Nude Nuns With Big Guns
2010 Directed by Joseph Guzman
Synopsis
This sister is one bad mother!
Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from GOD telling her to take vengeance on all those who did her wrong. Armed with God's will and an arsenal of big guns, she dispenses Judgment Day on her former tormentors. When the church hires the merciless motorcycle gang the "Los Muertos" to track down and kill her they soon realize that this SISTER IS ONE BAD MOTHER.
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Not as fucking awesome as the title suggests.
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Whilst the film delivers the nude nuns and big guns of its evocative title there is a distinct lack of fun to be had in this exploitation flick. Instead it is a sleazy, but never shocking, procession of bare breasts, poorly choreographed sequences of bloody vengeance and the obligatory scenes of lesbian sex.
The film fails to tell a compelling story, throwing too many forgettable characters into the mix, and relying solely on the title to attract an audience. Only David Castro as the leader of a biker gang seems to realise he is in a silly exploitation movie and has a bit of fun with his exaggerated performance. There have been a lot of bad modern exploitation flicks and Nude Nuns with Big Guns is another to add to the list.
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Yet again the horror channel owes me 2 hrs of my life back!
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My penis coerced me into watching this.
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Basically a softcore porn film interspersed with scenes of people getting shot.
I'm not sure how I didn't see that coming from the title.
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Yes really. In the course of my cinematic fumblings, I occasionally come across something that is difficult to categorise. It is hard to even understand why people make movies like this effort. Nevertheless, here it is, and for my part, I did sit through it from beginning to bewildering end.
You don't need to be a super-genius to guess the type of quality entertainment you are going to get when you hear no more than the title, and the content does not make a liar out of the promise. There are nuns, with no clothes on, carrying big guns.
In short, this is a poorly cobbled together pastiche of many different inspiriations, from Machete to New Jack City, via From…
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Grindhouse may have included loving satire directed at the nonsensical plotting and ridiculously low production values of exploitation cinema, but it only generated two unusual parodies, without any of the real fun of the disreputable movies they referenced. Nude Nuns With Big Guns, on the other hand, perfectly recreates these by simply making a high production, modern Grindhouse movie without any attempt at satire, and comes off far better.
The story concerns a Vatican-supported drug running operation using nuns as manual labour and mules. One attempts an escape and is drugged and sent to work in a brothel as penance. Breaking free, she declares herself to be on a mission from God to defeat the drug runners, and is not…
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Cara... =(
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When I saw the title I was sure that I was onto a winner. Then I watched it. Never mind. Maybe next time.
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Basically a softcore porn film interspersed with scenes of people getting shot.
I'm not sure how I didn't see that coming from the title.
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This noveau grindhouse offer certainly delivers, well, lots of nudes nuns and indeed lots of big guns. And it's a far better made movie than the Troma-esque title leads you to expect. However despite being technically impressive, I didn't find this movie that much fun. The dark gritty tone is somewhat at odds with the silliness the title suggests, and I didn't feel it satisfied as a revenge flick - basically there's too much nastiness from the villains - including two long rape scenes - and not nearly enough violent retribution to balance the unpleasantness.
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Hävyttömät kirkonmiehet saa tuntea vihaisen nunnan koston.
Pyssyjä, tissejä ja väkivaltaa. Heikko esitys.
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Utterly terrible. Painful to watch.
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Not as fucking awesome as the title suggests.
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About what you'd expect from a film titled, "Nude Nuns with Big Guns". Shaky acting but surprisingly good production values. And while the movie as a whole was average the ending is pretty incredible.