a list that is trying to contain every horror film made that is not lost and is found on the…
Twice the Teeth. Twice the Terror.
After the events at Lake Victoria, the prehistoric school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into swimming pools, plumbing, and a newly opened water park.
Is it a bird??
Is it a plane??
It's Moron Man, who against better judgement and a ton of bad reviews still decided to watch his crap!
A quick summary:
Shot of gnarling and yapping fish
Dying generic teenagers
Yapping fish swimming by (which actually look faker than most of the boobs)
The Hoff (who plays himself. Badly.)
People I don't give a fuck about that are dying
The scariest bit of this film: A hint towards a sequel....
I'd like to close with a quote from the film that sums up nicely what level it sinks to:
'Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina.'
”Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina.”
I’m surprised this film has taken such a critical beating when it achieves its (admittedly very low) aspirations. It is obviously a bad film but as a schlocky B-movie it was always intended to be bad but by those standards it just about delivers the required T&A, bloody set pieces and pointless celebrity cameos to make it relatively engaging. In fact I enjoyed it a hell of a lot more than the rather boring first film.
It is a film that certainly plays up to convention with lots of knowing winks along the way. If anything the films major fault is that it isn’t as funny or knowing…
Probably, no definitely, the best title for a sequel of all time. Unfortunately, 3DD’s finale is peanuts in comparison to 3D’s, and not as this film dares to proclaim the main meal after 2010’s appetiser. Do not get me wrong, there is still a lot of fun to be had in here, and the goriest gags will surely have you caught out loud, but it is nevertheless clear that, overall, it lacks the creativity that went into Alexandre Aja’s production. This is perhaps most notably in the incredibly short runtime of 88 minutes, of which the last ten are after titles; they simply did not have enough dough to work with. On the slight upside: the title certainly does not lie, in terms of boobs it trumps the franchise’s previous instalment! It even has some great moobs: the Hoff’s to be precise.
One look at my ratings will show that I do not have much low rated films.
This is not because of perhaps me giving films higher ratings than I should.
It is because I try my hardest to skip over films that are considered bad/stupid etc.
There are so many classics and great films I have not seen, I try to limit myself to watching only interesting films, films by directors I like and films that are considered at least good.
Why am I saying this? Becuase I also try to reserve half a star rating to films that are seriously the lowest films made.
Even if a film has at least some good scense I will try and give…
Welcome to rock bottom.
The first thing most people seem to ask is "Well did you even like the first one?" and the answer is yes, in fact I loved the 2010 remake a great deal. It was fun, had great gross-out gags, self-aware enough to be funny and walked that fine line that some horror/comedies have a hard time to find.
I didn't find this one much fun at all. It's almost as if the casting director went out of her way to find worst actors then the first film. Admittedly the first one surprisingly had the great Elisabeth Shue in it, but even the supporting cast of mostly unknown actors came off as competent for the…
Una peli de monstruos de serie b tirando a z mucho más deficiente (en todos los aspectos) que la original.
Gulager me comentó que no había presupuesto (casi) ni para comidas y que no deberíamos creernos toda la información que vemos en Internet.
En el próximo número de Horror Vision entrevista con el director de Feast.
"Ha! Eleven million hits, take that Laughing Diarrhea Baby!"
Doc Brown lied about the Laughing Diarrhea Baby video.
It only has around 47,000 views, not eleven million.
You know guys, there is something on the Internet called porn.
From what I've heard, it's free.
Tons of nudity, tons of boobs, etc.
If you guys don't know about that, I don't know what to tell you.
You don't have to make a movie with nudity as your selling point.
I just wanted something to watch with my brain turned off. I hope my brain turns back on after this.
Piranha 3-Double-D is a film with absolutely no merits. Trying to explain or comment on the film's structure or acting is more than a few words wasted. It takes its inspiration from single D but it is neither sexier nor laughable. Jennifer is nowhere to be seen and Doc Brown is the only one whose brain seems to be in the correct place. Piranha 3DD is a lethargic horror drama which stores more and more boobs at its core but all like its writers and cast trying to be comic in their act simply aren't real.
Lots of cheesy fun. Fish living in vagina eats penis, that is all you have to know. David Hasselhoff is Fish Hunter
Bad, but not terrible. More of the same exploitative nonsense and underfunded CGI fish.
Still trying to decide what's worse in this film: the script, the story, the special effects, the acting, the dialogue or the over the top gore. So, I guess I'll just go with all of it!
This film is a complete trainwreck, you could try to argue that it is self-aware of how silly it is, but, no, it fails in that, too.
This film is a complete atrocity to the genre, to the film industry and an embarassment to anyone involved. This film could very well be summarised in a sentence: Boob shots, bad CG piranha, blood, random people dying... Oh look, more boobs!!
What I find amazing in this film is that it actually got made and that actors like Ving Rhames and Christipher Lloyd agreed to be a part of it. The only scary thing in this film was the hint at a possible sequel...
At least, it can't get any worse than this... Right??
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