Sand Sharks
2011 Directed by Mark Atkins
Synopsis
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the beach, it appears that our large fishy friends have found a way to chomp on you when you're chilling out on the sand too!
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Good for a few lulz.
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Why should you skip this movie?
They cast Brooke Hogan as a shark specialist.
The 'shark specialist' later says the mother shark will be looking for her pup. Ummm, sharks do NOT look after their young. Worst. Shark specialist. Ever.
Other shit happens and all of it could be listed as a good reason to skip this movie.
The best moment is when a girl gets bitten in half, the man helping her confesses that he loves her, and her dying words are, "You're a jerk."
Otherwise, fuck this movie. Fuck this movie in the ASS, man.
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"We're gonna need a bigger beach!" and various other lame stuff.
I always tend to be extra skeptical in case a certain movie puts glorifying quotes and pretentious comparisons on the cover of the DVD. I really think this is something you shouldn't do, especially not when your own movie is named "Sand Sharks"… The little synopsis on the back of the rental DVD blatantly states: "in sheer contrast to Piranha 3-D, the prehistoric monsters in Sand Sharks look genuinely impressive and petrifying". Excuse me? Did this insignificant and ludicrous B-movie just insult one of the biggest horror box-office hits of the past decade and actually claimed that it has superior special effects?!? Anyway, I guess I shouldn't get carried…
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Pretty terrible, I don't even know why I watched it. Boredom I suppose, and I do appreciate a good b-movie, which this wasn't. I feel like the actors did their best, but that really couldn't save it. It stars Brooke Hogan and Corin Nemic, so you know it's gonna be oscar caliber material. It was slightly entertaining simply because of how horrible it was.
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As bad as PIRANHA 3DD but without the DDs or the balls. Attempts to be a B-Movie, but it's a "zzzzzzzz" movie; a real snoozer.
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Parker Lewis can't lose, but you can if you watch this little sandy turd. When Brooke Hogan is your second best thespian behind said Parker Lewis, then you might want to rethink your approach to making films.
You have your typical jaws storyline, with bad acting and effects and basically sums up this movie... Atleast it was better then snow sharks.Entered flickchart at 788
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"We're gonna need a bigger beach!" and various other lame stuff.
I always tend to be extra skeptical in case a certain movie puts glorifying quotes and pretentious comparisons on the cover of the DVD. I really think this is something you shouldn't do, especially not when your own movie is named "Sand Sharks"… The little synopsis on the back of the rental DVD blatantly states: "in sheer contrast to Piranha 3-D, the prehistoric monsters in Sand Sharks look genuinely impressive and petrifying". Excuse me? Did this insignificant and ludicrous B-movie just insult one of the biggest horror box-office hits of the past decade and actually claimed that it has superior special effects?!? Anyway, I guess I shouldn't get carried…
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Why the hell is Brooke Hogan a scientist? Awful film only good for a laugh...
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Purposefully awful in every way, this ludicrous D-list creature feature is required viewing for anyone who appreciated laughably terrible cinema.
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Random Netflix choice. I don't even have words for how bad this movie is.
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Ja jee hee. Dit is natuurlijk een afschuwelijk slechte film. Maar toch keek ik 'm uit. Om te zien hoe ze de exacte verhaallijn van JAWS uitspeelden? Nee. Om de mooie rondborstige dames? Nee, ik heb ze niet gespot, vooral de dochter van Hulk Hogan niet. Om de CGI special effects? Nee, die waren te erg. Ik heb echt geen idee. En toch deed ik het.
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Ifølge evolusjonsteorien har mennesket gått fra å være apekatter til primater til dagens intelligente utgave. Allikevel har filmpublikumet gang etter gang flokket seg til skjermene når såkalte creature features vises; filmer vi egentlig vet at kommer til å by på en dårlig filmopplevelse men som vi allikevel bare må se i håpet på at det kanskje muligens en eller annen gang skal komme noe bra. Etter å ha sett Sand Sharks er jeg ikke fult så sikker på at evolusjonsteorien er helt korrekt.
Å lage en vellykket creature feature krever en filmskaper som behersker det seriøse så vel som det fantasifulle bygget over en lest av selvironi og på bakgrunn av et manus signert Camerson Larson får regissør Mark Atkins…
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Not bad. And by "not bad" I do not mean "good".
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Good for a few lulz.