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After the events at Lake Victoria, the prehistoric school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into swimming pools, plumbing, and a newly opened water park.
Is it a bird??
Is it a plane??
It's Moron Man, who against better judgement and a ton of bad reviews still decided to watch his crap!
A quick summary:
Shot of gnarling and yapping fish
Dying generic teenagers
Yapping fish swimming by (which actually look faker than most of the boobs)
The Hoff (who plays himself. Badly.)
People I don't give a fuck about that are dying
The scariest bit of this film: A hint towards a sequel....
I'd like to close with a quote from the film that sums up nicely what level it sinks to:
'Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina.'
”Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina.”
I’m surprised this film has taken such a critical beating when it achieves its (admittedly very low) aspirations. It is obviously a bad film but as a schlocky B-movie it was always intended to be bad but by those standards it just about delivers the required T&A, bloody set pieces and pointless celebrity cameos to make it relatively engaging. In fact I enjoyed it a hell of a lot more than the rather boring first film.
It is a film that certainly plays up to convention with lots of knowing winks along the way. If anything the films major fault is that it isn’t as funny or knowing…
Probably, no definitely, the best title for a sequel of all time. Unfortunately, 3DD’s finale is peanuts in comparison to 3D’s, and not as this film dares to proclaim the main meal after 2010’s appetiser. Do not get me wrong, there is still a lot of fun to be had in here, and the goriest gags will surely have you caught out loud, but it is nevertheless clear that, overall, it lacks the creativity that went into Alexandre Aja’s production. This is perhaps most notably in the incredibly short runtime of 88 minutes, of which the last ten are after titles; they simply did not have enough dough to work with. On the slight upside: the title certainly does not lie, in terms of boobs it trumps the franchise’s previous instalment! It even has some great moobs: the Hoff’s to be precise.
One look at my ratings will show that I do not have much low rated films.
This is not because of perhaps me giving films higher ratings than I should.
It is because I try my hardest to skip over films that are considered bad/stupid etc.
There are so many classics and great films I have not seen, I try to limit myself to watching only interesting films, films by directors I like and films that are considered at least good.
Why am I saying this? Becuase I also try to reserve half a star rating to films that are seriously the lowest films made.
Even if a film has at least some good scense I will try and give…
Welcome to rock bottom.
The first thing most people seem to ask is "Well did you even like the first one?" and the answer is yes, in fact I loved the 2010 remake a great deal. It was fun, had great gross-out gags, self-aware enough to be funny and walked that fine line that some horror/comedies have a hard time to find.
I didn't find this one much fun at all. It's almost as if the casting director went out of her way to find worst actors then the first film. Admittedly the first one surprisingly had the great Elisabeth Shue in it, but even the supporting cast of mostly unknown actors came off as competent for the…
Una peli de monstruos de serie b tirando a z mucho más deficiente (en todos los aspectos) que la original.
Gulager me comentó que no había presupuesto (casi) ni para comidas y que no deberíamos creernos toda la información que vemos en Internet.
En el próximo número de Horror Vision entrevista con el director de Feast.
Piranha 3DD - This is pure trash cinema and an exploitation extravaganza of hammy acting, bad jokes, blood and guts, and female flesh. (C+)
O primeiro já era meio bizarro, mas esse conseguiu ser mais bizarro ainda!
Mas por algum motivo, talvez pela bizarrice, tive vontade de ver, e se tiver uma sequência (como deixaram a entender que teria) verei.
More fun than I remembered , seen part of the Cleveland 12 hours of terror!
The story could have been whipped up in an afternoon. The acting by the main characters is amateurish, but there are some great cameos by Christopher Lloyd, Ving Rhames and one or two others that I won't spoil. The titular piranhas (pun intended) have no sense of menace about them, although there are a few gross out scenes that may titillate those looking for cheap thrills. And yes, as per the 2nd part of the title. there are some big tits, but they are not as central to the plot as the name may lead one to think.
"How the hell did you buy that shotgun leg?"
"With the money I saved on socks."
No, it's not quite as good as the beautifully crass B-movie that spawned it, Piranha 3D, but is just as ridiculously absurd and funny. In the crassest way possible, of course. I liked it better on this viewing due to the looks and laughter from Julie as we watched it.
Beware of possible implications for your brain, eyes and ears!
If you want a "horror" movie that's badly written, with lots of bare breast and David Hasslehoff, then this is your flick. Also as always David Koechner was a joy.
david hasselhoff is a legend, that's all i'm gonna say.
every shot is problematic tbh
a list that is trying to contain every horror film made that is not lost and is found on the…