Paul Blart: Mall Cop
2009 Directed by Steve Carr
Synopsis
Safety Never Takes A Holiday.
Mild-mannered Paul Blart (Kevin James) has always had huge dreams of becoming a State Trooper. Until then, he patrols the local mall as a security guard. With his closely cropped moustache, personal transporter and gung-ho attitude, only Blart seems to take his job seriously. All that changes when a team of thugs raids the mall and takes hostages. Untrained, unarmed and a super-size target, Blart has to become a real cop to save the day.
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Part of Dastardly Difficult December: film nr.54
Kevin James. Unfunny Fat Guy.
Hey! Here are a couple of alternative titles for ya!
'Diet Hard'
'Lard on Wheels'
'Paul Blart. Mall Cop. Who Is In Fact A Fat Fuck'
'Fatty McFatster in the Fat Fight for the Mall.......Fat!'
(In case you hadn't noticed this is about a fat person. And it's funny. Because he's fat. Just so you know.)
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HOW DARE YOU JUDGE ME?
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A film with just a one note joke (HAHAHA It's funny because he's fat!!!!!) that got old 30 years ago. Out of nearly 90 minutes, I did'nt even chuckle once. Unfunny and unoriginal.
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I hate Kevin James.
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Kevin James saves this bad material.
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Don't ask...this is what happens on family vacations.
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Add one part typical Adam Sandler movie soundtrack, plus one part Chris Farley gags, equals something that I can't turn off when flipping channels. I'm ashamed of myself, I should be above finding this entertaining.
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Not that good
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On my top 15 worst movies of all time without a doubt. Just imagine Kevin James even fatter, and a movie mostly about close ups of his midsection stuffed into a white shirt 2 sizes too small. You'd have a better version of Mall Cop.
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Call it a guilty pleasure if you like, but I enjoyed this lovable-lout-saves-the-day movie. Kevin James has a quirky, self-effacing charm that works here.
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not so good, this one. couple of okay bits (steve rannazzisi was decent) but on the whole.. meh.