[after his parents have left, thinking he is ill] "They bought it. Incredible! One of the worst performances of my…
Three high school seniors throw a party to make a name for themselves. As the night progresses, things spiral out of control as word of the party spreads.
Project X: I love you so much Superbad, I want to be just like you when I grow up.
Superbad: Fuck you Project X
I’m at least fifteen years too old for this film and now feel considerably older having just sat through such a mean-spirited movie populated with detestable dickheads. Where’s the heart, the jokes and love for the underdog that characterise the teen sex comedy? It appears to have been lost amongst a sea of vomit and debauchery that, even at its basest form of teenage wish fulfillment, just isn’t remotely pleasurable to watch. Project X doesn’t even attempt to tell a story or develop characters, it doesn’t even seem interested in telling any jokes as it is too busy revelling in privileged rich kids doing whatever they want without any fear of punishment.
It’s a dispiriting and obnoxious movie that is the absolute nadir of the teen comedy genre.
A very big candidate for worst film of the year, Project X made me absolutely furious whilst watching it, and I haven't felt that wound up by a film since Grown Ups. People who know me know that's a big deal.
The film is an utter shitpile for many reasons but the most egregious offenders which come to mind is the sheer laziness of the filmmaking. OK, you've given people loads of cameras. Great. And what do we see? High school kids getting drunk, breaking things and getting off with each other. For about an hour of the runtime. Brilliant. The film gets boring as soon as the party starts and considering it only stops in the last 5 minutes…
I was going to write a review for this last night, but I felt it would be better for my own mental welfare if I waited until I was sober and more emotionally stable.
I'm not a professional reviewer. so I don't take it upon myself to watch every movie I come across, no matter how bad it is. There are movies I refuse to see because I hate the idea of wasting such time that I could contribute to something better (aka anything else). I don't mind watching certain bad movies so I can have the opportunity to rip them a new asshole. As writers/reviewers, it can be rather cathartic for us to unload on these turds. But then…
I'm glad X marks the spot because then I at least know where to kick.
I'd like to offer my sincerest apologies to those in the Letterboxd community who have issued forth warnings concerning this film.
I am Moron Man and watched it anyway.
My eyes hurt.
I will be replacing the word horrible in my vocabulary with the title of this film. "That haircut is Project X." "This lasagna is Project X." "I had a Project X time at school today." "The film Project X is Project X."
Fuck everybody. I liked this movie.
There's not really much of a plot, it's more of a montage of ridiculous shit that happens at a party and I had a blast watching it.
Witless, plotless, and utterly immoral, it's kinda hard to imagine how this could possibly be a worse movie. The (apparently mostly improvised) dialogue is execrable, there's not one character who deserves anything other than a punch to the face, and the film takes a stance on its characters actions that is flat-out horrifying. Avoid like the plague.
It's like Superbad, if Superbad was stupid. I wanted to take the end of a water hose and just beat the hell out of every single one of these little bastards.
Style over substance.
The film is loud, stupid and absurb but its still a hell of a fun. (The script is probably only a page long)
'Spring Breakers' wanna bee!
Pretty entertaining with some funny scenes
The only way you can enjoy this film is if you are blind, deaf, tasteless and have no feeling in any of your limbs.
Even then you will probably still hate this gigantic piece of rancid turd.
I've had ecstasy at a party where hundreds of other people were also on ecstasy. And trust me. This is not how it goes down.
Let's just say I'm not allowed 500 metres near a zoo anymore.
- Ferris Bueller's Day Off
- Teen Wolf
- The Breakfast Club
- American Pie
- 21 Grams
- Johnny Got His Gun
- The Ugly Swans
- Leon: The Professional
- Freeway II: Confessions of a Trickbaby
- Grave of the Fireflies
- Whisper of the Heart
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