This movie includes not one but two "Piranhaconda" theme songs. Keep an ear out for such lyrical gems as "Piranhaconda won't let me be" and "The why don't matter when your face is in tatters."

"Catch this you ugly bitch"

Bit of a let down. Yes its a B movie but i still expect a bit of entertainment. Never really used the piranha aspect of the creature. Also didn't really have any creative ways of killing its victims. All was just a bit bite and their dead. Some of the actors seemed a little bored and unenthusiastic to their role. The snake itself was massive and impressive. Wasn't as good as sharktopus.

www.strangethingsarehappening.com/piranhaconda.html

The bigger the boobs the quicker you are dead.
Also that song.
That song.
Inspired? Brilliant?
Yes to both.
Also what the fuck is the dude from Kill Bill doing in this movie??

Dat ending. I was in hysterics for a good 5 mins.

TV movie de bajo presupuesto cuyo actor más conocido es Michael Madsen (que ha trabajado entre otras en la saga Kill Bill), intentó aprovechar el estreno de Piraña 3DD en el título y con la criatura. El resumen de la película podría ser una conversación que se da en la misma: "Es una mezcla entre una piraña y una anaconda" "Te refieres a una pirañaconda" Nivelazo de guionistas. Por supuesto aprovecha cualquier momento de la película para que las chicas muestren chicha y da igual el rol que adopten todas tienen que ser chicas monas

Con esta moda de mezclar ciertos animalejos, como el tiburón-pulpo, me enteré de un producto que tenía que ser una mierda sí o sí. Efectivamente, lo es, y a límites insospechados. Lo malo no es que sea mala por que sí, que también, si no por que desaprovechan un animalejo la mar de simpático que podría cundir mucho más. Es una pena que la Pirañaconda no acabe con sus víctimas de forma más sanguinolenta, pues lo único que vemos es acercar el morro y un manchurrón de Tomate Orlando en pantalla. Algo de carne gratis, tías con tetas de goma y un ejemplo de lo bajo que ha caído Michael Madsen.

"Catch this you ugly bitch"

Bit of a let down. Yes its a B movie but i still expect a bit of entertainment. Never really used the piranha aspect of the creature. Also didn't really have any creative ways of killing its victims. All was just a bit bite and their dead. Some of the actors seemed a little bored and unenthusiastic to their role. The snake itself was massive and impressive. Wasn't as good as sharktopus.

What can you say? It's a SyFy Channel film about a mutated anaconda with a piranha's head that given a but more freedom from television regulations could have been a lot more than it actually was. It isn't the worst of the current crop of low-budget monster movies but it still isn't very good.

www.strangethingsarehappening.com/piranhaconda.html

From the director of great 80's cheese, such as chopping mall, deathstalker 2 (personal fav), not of this earth, and return of the swamp thing, comes this syfy gem. Not really a gem but still. Awesome soundtrack, look it up on youtube.