• Austin Shermer

    ½ Watched by Austin Shermer 14 Sep, 2014

    Skyscraper is basically Die Hard mixed with softcore porn (the amount of puns are endless). While that may sound like the greatest idea for a movie of all time, the execution is a bit lacking.

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  • Samuel

    ½ Watched by Samuel 02 Sep, 2014

    An awful Die Hard rip off that feels like a softcore porn that has most of the awfully bad sex scenes edited out. I'd say if it's 2AM and you come home drunk and this is on TV it's perfectly fine if you at least try to watch it, but you'll most likely rather pass out.

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  • Scott Audetat

    ½ Watched by Scott Audetat 04 Mar, 2014

    This movie is just bad. Awful even. And not in a good way.

    Basically a DIE HARD rip off, but one where the acting is insanely awful from every actor.

    The lead bad guy seems to be laughing at how bad this film is in every line he gives.

    You see random hostages and other employees just show use randomly, like they couldn't pay them to be in early scenes.

    I guess if you think Smith was hot, she shows…

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  • Colin Zavitz

    ★★★½ Watched by Colin Zavitz 17 Jan, 2014

    Has Oscar written all over it.

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  • Parker

    ★★½ Watched by Parker 04 Nov, 2013 4

    In the middle of being hunted down by terrorists, Anna Nicole Smith has a flashback to this one time she fucked at a picnic.

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  • clauditorium

    ½ Added by clauditorium

    42/100
    It's the bottom of the barrel that's being scraped here, not the sky.

    Skyscraper is Die Hard with Anna Nicole Smith in the Bruce Willis role. In an effort to differenciate the two movies, they made her a helicopter pilot. Normally this would make the plot highly unbelievable (she takes on a gang of terrorists). But by the time the plot kicks in, you will already have given up on any hope that this is anything more than soft…

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  • Isaac von Schmitt

    ½ Watched by Isaac von Schmitt 14 Apr, 2013

    Bad acting, bad plot, bad everything.

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  • Brent Paton

    ½ Added by Brent Paton

    Seriously bad.

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  • Joe Scaramanga

    ½ Added by Joe Scaramanga

    Tesco-Value remake of Die Hard with Anna Nicole-Smith as a kung fu kicking helicopter pilot stopping a group of terrorists from stealing a super weapon from a sparsely populated ...um... skyscraper.

    There's very little action, and what there is is clearly an attempt to recreate scenes from Die Hard on a pocket money budget: there's a window cleaner rig instead of a firehose, a waste bin fire instead of explosives in a lift shaft and so on.

    Nicole-Smith is utterly…

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