In the middle of being hunted down by terrorists, Anna Nicole Smith has a flashback to this one time she fucked at a picnic.
It's the bottom of the barrel that's being scraped here, not the sky.
Skyscraper is Die Hard with Anna Nicole Smith in the Bruce Willis role. In an effort to differenciate the two movies, they made her a helicopter pilot. Normally this would make the plot highly unbelievable (she takes on a gang of terrorists). But by the time the plot kicks in, you will already have given up on any hope that this is anything more than soft…
Bad acting, bad plot, bad everything.
Tesco-Value remake of Die Hard with Anna Nicole-Smith as a kung fu kicking helicopter pilot stopping a group of terrorists from stealing a super weapon from a sparsely populated ...um... skyscraper.
There's very little action, and what there is is clearly an attempt to recreate scenes from Die Hard on a pocket money budget: there's a window cleaner rig instead of a firehose, a waste bin fire instead of explosives in a lift shaft and so on.
Nicole-Smith is utterly…