a list that is trying to contain every horror film made that is not lost and is found on the…
Twice the Teeth. Twice the Terror.
After the events at Lake Victoria, the prehistoric school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into swimming pools, plumbing, and a newly opened water park.
Is it a bird??
Is it a plane??
It's Moron Man, who against better judgement and a ton of bad reviews still decided to watch his crap!
A quick summary:
Shot of gnarling and yapping fish
Dying generic teenagers
Yapping fish swimming by (which actually look faker than most of the boobs)
The Hoff (who plays himself. Badly.)
People I don't give a fuck about that are dying
The scariest bit of this film: A hint towards a sequel....
I'd like to close with a quote from the film that sums up nicely what level it sinks to:
'Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina.'
”Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina.”
I’m surprised this film has taken such a critical beating when it achieves its (admittedly very low) aspirations. It is obviously a bad film but as a schlocky B-movie it was always intended to be bad but by those standards it just about delivers the required T&A, bloody set pieces and pointless celebrity cameos to make it relatively engaging. In fact I enjoyed it a hell of a lot more than the rather boring first film.
It is a film that certainly plays up to convention with lots of knowing winks along the way. If anything the films major fault is that it isn’t as funny or knowing…
One look at my ratings will show that I do not have much low rated films.
This is not because of perhaps me giving films higher ratings than I should.
It is because I try my hardest to skip over films that are considered bad/stupid etc.
There are so many classics and great films I have not seen, I try to limit myself to watching only interesting films, films by directors I like and films that are considered at least good.
Why am I saying this? Becuase I also try to reserve half a star rating to films that are seriously the lowest films made.
Even if a film has at least some good scense I will try and give…
Welcome to rock bottom.
The first thing most people seem to ask is "Well did you even like the first one?" and the answer is yes, in fact I loved the 2010 remake a great deal. It was fun, had great gross-out gags, self-aware enough to be funny and walked that fine line that some horror/comedies have a hard time to find.
I didn't find this one much fun at all. It's almost as if the casting director went out of her way to find worst actors then the first film. Admittedly the first one surprisingly had the great Elisabeth Shue in it, but even the supporting cast of mostly unknown actors came off as competent for the…
Una peli de monstruos de serie b tirando a z mucho más deficiente (en todos los aspectos) que la original.
Gulager me comentó que no había presupuesto (casi) ni para comidas y que no deberíamos creernos toda la información que vemos en Internet.
En el próximo número de Horror Vision entrevista con el director de Feast.
I did actually quite like this film for a few reasons.
Whilst it is epically crap in most places and largely unrealistic this it what makes it. The film was never made to be an Attenborough documentary. It is a giant piss take of a genre and itself. Its like all the Scary Movie films, with fish, in water, but good.
Oh and any film with that many women showing of their spam purse is always going to get a couple of stars.
Best bits have to be the Hoff. He was genius for the 10 mins he was in it for.
Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina.
Piranha 3DD - 1/4
You know your doing something wrong as a filmmaker when you have a scene of a guy grotesquely cutting off his penis with a blade and it's not even remotely shocking. Welcome to Piranha 3DD the sequel! Twice the boobs but half the fun of the first.
Pretty terrible from first frame to last as it desperately tries to shock and amuse. Gets the one star it does get for Todd Packer from The Office getting decapitated by a plastic party cable (is there a word for those?) and "What are you going to do Shark-Boy, poke me with your fucking Trident!?"
boobs and fish part 2
Big tits and broken dicks.
I liked the first movie, but this one was total shit. I hated every character in this movie.
I'll never go swimming again.....
Not even the combined returning cast of Paul Scheer, Ving Rhames and Christopher Lloyd himself could help this awfully directed, awfully scripted, and awfully cast movie. I seriously loved the first one and could have not have been more disappointed with this sequel, yet I'm so glad I didn't pay to see this in theatres.
Hasselhoff has completely given up.
Best part was Gary Busey.
Don't Hassel The Hoff.
The Hoff moments are awesome... So are the boobs. A couple of additional fun lines and moments. The rest? Doesn't even come close to living up to the first one. Cheap, stupid, repetitive.
As a standalone, turned up-to-11 exploitation b-movie the first Piranha remake had a certain charm. Yes, it was a bit to self aware but it took it so far and everyone making it was clearly having a great time.
This time round it all just feels forced. Some of David Hasselhoff's bits raise a smile, but the very fact he's in it gives an indication of the staggering lack of imagination on display.
Every film that has ever been nominated for a Razzie Award in any category.
Horror movies are by far my favorite, so I've decided to make a list with all of them I remember…