Synopsis
In February 2007, ten people went to the remote mountains of Northern California to shoot an adult movie. What happened next was something no one expected, but everyone saw coming.
2008 Directed by Adam Fields
In February 2007, ten people went to the remote mountains of Northern California to shoot an adult movie. What happened next was something no one expected, but everyone saw coming.
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The premise was so wack-a-doodle that I found the film simply irresistible.. I just had to see it! There's nothing more funny than the idea of Ron Jeremy's detached dick running amuck!
There were some mild chuckles initially but eventually the film seemed to peter out!
Considering the theme of the film you would of thought they would have gone balls to the wall with it! But Nooooooooooooooo they decided to play it safe and used way too much restraint! By doing so they exiled the film to the dark abyss of missed opportunities!
The film does have its moments! Just not enough of them!
A film crew shooting a porno in an isolated mountain cabin are assailed by the alien-possessed, disembodied dick of Ron Jeremy. Don't tell me that synopsis hasn't piqued your interest a little? And while One-eyed Monster doesn't quite do justice to that insane outline, it's still a lot of fun, with director Adam Fields (composer of the Dawson's Creek theme music', fact fans) conCOCKting a truly riDICKulous film but one that you will reMEMBER. It knows it's silly, so it just has a good time, and I laughed quite a few times. The actors all play it straight which add to the humour.
"It crawls like an inchworm"
"More like a 9 inch-worm"
Physically impossible to hate a movie that includes a scene of a man being cut down the middle because a killer alien penis cut him in half while burrowing under him in the snow like a super fast mole
Not bad for a movie about Ron Jeremy’s killer disembodied penis.
Veronica Hart is the highlight, but irresponsibly underused. She’s passed out for 3/4 the movie. Why? When she’s awake, she plays it so totally straight it gives the film way more gravitas. It left me wishing this had just been an entire movie of her being a Ripley-esque character in a game of cat and mouse with the wiener.
Veteran hardcore stars Ron Jeremy & Veronica Hart appear as themselves in this silly but enjoyable comedy-horror. They, along with a film crew, a producer and some younger porn actors, pitch up in a woodland location to make a cheap adult movie, leading them to get nostalgic for the older, bigger-budgeted days. But everything goes tits up, and not in the planned way, when a homicidal alien tears off Jeremy's cock and possesses it, meaning that everyone else has to try and avoid death by buggery, strangulation or choking. Could happen.
Although it sounds like the stupidest thing ever, and one of those deliberately bad movies that can be so annoying, One Eyed Monster is surprisingly well-made (a couple of shonky…
If you're gonna make a movie about a possessed sentient dick killing people at least commit to the bit and show it for more than 2 minutes of the runtime.
I don't know what I was expecting. It's a horror comedy film about a detached penis running around killing people. It stars a bunch of porn stars (plus Amber Benson oddly enough). I didn't expect a great film or anything, but I guess I was just expecting it to be more fun.
"There's a dick in Angel's mouth!"
"Yeah?"
"No. No, you don't under... It's not attached to anyone!"
An alien invader comes to Earth as a beam of light and then takes over Ron Jeremy's disembodied penis to kill its way through a small porn crew settled in a cabin in the mountains during a snowstorm... I know. I know. It's the oldest horror movie plot in the universe, but the cast is down for anything and the writer/director throws in as many jokes and odd gore gags to keep things rolling. It's not the best movie involving a renegade, disembodied dick that I've seen, but it's amusing enough for a watch.
Listen, it’s a movie about a killer cock. You get every dick fanny tits ass shagging joke known to man. If you have an immature sense of humour get on in.
I watched this with my friends whilst drinking so you can imagine how much of a treat this went down.
I had to meditate for 2 hours before starting this movie, you have to be able to open your third eye and enter the astral plane to even begin to approach this cult classic horror. For those who do not know the story, A adult film crew goes to film in a remote location in North Carolina, with famed and notorious porn legend Ron Jeremy. Ron gets hit by a meteor, dies, and his 9 and three quarter inch cock and balls leaves his body and become sentient and violent as a horny alien makes his shlong its host. The phallus then proceeds to hunt down the crew members and brutally slaughters them in its sexual advances. Ron Jeremy is…