• Craig Hart

    ★★ Added by Craig Hart

    A hyper-violent love letter to all things ninja, like blending with shadows, throwing shurikens, ninja swords, spewing more blood than the human body could possibly contain, and dying particularly violent deaths. Korean pop star Rain is Raizo, a ninja hunted by his own clan, the Ozunu. He has been hiding out in Berlin, trying to blend in while working against the Ozunu, and Lord Ozunu (Sho Kosugi) and the rest of the clan don't take kindly to that. Meanwhile, two…

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  • Luke McGowan

    Watched by Luke McGowan 26 Mar, 2016

    1. A movie called Ninja Assassin shouldn't try so hard. The first scene shows such promise that this will be a fun, bloody, cheesy movie about Ninjas who cut people to pieces. Unfortunately, it instead comes off as a Kill Bill ripoff with characters we don't care even a little bit about.

    2. Naomie Harris is cute but every time she's on screen the ninjas aren't. You can pretty much turn this movie on halfway through with the knowledge that…

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  • Aaron

    ★★★ Watched by Aaron 16 Mar, 2016

    Not bad for a thin-plotted blood bath.

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  • STEPHEN TUBBS

    Watched by STEPHEN TUBBS 09 Mar, 2016

    Just another ninja assassin film with ketchup on top.

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  • damug

    ★★★ Watched by damug 12 Feb, 2016

    There was nothing more satisfying in this movie than watching Europol and the Japanese equivalent of the National Guard gun down a ninja village.

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  • WizardmanJones

    ★★½ Watched by WizardmanJones 12 Feb, 2016

    Is there anything better than watching ninjas get gunned down by a SWAT team?

    Like the whole movie is the ninjas massacring people from the darkness and acting all smug about it, and then at the end Interpol raids their stupid hidden village and mows them down chumps. It's fantastic.

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  • DwighthVader

    ★★ Watched by DwighthVader 28 Jan, 2016

    Fun ninja movie. Over-the-top gore akin to Tarentino, but not done as well.

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  • Timothy Young

    Watched by Timothy Young 24 Jan, 2016

    Some interesting action, but failed to get me invested.

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  • Rodney Terrell

    ★★★ Rewatched by Rodney Terrell 18 Jan, 2016

    500 DIFFERENT FILMS IN 2016
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    Ninja Assassin

    REVISITED: This movie starts out perfect with a cold open that feels like it's out of a horror film where they build the up the legend and make ninjas very scary. Then it takes about 30 to 40 minutes for the movie to get that cool again as we have to deal with a pointless investigation story line as well as a bunch of flashbacks that I just don't think helped…

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  • Jack Garrett

    ★★★ Watched by Jack Garrett 15 Jan, 2016

    Ninjas are cool but the story was pretty dire, only the gory action scenes make this film worth any time, luckily most of the film is action scenes so it's pretty satisfactory

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  • Alfie Bjornson

    ★★★ Added by Alfie Bjornson

    I Thought this was pretty fun. Nothing great not 5 stars but rewatchable. Not a fave but still pretty good.

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  • Lucas Vicentini

    ★★★½ Watched by Lucas Vicentini 14 Jan, 2016

    A bad movie, yes... But such an awesome bad movie!

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