• Ed Küpfer

    ★½ Watched by Ed Küpfer 21 Oct, 2015

    Enjoyment: 3/10
    Quality: 6/10

    I was really hoping for a modern take on the old school ninja movie, but with all the gore and CGI, Ninja Assassin is best viewed as a comic book movie, with ninjas instead of dudes in spandex. There's no way for me to look objectively at a movie based on comic book aesthetics, so I'll just say, Ninja Assassin was not for me.


  • Carly

    ★★★★★ Added by Carly

    Probably the most beautifully directed movie I've ever seen.


  • Mike Tutt

    ★★★★ Watched by Mike Tutt 24 Sep, 2015

    I really liked this. Ultraviolence, wooden acting and a paper thin plot. Highly entertaining.


  • Christian Katzorke

    ★★★★ Rewatched by Christian Katzorke 16 Sep, 2015

    Laughable plot, terrible acting, but this is not the problem. Too much cgi but still very good action!


  • Thejrdzone

    Added by Thejrdzone

    I don't remember anything about this film besides it being full of fun action and violence. However, this is a special film to me because it was the first R rated film I ever saw in theaters. Hey, I was thirteen; it was a big deal!


  • Sam

    ★★★ Rewatched by Sam 09 Sep, 2015

    This is like my third time seeing this, and I don't know why but it's just so much fun. I guess I just have a thing for over-the-top violent action movies.


  • Mathias Axberg

    ★½ Watched by Mathias Axberg 26 Aug, 2015

    Another one for the CGI blood-aficionados.


  • Fabio Arnold

    ★★★½ Rewatched by Fabio Arnold 14 Aug, 2015

    Wie sie übertreiben mit dem Blut!!!!!!!!
    I like :)


  • Todd Malkin

    ★½ Rewatched by Todd Malkin 05 Jul, 2015 1

    The best thing about this movie is the song I made up.

    Ninja Assassin!
    Ninja Assassin!
    Assassinating Assassinating!
    He's a ninja assassin!
    In the rain or made of Rain!
    Ninja Assassin!
    Ninja Assassin!
    So much pain, it causes so much pain!
    Ninja Assassin!

    Coming soon to Spotify.


  • Ed Travis

    ★★ Rewatched by Ed Travis 16 Jul, 2015

    Sho Kosugi as evil old ninja master = huge win.

    Ninjas as monster in gory monster movie = fun approach.

    Old school Cannon Films vibe = appreciated.

    CGI blood and awful looking Blu-ray = unappreciated.


  • Arthur Gordon

    ★★★ Watched by Arthur Gordon 08 Jul, 2015

    Fun, bloody romp. Visual aesthetic is great, and it's paced like nobody's business.


  • Arf Ortiyef

    ★★ Watched by Arf Ortiyef 30 Jun, 2015

    this ninja gets sliced up like a pizza pie