a list that is trying to contain every horror film made that is not lost and is found on the…
Twice the Teeth. Twice the Terror.
After the events at Lake Victoria, the prehistoric school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into swimming pools, plumbing, and a newly opened water park.
Is it a bird??
Is it a plane??
It's Moron Man, who against better judgement and a ton of bad reviews still decided to watch his crap!
A quick summary:
Shot of gnarling and yapping fish
Dying generic teenagers
Yapping fish swimming by (which actually look faker than most of the boobs)
The Hoff (who plays himself. Badly.)
People I don't give a fuck about that are dying
The scariest bit of this film: A hint towards a sequel....
I'd like to close with a quote from the film that sums up nicely what level it sinks to:
'Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina.'
”Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina.”
I’m surprised this film has taken such a critical beating when it achieves its (admittedly very low) aspirations. It is obviously a bad film but as a schlocky B-movie it was always intended to be bad but by those standards it just about delivers the required T&A, bloody set pieces and pointless celebrity cameos to make it relatively engaging. In fact I enjoyed it a hell of a lot more than the rather boring first film.
It is a film that certainly plays up to convention with lots of knowing winks along the way. If anything the films major fault is that it isn’t as funny or knowing…
One look at my ratings will show that I do not have much low rated films.
This is not because of perhaps me giving films higher ratings than I should.
It is because I try my hardest to skip over films that are considered bad/stupid etc.
There are so many classics and great films I have not seen, I try to limit myself to watching only interesting films, films by directors I like and films that are considered at least good.
Why am I saying this? Becuase I also try to reserve half a star rating to films that are seriously the lowest films made.
Even if a film has at least some good scense I will try and give…
Welcome to rock bottom.
The first thing most people seem to ask is "Well did you even like the first one?" and the answer is yes, in fact I loved the 2010 remake a great deal. It was fun, had great gross-out gags, self-aware enough to be funny and walked that fine line that some horror/comedies have a hard time to find.
I didn't find this one much fun at all. It's almost as if the casting director went out of her way to find worst actors then the first film. Admittedly the first one surprisingly had the great Elisabeth Shue in it, but even the supporting cast of mostly unknown actors came off as competent for the…
Una peli de monstruos de serie b tirando a z mucho más deficiente (en todos los aspectos) que la original.
Gulager me comentó que no había presupuesto (casi) ni para comidas y que no deberíamos creernos toda la información que vemos en Internet.
En el próximo número de Horror Vision entrevista con el director de Feast.
I did actually quite like this film for a few reasons.
Whilst it is epically crap in most places and largely unrealistic this it what makes it. The film was never made to be an Attenborough documentary. It is a giant piss take of a genre and itself. Its like all the Scary Movie films, with fish, in water, but good.
Oh and any film with that many women showing of their spam purse is always going to get a couple of stars.
Best bits have to be the Hoff. He was genius for the 10 mins he was in it for.
Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina.
I remember seeing the poster for this film at a bus stop back in 2012 and thinking it was one of the best film posters I'd seen. I genuinely think it's fantastic. It's got a lot of style, there's a visual gag or two, it tells you absolutely everything you need to know about this film. Unfortunately the movie itself is a warm guff, but that poster is still great.
NO PUEDO CREER QUE HE VISTO ESTA BASURA
Nearly cut off my penis.
The 2010 piranha remake was a genuine surprise. An brazenly over the top B-Movie of a production that embraced its original while still managing to be genuinely hilarious inditement of spring break culture. It's sequel, done by a completely different staff, is pretty much what I expected; bland, unfunny and largely full of awful effects. Some moments work, mostly with David Hassellhoff, but the film overall is an intolerable mess.
This movie is so good. Like it's terrible but it's hilarious. I think this movie provokes the exact response it wants from its audience.
first time viewing 2/10
Not even the likes of Christopher Lloyd, Ving Rhames and David Hasselhoff could save this from being a total disaster.
Hoop-Tober 2 - Film #11
Here's the thing with Piranha 3DD, it's terrible. I wasn't expecting a lot. All I wanted was to have a laugh and see some gross-out things but this film was poor in both of those categories. For a comedy I only laughed twice and that was at scenes involving Ving Rhames and the one and only David Hasselhoff. Every other scene however wasn't even laughably bad, they're just bad. But I could get over that if the piranha action was enjoyable, it's not either. The piranhas look like they were made for a 90s horror film. They look so fake and there's not really that much gore. Ok there's dead bodies everywhere and the pool…
Pointless heap of steaming dung. Just fish & tits without a plot.
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