Synopsis
Ask not why you were imprisoned. Ask why you were set free.
An everyday man has only three and a half days and limited resources to discover why he was imprisoned in a nondescript room for 20 years without any explanation.
An everyday man has only three and a half days and limited resources to discover why he was imprisoned in a nondescript room for 20 years without any explanation.
Josh Brolin Elizabeth Olsen Sharlto Copley Samuel L. Jackson Michael Imperioli Pom Klementieff James Ransone Max Casella Linda Emond Elvis Nolasco Rami Malek Lance Reddick Hannah Ware Richard Portnow Hannah Simone Ciera Payton Cinqué Lee Steven Hauck Caitlin Dulany Ilfenesh Hadera Phyllis Montana LeBlanc Michael J. Burg Lizzy DeClement Erik Gersovitz Gralen Bryant Banks Dustan Costine Lennie Hsiao Joe Chrest Linda Jewell Show All…
Maggie Martin Matthew Gatlin Trinh Vu Robert J. Moore Jr. Tony Ziegler Matthew L. Crowson Daniel A. Maes
Dean Beville Steve C. Aaron Vicki Vandegrift Jason Dotts Jonathan Wales D. Chris Smith Matt Coby Jeffrey Roy Benjamin James Bradshaw
40 Acres and a Mule Filmworks Vertigo Entertainment Good Universe FilmDistrict Mandate International
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rami malek is only in this for 10 seconds because he didnt think the director would be taking a video
THEY SHAZAM A SONG THATS ON THE RINGTONE SECTION OF THE IPHONE THE NAME IS RIGHT THERE... WAS THIS JUST A SHAMELESS SHAZAM PLUG??? HOLY SHIT THIS MOVIE HILARIOUS
Ever since I first came to know about the idea of Chan Wook Park’s Oldboy being remade I severely disliked it. Not because I doubted Spike Lee’s caliber. No. The reason of my repulsion from the notion of rehashing one of the finest films ever made was exactly because it was one of the finest films ever made. Somethings are better left untouched. They are never to be disturbed, duplicated, faked, disrespected or tried to be surpassed. Such films without doubt will always have an intense fan following. Those are the people who are most offended if, in the name of a remake comes out a film, with the same name and all qualities derived but on a whole, substandard…
Jonah Hex stars in a pointless remake of a mother fucking classic. Pissing in the street. If you wear cologne you will smell good. Baby-mama-drama. Laughing at stupid-as-fuck jokes. A corpse fucker? Drunk-as-fuck. Vomit. 5 dollars will not get you fucked. Fuckin' Chucky. The umbrella with some silly-fuckin'-I'm-not-an-idiot-I-get-the-fuckin'-symbolism-ha-ha-ha-nice-try-fuckers-simple-minded clue. Hotel California's step-cousin. Not-so-yummy dinner. A thigh-master-bater. Fuckin' Vodka. Playing peek-a-boo with Jules. A pledge. Y2K. Fuckin' yoga. Letters you intend to deliver in person. Brolin the Neanderthal. Coming out of the suitcase. A fútbol Americano beatdown. Seeing a ghost. Your first Google search. A house-call. Shadow-boxing. Where's a fuckin' payphone when you really need one? Grand-theft-bicycle.
Stop, Hammer, time. Sam's fuckin'-awful hairdo. Rubbing salt into a wound. A baseball bat.…
18/100
Terrible. It's the result of an American Studio looking past cultural intricacies and bravura filmmaking, only seeing a twist in need of squandering and empty spaces where product placement can be needlessly shoved in. Spike Lee does the best with what he's given (there's a reason why this is "a Spike Lee Film" and not "a Spike Lee Joint") but most of it feels studio-mandated and misjudged. I'd go crazy for the supposed Director's Cut just to see Lee's full vision, although I wouldn't count on a drastic shift in merit or value. Spike Lee, along with acclaimed DP Sean Bobbitt, fully commits to crazed comic-book images and sweltering intensity, but even Josh Brolin (quite good here) can't raise…
A Spike Lee joint.
One better smoked than watched.
Although that'll probably give you the munchies for films without half-assed writing, without wasted talent and with an inkling of an idea as to what made the source material so great.
The film provides its own succinct review, via a line of dialogue uttered in the final scene: "Don't waste one more moment of your life thinking about me."
That about sums it up.