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After the events at Lake Victoria, the prehistoric school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into swimming pools, plumbing, and a newly opened water park.
Is it a bird??
Is it a plane??
It's Moron Man, who against better judgement and a ton of bad reviews still decided to watch his crap!
A quick summary:
Shot of gnarling and yapping fish
Dying generic teenagers
Yapping fish swimming by (which actually look faker than most of the boobs)
The Hoff (who plays himself. Badly.)
People I don't give a fuck about that are dying
The scariest bit of this film: A hint towards a sequel....
I'd like to close with a quote from the film that sums up nicely what level it sinks to:
'Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina.'
”Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina.”
I’m surprised this film has taken such a critical beating when it achieves its (admittedly very low) aspirations. It is obviously a bad film but as a schlocky B-movie it was always intended to be bad but by those standards it just about delivers the required T&A, bloody set pieces and pointless celebrity cameos to make it relatively engaging. In fact I enjoyed it a hell of a lot more than the rather boring first film.
It is a film that certainly plays up to convention with lots of knowing winks along the way. If anything the films major fault is that it isn’t as funny or knowing…
Probably, no definitely, the best title for a sequel of all time. Unfortunately, 3DD’s finale is peanuts in comparison to 3D’s, and not as this film dares to proclaim the main meal after 2010’s appetiser. Do not get me wrong, there is still a lot of fun to be had in here, and the goriest gags will surely have you caught out loud, but it is nevertheless clear that, overall, it lacks the creativity that went into Alexandre Aja’s production. This is perhaps most notably in the incredibly short runtime of 88 minutes, of which the last ten are after titles; they simply did not have enough dough to work with. On the slight upside: the title certainly does not lie, in terms of boobs it trumps the franchise’s previous instalment! It even has some great moobs: the Hoff’s to be precise.
One look at my ratings will show that I do not have much low rated films.
This is not because of perhaps me giving films higher ratings than I should.
It is because I try my hardest to skip over films that are considered bad/stupid etc.
There are so many classics and great films I have not seen, I try to limit myself to watching only interesting films, films by directors I like and films that are considered at least good.
Why am I saying this? Becuase I also try to reserve half a star rating to films that are seriously the lowest films made.
Even if a film has at least some good scense I will try and give…
Welcome to rock bottom.
The first thing most people seem to ask is "Well did you even like the first one?" and the answer is yes, in fact I loved the 2010 remake a great deal. It was fun, had great gross-out gags, self-aware enough to be funny and walked that fine line that some horror/comedies have a hard time to find.
I didn't find this one much fun at all. It's almost as if the casting director went out of her way to find worst actors then the first film. Admittedly the first one surprisingly had the great Elisabeth Shue in it, but even the supporting cast of mostly unknown actors came off as competent for the…
Una peli de monstruos de serie b tirando a z mucho más deficiente (en todos los aspectos) que la original.
Gulager me comentó que no había presupuesto (casi) ni para comidas y que no deberíamos creernos toda la información que vemos en Internet.
En el próximo número de Horror Vision entrevista con el director de Feast.
Starring:Danielle Panabaker, Katrina Bowden, Ving Rhames, David Koechner, Matt Bush, Jean-Luc Bilodeau, Sylvia Jefferies, Paul Scheer, Irina Voronina, Christopher Lloyd, and David Hasselhoff
Directed By: John Gulgar
TWICE THE TEETH. TWICE THE TERROR.
Okay so the SYFY channel was playing this in the morning and I decided to watch it thinking it was the first one. It wasn't until one scene that I remember from the trailer that I realized it was the sequel. Which I also remember Jeremy Jahns saying it wasone of the worst films of that year and another person who did reviews saying it was almost worse than Shark Night 3D. Me I had a funny morning with this movie, is it worse…
After years of Scary Movie sequels, I suppose it was inevitable that an actual American horror movie would end up with lines like "Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina". And that's the magic of Piranha 3DD: by the time it reaches that point, and despite a pre-titles cameo by walking self-parody Gary Busey and a lot of comedy early on, it's tricked you into thinking that this is an actual horror movie. Kudos to Alexandre Lehmann's increasingly moody lighting for that. Immediately after that killer line, David Hasselhoff turns up, playing himself, as the special guest at the opening of a water park that, in a nod to Jaws 3D, is doomed to go…
The Davids are worth the watch alone. The nudity and gore is fun too. And it is funny. Paul Sheer!!!
Even the boobs couldn't make this film stay a float.
Pure cinematic satisfaction with lots of big ol titties.
To no Surprise Piranha 3DD, with tons of double Ds is a disastrous. It starts okay with all clichéd unfamous tween stars but end terribly. There is no sense or humor to anything. Bad production, performance and screenplay tank the future of Piranhas. Danielle Panabaker alone couldn't save mediocre performances by other tweens Jean-Luc Bilodeau, Chris Zylka, Matt Bush, Meagan Tandy, Katrina Bowden and Paul James Jordan. Piranha 3DD starts mediocre and ends dreadfully.
A Half a Star for Danielle Panabaker being hot.
A Half a Star for Katrina Bowden also being hot.
And another Half a Star for both Christopher Lloyd and David Hasselhoff being themselves.
I saw it on TV, so I wasn't able to see any DDs. So I lose...
A guy's dick was bitten off though, and many idiots die. So I guess that's a win.
I like the sex part where he gets his dick eaten
Obviamente depois de acertar no reboot da série com Piranha 3D em 2010, a Dimension Films nos trás rapidamente a sua sequência: Piranha 3DD. Dirigido por John Gulager (da trilogia Feast), o filme é uma das piores coisas que já vi no cinema. Pegaram todos os aspectos de acerto do filme anterior e triplicaram na tela fazendo o filme virar uma grande comédia sobre a própria franquia. Entretanto com um humor extremamente forçado e com situações extremamente ridículas essa obra é totalmente dispensável e esquecível! Uma pena ter sepultado por mais uns bons anos a franquia, que parece nunca conseguir passar do segundo capítulo. Horrível, no sentido péssimo da palavra, não recomendo para ninguém!!! Passe longe!
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