• Ed Küpfer

    ½ Watched by Ed Küpfer 08 Oct, 2015

    Enjoyment: 1/10
    Quality: 2/10

    Joyless Die Hard ripoff from PM Entertainment. Anna Nicole Smith in the John McClane role is absolutely terrible. It's not clear from the evidence presented here that she knows what emotions are, much less how to put them across in front of a camera. The few fun moments come during some of her most ridiculously apathetic line readings. There are multiple gratuitous nude scenes, including one during a gratuitous flashback. None of the characters can shoot…


  • Mark C

    ½ Rewatched by Mark C 22 Feb, 2015

    A couple of years back when I watched and reviewed several 'classic' 1970s British sexploitation movies I used to rate them in two distinctive ways - Film Rating and Sexploitation Film Rating - because it's almost impossible to rate this genre of film making using the same system one would rate a 'real' film, such as Citizen Kane say.

    So, Skyscraper

    Film Rating: a half star
    Sexploitation Film Rating: 2 stars

    But you know what, I'd still rather watch this…


  • Justin Hullinger

    ★★★★½ Watched by Justin Hullinger 22 Feb, 2015

    Laughable casting
    A glorious piece of shit
    Fun nineties cliches


  • Sean Armstrong

    ½ Watched by Sean Armstrong 06 Feb, 2015

    Infamous for the blooper reel on YouTube of Anna Nicole Smith drunk and high to the point of collapse, Skyscraper is a cheap piece of exploitation with two pointless soft core sex scenes shoved in to presumably boost sales.

    A weak Die Hard rip off of a story doesn't cover up Anna struggling to remain upright. It would be funny if the little boy in the film wasn't her real life son who ten years later would die of an overdose shortly before his mother would follow him.


  • brennsto

    ½ Watched by brennsto 26 Sep, 2014

    jesus christ


  • Austin Shermer

    ½ Watched by Austin Shermer 14 Sep, 2014

    Skyscraper is basically Die Hard mixed with softcore porn (the amount of puns are endless). While that may sound like the greatest idea for a movie of all time, the execution is a bit lacking.


  • Samuel

    ½ Watched by Samuel 02 Sep, 2014

    An awful Die Hard rip off that feels like a softcore porn that has most of the awfully bad sex scenes edited out. I'd say if it's 2AM and you come home drunk and this is on TV it's perfectly fine if you at least try to watch it, but you'll most likely rather pass out.


  • Scott Audetat

    ½ Watched by Scott Audetat 04 Mar, 2014

    This movie is just bad. Awful even. And not in a good way.

    Basically a DIE HARD rip off, but one where the acting is insanely awful from every actor.

    The lead bad guy seems to be laughing at how bad this film is in every line he gives.

    You see random hostages and other employees just show use randomly, like they couldn't pay them to be in early scenes.

    I guess if you think Smith was hot, she shows…


  • Colin Zavitz

    ★★★½ Watched by Colin Zavitz 17 Jan, 2014

    Has Oscar written all over it.


  • Parker

    ★★½ Watched by Parker 04 Nov, 2013 5

    In the middle of being hunted down by terrorists, Anna Nicole Smith has a flashback to this one time she fucked at a picnic.


  • Claude

    ½ Added by Claude

    It's the bottom of the barrel that's being scraped here, not the sky.

    Skyscraper is Die Hard with Anna Nicole Smith in the Bruce Willis role. In an effort to differenciate the two movies, they made her a helicopter pilot. Normally this would make the plot highly unbelievable (she takes on a gang of terrorists). But by the time the plot kicks in, you will already have given up on any hope that this is anything more than soft…


  • Isaac von Schmitt

    ½ Watched by Isaac von Schmitt 14 Apr, 2013

    Bad acting, bad plot, bad everything.