Hilariously bad "Die Hard" ripoff starring the late, great Anna Nicole Smith in the Bruce Willis role (yes, seriously! !) She's an L.A. helicopter pilot who lands atop a high rise full of terrorists. I swear I am not making this up. Lots of bullets fly, stuff blows up, and though Anna can't act her way out of a paper bag, she does get her bigger-than-yer-head boobs out several times, so I was entertained, even if it was for all the wrong reasons.
My brother told me that he could hear me from his room downstairs reacting to how not good this movie was.
While on paper, Die Hard with breasts may sound like a great idea, but Skyscraper is not the movie you are looking for. Look away.
Joyless Die Hard ripoff from PM Entertainment. Anna Nicole Smith in the John McClane role is absolutely terrible. It's not clear from the evidence presented here that she knows what emotions are, much less how to put them across in front of a camera. The few fun moments come during some of her most ridiculously apathetic line readings. There are multiple gratuitous nude scenes, including one during a gratuitous flashback. None of the characters can shoot…
A couple of years back when I watched and reviewed several 'classic' 1970s British sexploitation movies I used to rate them in two distinctive ways - Film Rating and Sexploitation Film Rating - because it's almost impossible to rate this genre of film making using the same system one would rate a 'real' film, such as Citizen Kane say.
Film Rating: a half star
Sexploitation Film Rating: 2 stars
But you know what, I'd still rather watch this…
A glorious piece of shit
Fun nineties cliches
Infamous for the blooper reel on YouTube of Anna Nicole Smith drunk and high to the point of collapse, Skyscraper is a cheap piece of exploitation with two pointless soft core sex scenes shoved in to presumably boost sales.
A weak Die Hard rip off of a story doesn't cover up Anna struggling to remain upright. It would be funny if the little boy in the film wasn't her real life son who ten years later would die of an overdose shortly before his mother would follow him.
Skyscraper is basically Die Hard mixed with softcore porn (the amount of puns are endless). While that may sound like the greatest idea for a movie of all time, the execution is a bit lacking.
An awful Die Hard rip off that feels like a softcore porn that has most of the awfully bad sex scenes edited out. I'd say if it's 2AM and you come home drunk and this is on TV it's perfectly fine if you at least try to watch it, but you'll most likely rather pass out.
This movie is just bad. Awful even. And not in a good way.
Basically a DIE HARD rip off, but one where the acting is insanely awful from every actor.
The lead bad guy seems to be laughing at how bad this film is in every line he gives.
You see random hostages and other employees just show use randomly, like they couldn't pay them to be in early scenes.
I guess if you think Smith was hot, she shows…
Has Oscar written all over it.