When you have a list of your favourite films out, a list of your least favourites should also be around…
Salmon Fishing in the Yemen
Make the Improbable Possible
A fisheries expert is approached by a consultant to help realize a sheik's vision of bringing the sport of fly-fishing to the desert and embarks on an upstream journey of faith and fish to prove the impossible possible.
Want to stab everybody.
What happens if you nuke a DVD? I'll google it, I want to see this little piggy squeal and fry. Torture me and I'll torture you.
Soundtrack: very telletubby-esque. I don't know what that means exactly, but that's the best I can do to describe: bouncy+giggly+creepy with a side of cucumber sandwiches.
How many ways can you describe a film like Salmon Fishing in the Yemen? How about arid (in more ways than one), characterless, cloying, colourless, drab, drudging, dull, flat, ho hum, humdrum, insipid, interminable, irksome, lifeless, monotonous, mundane, nothing, platitudinous, prosaic, repetitious, routine, spiritless, stale, stodgy, stuffy, stupid, tame, tedious, tiresome, tiring, trite, unexciting, uninteresting, vapid, wank and wearisome?
It is depressing to see that director, Lasse Hallström, continues to produce uninspired and pedestrian romantic fluff based on best selling novels. I hear the book this is based upon is actually quite a funny, acerbic and satirical story so why is this film anything but? There are vague traces of this bite in the form of Kristin Scott Thomas’ press…
more proof that ewan mcgregor owns my ass: i watched a whole fucking movie about salmon fishing in the yemen for him
Η φάση έχει ως εξής: χτυπάει το τηλέφωνο του κύριου Hallström.
- Ναι, γεία σας, από BBC τηλεφωνούμε, σύμφωνα με το συμβόλαιο σας πρέπει να παραδώσετε την ταινία σας σε 2 εβδομάδες. Ελπίζουμε να έχετε τελειώσει.
- Το κέρατο μου μέσα. Και έλεγα κάτι ξέχασα, κάτι ξέχασα.
- Φροντίστε να την έχετε έτοιμη.
- Οκ, το'χω.
Καπάκι τηλέφωνο έναν κυριούλη που ονομάζεται Simon Beaufoy.
- Μαλάκα δώσε μου τ ώ ρ α ένα σενάριο.
- Ρε συ δεν έχω τίποτα έτοιμο.
- Ντάξει μωρέ, κάτσε μετά το φαγητό, γράψε μου καναδυο μαλακιούλες και το ολοκληρώνουμε κατά το γύρισμα.
- Πότε πρέπει να παραδώσουμε;
- Σε 2 εβδομάδες.
- Τι θα προλάβουμε ρε μαλάκα να κάνουμε σε 2 εβδομάδες;
- Μια χαρά προλαβαίνουμε. 10 μέρες γύρισμα, 2 μέρες μονταζ, μία μέρα να μπαλώσουμε καμιά τρύπα και έχουμε και 1 μέρα να χαλαρώσουμε.
- Ε τότε μια χαρά.
- Τι μαγείρεψες;
- Νομίζω πήγε η γυναίκα μου λαική και πήρε κάτι σολωμούς.
at one point whilst fishing, Ewan's billionaire indian friend is almost assassinated by another guy hanging around in the bushes at the opposite side of the river, but not before EWAN MCGREGOR PULLS HIS FUCKING FISHING ROD OUT AND WHIPS THE WOULD-BE ASSASSIN IN THE FACE WITH THE END OF THE ROD FROM ACROSS THE FUCKING RIVER
What exactly are we aiming for here?
British ictiologist is enrolled to lead an apparently preposterous endeavour meant to transform Yemen in a fishing resort. Mixing romance with political satire with drama might seem a bad idea but the final result, although hardly unforgettable, is pleasant enough to watch.
A história do filme vai te conquistando mas acaba poéticamente mal resolvido.
Agora falando de coisas sérias, é um filme com uma Mistura de Som muito interessante mesmo que arriscada principalmente na composição da imagem sonora para o gênero , veja-se os exemplos dos minutos 44 e minutos 32 exemplo de como descolar fontes sonoras através de panorâmicas com classe! grande nível.
I like it. It has a look-and-feel of Cameron Crowe movies, but with english folks - I hope that sounds as a compliment.
While I was able to enjoy this film for it's wacky premise of trying to bring salmon fishing to the Yemen, I wasn't able to get into the romance plot of it all that much. It seemed rather predictable and unappealing to me.
And my journey down the "everyone hates this film but it literally makes my world turn" path continues!
Were it not for Ewan McGregor and Emily Blunt, the movie would be a slog to get through. Decent but nothing world-changing.
The best thing about this film is McGregor's charming performance. There's nothing particularly awful about this film either. It's just perfectly middling.