the most terrible movie.
From the prestigious film studio "The Asylum," comes an awe-inspiring and breathtaking film titled "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus." The movies revolves around two prehistoric sea monsters that are now back in action after many years of being frozen in combat. Although that might sound a bit far-fetched on paper, the movie does a phenomenal job making it believable thanks to the great attention to detail given by legendary director Ace Hannah.
The performances here are lively and energetic, and are displayed with great charisma. Vic Chao gives the performance of his life, and the chemistry between him and Deborah Gibson really make the movie work. There is a controversial sex scene between the two, but in my eyes, the…
There's very few movies where you watch it and think 'this could have been better if Michael Bay directed it', but this is one of them.
An atrocity of the art of film making mostly, though it did earn a score above 0 because of the shark taking out a plane, and a bite out of the Golden Gate Bridge (and let's be clear, the point is for the 'idea' of these things, not the execution).
I'm a day late in sharkweek so I'm catching up.
This film is more irritating than anything. The editor seems to only know one editing trick and implements it probably about 100 times throughout its 90 minute run time. It's also very boring. I would have thought that a film with this title would include an epic cheap CGI shark-octopus battle, but what is delivered is underwhelming even though nothing great is expected.
If someone forced me to say one good thing about this, it would be that the music's all right. Not outstanding but it's the best thing this film has.
Der Film ist noch nicht ganz vorbei als ich beginne diese Review zu verfassen, aber ich habe auch nicht das Gefühl wirklich was zu verpassen.
Das ist er also, der erste Teil der Mega Shark vs Trilogie (bis jetzt). Ich hab mich grundsätzlich ja schon sehr auf Trash ala Sand Sharks oder Snow Sharks oder Sharknado gefreut, aber leider ist der Film einfach nur schlecht ohne großartig unterhaltsam zu sein.
Eine der besten Szenen wird bereits zu Anfang des Films abgefeuert. Der Riesenhai springt aus dem Meer und packt sich eine 747 aus der Luft. Der Rest war leider einfach nur zum vergessen. Kaum Shark Szenen, keine billig Bikini Babes und auch sonst kaum etwas von Interesse.
I can't tell if these films are serious ?
As a fan of bad movies, it's entertaining, but unfortunately, besides the airplane and the golden gate bridge scene, there's nothing too memorable.
As was expected the CGI and effects were terrible. What was not expected was the annoying lisp of the female lead. I could not help but cringe every time she opened her mouth. It got to a point where I was rooting for Megalodon to just eat her and put me out of my misery.
Best moWEEEH I ever saw. Watch it. Now. Enjoy.
Minute: 17.23 - 18.23!!!
The so-bad-it's-good movie HAS to be really, really bad to turn back into good, and, unfortunately, most of this one was just blah. There were a few great over-the-top moments (the scene where the shark flies out of the water to eat the plane was truly, truly hilarious) but the rest didn't live up to the potential at all. If you want to watch a silly shark movie, Sharknado is definitely the way to go.
How it entered my Flickchart:
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus < The Scarlet and the Black
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus > Zorba the Greek
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus < The Prize Winner of Defiance, Ohio
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus < JFK
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus…
Lorenzo Lamas en una película sobre un Mega Tiburón contra un Pulpo Gigante....¿Qué más puedes pedirle a esta vida?
So this is another film that happened.
Quite a fun comedy disaster film although it takes itself more seriously then things like Sharknado and Ghost Shark. I really like how the lead characters are older, and their romance is actually pretty cute. ALSO THAT ONE SCENE WITH THE PLANE OMG.
This film was a spiritual and sexual awakening for me.
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