• Todd Malkin

    ★½ Rewatched by Todd Malkin 05 Jul, 2015 1

    The best thing about this movie is the song I made up.

    Ninja Assassin!
    Ninja Assassin!
    Assassinating Assassinating!
    He's a ninja assassin!
    In the rain or made of Rain!
    Ninja Assassin!
    Ninja Assassin!
    So much pain, it causes so much pain!
    Ninja Assassin!

    Coming soon to Spotify.

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  • Ed Travis

    ★★ Rewatched by Ed Travis 16 Jul, 2015

    Sho Kosugi as evil old ninja master = huge win.

    Ninjas as monster in gory monster movie = fun approach.

    Old school Cannon Films vibe = appreciated.

    CGI blood and awful looking Blu-ray = unappreciated.

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  • Arthur Gordon

    ★★★ Watched by Arthur Gordon 08 Jul, 2015

    Fun, bloody romp. Visual aesthetic is great, and it's paced like nobody's business.

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  • Arf Ortiyef

    ★★ Watched by Arf Ortiyef 30 Jun, 2015

    this ninja gets sliced up like a pizza pie

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  • L!M!N

    ★★★ Added by L!M!N

    Had to glance down at my hands to see if I was playing a videogame.

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  • dartagnan

    ★★★ Watched by dartagnan 10 Jun, 2015

    Wow there sure is a lot of fake blood in this movie.

    Also throwing stars.

    Also stomach abuse.

    Also black sand.

    Also some kick-ass fight choreography.

    Also half-naked Rain.

    Also Rick Yune saying "Little Brother"

    Also Sho Kosugi being a disappointed dad.

    Anyway, if you don't mind spoilers, the editing room says it best
    www.the-editing-room.com/ninja-assassin.html

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  • Dave Glass

    ★½ Watched by Dave Glass 08 Jun, 2015

    I can't decide if it is so bad that it's good or just straight up bad. A couple decent fights but mostly laughable.

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  • Erika Neves

    Added by Erika Neves

    Existe uma única palavra para definir esse filme: Decepção.Qualquer um que tenha visto os vídeos que vazaram na internet, mostrando o treinamento de Rain e da equipe de dublês, esperava lutas espetaculares e de tirar o fôlego. Mas não é bem isso que se vê. Aliás, não se vê nada, já que as lutas são muito escuras, e editadas com cortes muitos rápidos.

    As melhores cenas do filme são as que mostram a infância e adolescência de Raizo, e todo…

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  • Danny Aston

    ★★½ Watched by Danny Aston 18 May, 2015

    CGI BLOOD IS THE LAST REFUGE OF THE SCOUNDREL

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  • Arthur Tuoto

    ★★★½ Watched by Arthur Tuoto 11 May, 2015

    Toda a dinâmica entre o cgi e a ação não deixa de lembrar bem os Wachowskis. Tem uma sequência muito boa em cima de um prédio, em uma noite chuvosa ultra alegórica, que poderia ter saído diretamente de um dos Matrix. Mas no caso aqui a coisa invoca toda uma vibe bem mais gore e que tem na plasticidade do sangue e do contraste das cores (sangue, fogo, luz) toda uma abordagem muito única mesmo. É um tipo de violência…

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  • Obistrike

    ★★★ Watched by Obistrike 08 May, 2015 2

    Figuring this was a no budget Eastern export I was pleasantly surprised with the pedigree of names and faces involved in this relatively entertaining CGI shit fest. The 300 aesthetic didn't work and much of the choreography is uninspired but the finale was super impressive, the lead was fine and Sho puts in a imposing turn.

    I obviously prefer my ninja victims to be squibbed-up and prosthetically sliced but that's like lamenting over the death of Blockbuster Video. That's not…

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  • Joachim Andersson

    ★★★½ Rewatched by Joachim Andersson 10 Apr, 2015 4

    If you hate this movie then you are a cold and evil bastard who should go back to making out with your Wes Anderson bluray collection.

    A silly plot, yes, but tremendous amounts of comicbook violence (every person dying looks like he has a balloon full of blood strapped to his body), cool fightscenes and Sho Kosugi. Yeah, Sho! Entertaining as hell.

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