• factorygirl

    ½ Added by factorygirl

    a vary bad film


  • Kenneth Kriheli

    ★★ Added by Kenneth Kriheli

    Funny as hell, this movie. Even the gore. Bad as hell, too.


  • André Belo

    ★★★ Watched by André Belo 30 Sep, 2014

    The script is pretty compact, enough to serve the juicy part: Its pure action. Now I can't say which one has the higher doses of bloodshed using a samurai sword - 'Ninja Assassin' or 'Kill Bill'...


  • Jessie

    ★★½ Watched by Jessie 23 Sep, 2014

    With a title like "Ninja Assassin," I didn't expect much from this film. Needless to say, it was exactly what I thought it would be. Predictable, a bit cheesy, silly at times (ninjas whispering "ninja, death, kill"), everyone appearing at exactly the right moment to save the day, etc.. But dammit if there weren't some really awesome ninja fights to add some moderate enjoyment to it. It wasn't a great or even a good film, but I have to admit I liked it.


  • Owen Hughes

    ★★½ Watched by Owen Hughes 28 Aug, 2014

    Picked this up on bluray after watching the Sho Kosugi film Revenge of the Ninja recently. I know he semi-retired from acting in the early 90's to set up his dojo, so this was the first film he starred in for almost 20 years, but he was the main reason I wanted to see it. Plus, it's directed by the guy who made V For Vendetta (James McTeigue). PLUS it's produced by the Wachowski's. PLUS, Rain plays the hero, and…


  • MatthewLB

    ★½ Watched by MatthewLB 28 Aug, 2014

    The film is about a European agent and ex-assassin must join forces to bring down the mythical Ozunu Clan of underground assassins. This movie has awful CGI blood and the action scenes are all over the place.


  • RonnieGardocki

    Watched by RonnieGardocki 29 Nov, 2009

    I'm not surprised this piece of shit script was written over a weekend.


  • samdobbin

    ★½ Rewatched by samdobbin 24 Aug, 2014

    I thought I'd had enough beer to watch this. I hadn't.


  • Alexson Philipiah

    ★★½ Added by Alexson Philipiah

    We all know that it's a stereotype to associate Asian folks with ninjas but most people who make such comments never realize that ninjas are actually considered demons by Asians due to a bunch of mythological reasons I can't get into. I like that the movie showcases this difference but actually focusing on an ex-ninja fusing a real world context into it, and we get to see the human side of this ex-ninja. Sure a lot of the human scenes…


  • cronic

    ★★★½ Added by cronic



  • Matt Lavender

    ★★★ Watched by Matt Lavender 30 Jul, 2014

    Think this was based on a game but I might be wrong, sure am too lazy to do basic research.
    Some old tattoo artist giving out wise lessons. His customer ain't happy about that. Black sand delivered in a letter to this guy, not good news. Ninja attacks, some fucker gets the top of his head sliced the fuck off.
    There's some investigation going on in Berlin, some hot shot is way too into ninja assassins. Her investigation leads to…


  • JamesLebowski

    ★★★★ Rewatched by JamesLebowski 27 Jul, 2014

    The Wachowski siblings produced and James McTeigue directed Ninja Assassin is probably the closest we will ever get to seeing a movie adaption of the Ninja Gaiden games.

    The South Korean popstar and actor Rain stars as Raizo, a rogue Ninja who fights against the members of his old clan who serve as secret assassins for governments and anyone with enough gold.

    And Raizo slices his way through dozens upon dozens of foes here. With frequent use swords, kicks, punches…