Reviews of Sand Sharks 2011
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Parker Lewis can't lose, but you can if you watch this little sandy turd. When Brooke Hogan is your second best thespian behind said Parker Lewis, then you might want to rethink your approach to making films.
You have your typical jaws storyline, with bad acting and effects and basically sums up this movie... Atleast it was better then snow sharks.Entered flickchart at 788
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"We're gonna need a bigger beach!" and various other lame stuff.
I always tend to be extra skeptical in case a certain movie puts glorifying quotes and pretentious comparisons on the cover of the DVD. I really think this is something you shouldn't do, especially not when your own movie is named "Sand Sharks"… The little synopsis on the back of the rental DVD blatantly states: "in sheer contrast to Piranha 3-D, the prehistoric monsters in Sand Sharks look genuinely…
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Why the hell is Brooke Hogan a scientist? Awful film only good for a laugh...
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Purposefully awful in every way, this ludicrous D-list creature feature is required viewing for anyone who appreciated laughably terrible cinema.
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Random Netflix choice. I don't even have words for how bad this movie is.
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Ja jee hee. Dit is natuurlijk een afschuwelijk slechte film. Maar toch keek ik 'm uit. Om te zien hoe ze de exacte verhaallijn van JAWS uitspeelden? Nee. Om de mooie rondborstige dames? Nee, ik heb ze niet gespot, vooral de dochter van Hulk Hogan niet. Om de CGI special effects? Nee, die waren te erg. Ik heb echt geen idee. En toch deed ik het.
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Ifølge evolusjonsteorien har mennesket gått fra å være apekatter til primater til dagens intelligente utgave. Allikevel har filmpublikumet gang etter gang flokket seg til skjermene når såkalte creature features vises; filmer vi egentlig vet at kommer til å by på en dårlig filmopplevelse men som vi allikevel bare må se i håpet på at det kanskje muligens en eller annen gang skal komme noe bra. Etter å ha sett Sand Sharks er jeg ikke fult så sikker på at evolusjonsteorien…
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Not bad. And by "not bad" I do not mean "good".
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Schlechte Haifilme gibt es viele und ein Großteil davon steht bei uns im Regal. Die kleinen Details machen den Unterschied. Sand Sharks nervt vor allem durch seine missglückten Versuche, lustig zu sein. Haie, die sich im Sand fortbewegen, sind dabei noch die gelungenste Idee... der dauerblödelnde Hauptcharakter hingegen ist schwer zu ertragen. Dazu kommt ein offensichtlich sehr geringes Budget, dass sich mit der eine "gigantische Spring Break Strandparty" behandelnden Story nicht so recht vertragen mag. Zu meinen Lieblingsszenen gehören die,…
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Brooke Hogan as a doctor. That's believable.
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Just when I thought Brooke Hogan starred in the worst movie ever (2-Headed Shark Attack) she topped it big time with this wonderful piece of garbage. I'm all about b movies...love them to death. But at least give it an honest shot...this was just an excuse to waste film. The fun factor wasn't even there. Sad really. The one saving grace this film had going for it was the token hardcore fisherman who seems to have been fighting these sand sharks for years. The guy had a fucking flame thrower..."bought all of the parts on ebay". Even you B-Movie aficionados need to steer clear.