Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Safety Never Takes A Holiday.
Mild-mannered Paul Blart (Kevin James) has always had huge dreams of becoming a State Trooper. Until then, he patrols the local mall as a security guard. With his closely cropped moustache, personal transporter and gung-ho attitude, only Blart seems to take his job seriously. All that changes when a team of thugs raids the mall and takes hostages. Untrained, unarmed and a super-size target, Blart has to become a real cop to save the day.
Kevin James. Unfunny Fat Guy.
Hey! Here are a couple of alternative titles for ya!
'Lard on Wheels'
'Paul Blart. Mall Cop. Who Is In Fact A Fat Fuck'
'Fatty McFatster in the Fat Fight for the Mall.......Fat!'
(In case you hadn't noticed this is about a fat person. And it's funny. Because he's fat. Just so you know.)
HOW DARE YOU JUDGE ME?
A film with just a one note joke (HAHAHA It's funny because he's fat!!!!!) that got old 30 years ago. Out of nearly 90 minutes, I did'nt even chuckle once. Unfunny and unoriginal.
I hate Kevin James.
Kevin James saves this bad material.
Don't ask...this is what happens on family vacations.
Add one part typical Adam Sandler movie soundtrack, plus one part Chris Farley gags, equals something that I can't turn off when flipping channels. I'm ashamed of myself, I should be above finding this entertaining.
Not that good
On my top 15 worst movies of all time without a doubt. Just imagine Kevin James even fatter, and a movie mostly about close ups of his midsection stuffed into a white shirt 2 sizes too small. You'd have a better version of Mall Cop.
Call it a guilty pleasure if you like, but I enjoyed this lovable-lout-saves-the-day movie. Kevin James has a quirky, self-effacing charm that works here.
not so good, this one. couple of okay bits (steve rannazzisi was decent) but on the whole.. meh.