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A weekend at a lake house in the Louisiana Gulf turns into a nightmare for seven vacationers as they are subjected to fresh-water shark attacks.
The final film of Sharkweek.
Looking back I can honestly say something weird has happened. Apart from the fact that most shark based films are apparently synonymous for crap, I noticed a deep and profound change within me.
Picture in your mind's eye a shark for me. A majestic and horrific animal, a ruler of the oceans and assuredly one of the most dangerous predators on the planet. Sharks are animals that have evolved purely to hunt and kill, it is their main function in the circle of life. I have always admired and regarded in awe the gracious nature of this beast's killer instinct.
After Letterboxd Sharkweek I can honestly and without…
Okay. So. Your friend has just been mauled to death in a shark infested lake, and while on the boat....YOU LEAN OVER THE FUCKING EDGE?! How STUPID can these people be?!? A lot stupider, as it turns out. That's not the most idiotic thing these fucking cretins do. I think a George Carlin quote is necessary here, I'll paraphrase it a tad:
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realise, all the characters in Shark Night are stupider than that!"
But then again, it does make the film a whole lot better when everyone is stupid so we see them fall to their deserved watery graves.
Also. Shark Night, you are pushing the borders of racial stereotyping.…
I’ve become immune to bad shark movies having watched one too many Asylum produced efforts over the last few years. It is for this reason that Shark Night was not quite as offensive as it probably should have been. It is unquestionably a bad movie yet the surprising thing is that it tries, but ultimately fails, not to be. It attempts to develop characters that would normally be one-dimensional but the problem is the actors are incapable of delivering convincing emotional and rounded performances.
Yet the bigger problem with Shark Night is that it is so pedestrian. It is almost as if it is a family friendly edit for a more traditional B-movie. This means the film fails to deliver…
I laughed really hard a few times watching this. Just completely fucking ridiculous.
Shark Night? Well that's a bit drab, isn't it?
Sharkpocalypse Sharkening: Shark A Shark.
See? Meow there's a title with some pep.
I rented this movie under the impression that it was a batman film... Turns out it isn't a film at all.
The answer to your question is yes. I have seen this movie more than once, and yes, on purpose.
I didn't really remember anything about this film, other than it had the girl from the TV show scorpion in it, so I decided to watch it again and decide if it belonged in my collection. That is a big yes. I know you're seeing the two stars of my rating, but this movie goes from typical group of party teens on a weekend away, and swims right into so bad it's good territory. There is a time where you think it's going to only dip it's toes into b-movie styling, but when you see a guy whose dripping blood from…
Stupid people get eaten by a shark. They deserved it. The worst of the killer sealife films I am subjecting myself too.
Catched this on TV and decided to watch it because of David R. Ellis. I like most of the movies he directed, FINAL DESTINATION 2, CELLULAR and SNAKES ON PLANE, which was ridiculous but still entertaining. I guess I was hopping that this will also be at least ridiculously entertaining.
Well...it wasn't! My God!! Those cheap trashy Asylum/SyFy shark "movies" are probably more fun then this piece of crap!! David R. Ellis deserved much better "final film" then this horrible and crushing piece of junk.
For fuck sake...its not even "so bad to be good" type of movie...its just fucking bad!!
Ended up watching this on SyFy.
You have no reason to care about the characters (no development on remotely believable emotions) and are sure most of them are going to die. The gore isn't done well enough to be satisfying. It's just; meh, watch college-aged attractive people who can't act pretend to die. Only redeeming factors are some over the top CG shots and even then; not really.
I knew Shark Night wouldn't be a good film, but I watched it anyway.
The most generically boring movie of this viewing project so far.
What can really be said about Shark Night (3D) that's substantial? It's a monster movie. With a bunch of partier-type college kids. Super dumb. One by one they're eaten. Ten little indians. All that. It's also PG-13, which means that it's not allowed to go full bore on the gore/nudity fronts. It isn't gloriously, outlandishly trashy, which is the only way that a movie like this can manage to be even marginally entertaining.
It's not worth exerting any brain cells to write a full review, so I'll just stick to mental notes:
- "From the director of Homeward Bound II and…
Holy shit, this movie was terrible.
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