• Alan Dorich

    ★★★★ Rewatched by Alan Dorich 26 Jan, 2016

    Robert Hiltzik's return to the franchise he started is a pretty wacky affair. Shot like a comedy and missing the weird tone of the original, it mostly centers around the abuse heaped upon camper Alan (Michael Gibney, in his last role to date) -- which at times makes you feel like Clint Howard in EVILSPEAK got off light. But don't feel entirely bad -- Alan's depicted as a pretty repulsive character in his own right, bullying smaller children and often…

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  • Gavin Bard

    ★½ Watched by Gavin Bard 26 Dec, 2015

    "I don't wanna hear anymore of this Angela crap."

    Return to Sleepaway Camp - which is the first movie in the franchise since the original directed by Robert Hiltzik, and the second movie he directed period which isn't much of a surprise after watching it - tries to improve on the awful sequels by ignoring them and essentially just following the same exact formula as the first one. And when I say exactly the same, I mean it. From the…

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  • FakeRobHunter

    ½ Watched by FakeRobHunter 10 Dec, 2015

    An abomination notable only for one thing -- introducing the world to Alan, the absolute worst goddamn character to ever grace the screen. Ever.

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  • Derenzo

    ½ Added by Derenzo

    Retconned garbage. Avoid.

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  • JurassicGriffin

    ★★½ Watched by JurassicGriffin 06 Oct, 2015

    I felt dirty after watching this. Every character is a terrible person, except for Ronnie.

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  • Jeremy Thomas

    Watched by Jeremy Thomas 26 Sep, 2015

    Film #9 of Hoop-Tober 2.0

    The Sleepaway Camp franchise has never been what one might call great cinema, but it has generally been able to hold onto fans by its use of dark humor and playing into the camp nature of the genre. Unfortunately once it came back to the creator of the series with 2008's Return to Sleepaway Camp, even that fell away. Robert Hiltzik has been on record as saying that he had no clue about the franchise's…

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  • T GP

    ★★ Watched by T GP 06 Sep, 2015

    The old team is back including the writer, director and serial killer so why is this so terrible? Michael Gibney. Gibney spoils the film with an atrocious performance that makes you want to slap him hard.

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  • robyn

    ★★★★ Watched by robyn 16 Aug, 2015

    lol i don't know if its cuz i spent all day watching terrible amityville films but oh my god i loved this so much??? it like, offended all my senses but it was SO MUCH FUN I HATED EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER AND THE END IS FREAKY AS FUCK. i wanted this to go on for ANOTHER TWENTY MINUTES AT LEAST.

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  • William Mahaffey

    ★★ Watched by William Mahaffey 11 Aug, 2015

    Surprisingly entertaining for how bad it is. You can see that they're trying to strike similar notes of camp to the original; but with that film it was either unintentional or very well executed. This one manages to strik hit this makes at times, but never with the hilarity of the original. Also, it needed a lot more Angela.

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  • TheWriter

    ★½ Watched by TheWriter 06 Jul, 2015

    Menudo insulto al personaje.

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  • Kyle Porter

    ★★★ Rewatched by Kyle Porter 14 Jun, 2015

    I know a lot of people hate this movie, but I actually like it quite a bit. Yes, the main character is one of the most annoying and unlikable characters in the history of film, but I love to hate him. The ending and after credits more than make up for anything bad I didn't care for. Seeing characters come back from the first film... it makes it all worth it. Almost makes me wish Meg and Judy had lived. Haha!

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  • JohnTyler

    ½ Added by JohnTyler

    0/10 film.

    Return to Sleepaway Camp is a pathetic follow-up to the original cult classic, with sloppy editing, detestable characters, cringe-inducing dialogue, horrendous performances, and uninspired death scenes.

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