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Once Upon a Time in Mexico
The Time Has Come.
Hitman "El Mariachi" becomes involved in international espionage involving a psychotic CIA agent and a corrupt Mexican general.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico is the third film of the Mariachi trilogy and it's the most underachieving of the three by a comfortable distance. This is one does not have the cheapness or the cheese of the other two, it's just a way more serious and stereotyped film that seemed a poor and typical hollywood blockbuster with lots of dull action and little soul. While Antonio Banderas looked like the perfect choice in Desperado, in this one I felt he did not fill the emptiness I felt about his character. Having Mickey Rourke and Willem Dafoe as the evil duo seems the perfect choice but, somehow, it did not work. At least we had Johnny Depp, who carried the film with his performance and with his badass character. What a disappointment.
I wouldn't want to presume to speak for anyone else, but when I settle down to watch an action film pretty much the last thing I want to see is Enrique Iglesias. Enrique fucking Iglesias. Furthermore, an Enrique Iglesias who looks as though he has never even so much as seen a gun let alone fired one. Some hero you are.
Robert Rodriguez harped on about how he wanted Once Upon A Time In Mexico to be his equivalent of The Good, The Bad And The Ugly in the trilogy he started with the impressive El Mariachi and then continued with the entertaining Desperado. I think he should actually have watched Sergio Leone's trilogy, and not just the last film…
The third film in Robert Rodriguez's Mexico Trilogy, Once Upon A Time In Mexico ties up all the loose ends from El Mariachi's past and brings new foes into his gun-sights. Carrying on the gun-play mayhem from the previous films and introducing Johnny Depp's crooked CIA agent Sheldon Sands into the mix, this ups the ante considerably with a bigger budget and a noticeably more impressive cast.
El Mariachi (Antonio Banderas) is hired by the CIA to kill the rogue General Marquez who is being used by a drug cartel to kill the Mexican President. El Mariachi has previous with Marquez, the man who killed his wife and daughter, and it's not too long before he's dodging bullets from all…
So this is how the trilogy ends. Not with a bang, but with a succession of massive bangs. The first sign that Rodriguez might be getting a little carried away is in the credits sequence, where Banderas strolls to the top of a cathedral and we pull away to an obscenely, self-consciously grandiose helicopter shot that must have cost more than his entire debut film, the music swelling in mock-Morricone style. Then our hero watches a blameless pensioner get shot for protecting his identity and you begin to think: 'Perhaps a little more time could have been spent on the story.'
A bit of history, if you'll forgive the indulgence. In 1992, Mexican director Robert Rodriguez burst onto the scene…
The conclusion to one of my favorite film trilogies, the El Mariachi trilogy. Before I go on to the film, I want to mention just why I love the trilogy. Aside from them being very fun and awesome films, I like to think of them as kind of a folk lore type of thing. One story separated into 3 parts that changes as generations go on...
1. The Man (El Mariachi) plays out straightforward enough to the point that it's actually realistid. Like it could actually happen. It isn't as badass as the other two, but that's because it's supposed to be real. El Mariachi isn't a badass mofo, just an average man. This isn't quite as polished as the…
Robert Rodriguez puts the capper on his "El Mariachi" trilogy with Once Upon a Time in Mexico, and God damn if it isn't a whole lot of fun. Much like his buddy Quentin Tarantino's output, Rodriguez's films are a melting pot of references to other films/ genres/ obscurities, and Once Upon a Time in Mexico especially so. You want Johnny Depp with a fake arm, shooting chefs? You want Willem Defoe doing Face/ Off? You want Mickey Rourke carrying around a chihuahua? You want bombastic musical cues, explosions and Enrique Igelsias with a guitar gun? This is the film for you. Not subtle, not clever, but fun, exuberant film-making.
Until Preacher eventually gets made into a film I was happy to make do with this great comic book of a movie.
Nota = 5
You never notice how fitting posters are until you finish a film, do you? This one is perfect. You got Johnny Depp front and center, just like he for some damn reason in this flick.
This thing is a mess. For starters you have two previously killed actors appearing here, admittedly playing different roles, but come on; Danny Trejo always plays himself. The aforementioned heartthrob is thrown in the mix playing a CIA agent with carte blanche for some fucking reason. Salma Hayek is missing. Antonio plays guitar here more than El Mariachi does in any of the other films, but its mostly in solitude. The comedic aspect is basically gone save for quirks here or there. Et cetera, etc.…
Sadly this film Mexican't keep me entertained. Needs more J.Depp, or at least a Sands spin off!
Film #11 of the "Cinco de Mayo Challenge"
Si bien esta no es la mejor en Robert Rodríguez "México Trilogy" es sin duda el más divertido de los tres.
So, Robert Rodriguez is Tarantino's retarded little brother or cousin or some shit, right?
Considering the energy and fast pace of the first two installments in Robert Rodriguez's Mexico Trilogy, ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO is a bit of a disappointment. Sure, it has its moments, like a sensational sequence in which Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek, who are chained together, escape from a high-rise apartment and somehow rappel to the ground with one hanging on while the other swings down to the next level, but those are few and far between.
It also probably doesn't help that El Mariachi is basically a secondary character in his own movie. Now, I wouldn't normally mind that as these movies have always been more about the legend of the Mariachi anyway, so it's not as…
Once upon a time there was a mess partially saved by Mr Depp....
This is what happens when you give Robert Rodriguez an all star cast and a load of money, utter madness. Although much different from the previous two installments of the mexico trilogy it still follows the same formula. Not as silly as Machete but it's close.
A chronological list showing the connections between various films, explaining how they all co-exist in the Quentin Tarantino universe...
This list is complied from the films mentioned in Jack Lehtonen's Mubi list on vulgar auteurism, the films mentioned in…