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After the events at Lake Victoria, the prehistoric school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into swimming pools, plumbing, and a newly opened water park.
Is it a bird??
Is it a plane??
It's Moron Man, who against better judgement and a ton of bad reviews still decided to watch his crap!
A quick summary:
Shot of gnarling and yapping fish
Dying generic teenagers
Yapping fish swimming by (which actually look faker than most of the boobs)
The Hoff (who plays himself. Badly.)
People I don't give a fuck about that are dying
The scariest bit of this film: A hint towards a sequel....
I'd like to close with a quote from the film that sums up nicely what level it sinks to:
'Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina.'
”Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina.”
I’m surprised this film has taken such a critical beating when it achieves its (admittedly very low) aspirations. It is obviously a bad film but as a schlocky B-movie it was always intended to be bad but by those standards it just about delivers the required T&A, bloody set pieces and pointless celebrity cameos to make it relatively engaging. In fact I enjoyed it a hell of a lot more than the rather boring first film.
It is a film that certainly plays up to convention with lots of knowing winks along the way. If anything the films major fault is that it isn’t as funny or knowing…
Probably, no definitely, the best title for a sequel of all time. Unfortunately, 3DD’s finale is peanuts in comparison to 3D’s, and not as this film dares to proclaim the main meal after 2010’s appetiser. Do not get me wrong, there is still a lot of fun to be had in here, and the goriest gags will surely have you caught out loud, but it is nevertheless clear that, overall, it lacks the creativity that went into Alexandre Aja’s production. This is perhaps most notably in the incredibly short runtime of 88 minutes, of which the last ten are after titles; they simply did not have enough dough to work with. On the slight upside: the title certainly does not lie, in terms of boobs it trumps the franchise’s previous instalment! It even has some great moobs: the Hoff’s to be precise.
One look at my ratings will show that I do not have much low rated films.
This is not because of perhaps me giving films higher ratings than I should.
It is because I try my hardest to skip over films that are considered bad/stupid etc.
There are so many classics and great films I have not seen, I try to limit myself to watching only interesting films, films by directors I like and films that are considered at least good.
Why am I saying this? Becuase I also try to reserve half a star rating to films that are seriously the lowest films made.
Even if a film has at least some good scense I will try and give…
Welcome to rock bottom.
The first thing most people seem to ask is "Well did you even like the first one?" and the answer is yes, in fact I loved the 2010 remake a great deal. It was fun, had great gross-out gags, self-aware enough to be funny and walked that fine line that some horror/comedies have a hard time to find.
I didn't find this one much fun at all. It's almost as if the casting director went out of her way to find worst actors then the first film. Admittedly the first one surprisingly had the great Elisabeth Shue in it, but even the supporting cast of mostly unknown actors came off as competent for the…
Una peli de monstruos de serie b tirando a z mucho más deficiente (en todos los aspectos) que la original.
Gulager me comentó que no había presupuesto (casi) ni para comidas y que no deberíamos creernos toda la información que vemos en Internet.
En el próximo número de Horror Vision entrevista con el director de Feast.
If you want a "horror" movie that's badly written, with lots of bare breast and David Hasslehoff, then this is your flick. Also as always David Koechner was a joy.
david hasselhoff is a legend, that's all i'm gonna say.
every shot is problematic tbh
Following up Piranha 3D (2010), which got surprisingly good reviews because it was smart enough to be silly and trashy and make no apologies for the fact, this one is more forced and not quite as much fun. More CGI animated piranha emerge near a sleazy new adult swim park whose motto is "DDs get in for free." Lots of bloodshed and bare ladies, but the laughs are few and far between and the climactic attack scene is badly botched. Guest stars include Gary Busey (who gets to bite a piranha in half), David Hasselhoff (who gets to spoof his Baywatch persona) and Ving Rhames (reprising his brief role in the other one).
a tru masterpiece
Una fiesta total, llena de gore, pirañas bebé que salen de las vaginas, y la sensación de que el equipo se lo pasó en grande haciéndola. Por supuesto, las tetas enormes no faltaron. Un inciso a todos los cinéfilos que, con películas así, siempre se aferran al ‘’Es mala, pero te ríes”. ¿Qué pensabais que pretendía el director? ¿Reflexionar sobre los males de occidente? ¿Pergeñar una sesuda metáfora sobre el papel de las piscifactorías y su impacto sobre la economía de los países en vías de desarrollo? Vamos a dejarnos ya de cosas rancias y disfrutar de las cosas como lo que son. Y “Piranha 3DD” es un entretenimiento consciente de serlo que asume que el espectador va a verla para reír y gritar.
4:10 am (french time) : When will I get paid to watch this kind of film?
I watched this on Region A DVD.
I've actually seen this film before, I'm not sure why I'd ever give it the time of day. This time around I've just reviewed its predecessor and you can check that out on my reviews. Anyway I'm just going to make this clear before I start, I will never watch this film again.
The film follows on from the first film but has really nothing to do with it. We don't get to see the next story for those characters we basically get the exact same film but this time they know about the events in the first film. This film is just full of boobs and more boobs and that's really it…
Rather weak follow-up. Even Doc Brown and Ving Rhames could not fully save it. I like how this attempt to make this supposed series with different protagonist/s each outing (unlike the unnecessary lesser Jaws sequels). Still full of gratuitous nudity and gore if one is into it.
a list that is trying to contain every horror film made that is not lost and is found on the…