Smiley
2012 Directed by Michael J. Gallagher
Synopsis
The New Face of Fear
After learning of an urban legend in which a demented serial killer named SMILEY can be summoned through the Internet, mentally fragile Ashley must decide whether she is losing her mind or becoming Smiley's next victim.
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That film gave me cancer.
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My curiosity was peaked with the five minute video going around with scenes straight from this movie proclaiming it's stupidity and then coming here and seeing almost every user who has logged the film has rated it 1 star or less.
This is obviously not going to be high art. But it's honestly not the worst movie I've ever seen. There are beyond ridiculously stupid plot-lines involving 4CHAN, glorifying hackers, memes and a significant plot point involving the atrocious word (I'm using the term "word" loosely) "lulz."
An urban legend involving anonymous video chat, a Candyman-like scenario, calling the happy faced killer (dubbed "Smiley") by typing "I did it for the lulz" three times, but you really have to mean…
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I did it for the lulz
I did it for the lulz
I did it for the lulzI kind of wish this actually worked so I could die and erase the memory of this 4chan-referencing bullshit from my mind forever.
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Candyman on Elm Street ... for the YouTube generation
Have you ever noticed that, apart from the hugely redundant but nevertheless straightforward and no-nonsense remakes, horror directors nowadays also blatantly steal the key elements and/or plot lines of great genre classics and shamelessly process them into new movies like it were their very own and brilliantly invented ideas? Take the example of "Smiley", for instance… The basic premise handles about an urban legend of a sadistic killer – Smiley – who appears behind you and your computer when you're chatting online and the other party types a particular catchphrase three times in a row. People, like yours truly, who have been watching horror movies long before cyberspace ever existed know…
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This movie was pretty fucking horrible. None of the scares built-up any tension before the spring-loaded-cat moments, and nothing in terms of form or narrative was particularly inspired. All around, it wasn't unwatchably bad, but it wasn't good by any sense of the word.
However, this is totally a film I think I would have made for a student film. I love subtle internet humour (none of the jokes in this could be considered subtle, though), and I like by-the-numbers slasher movies (this didn't have a very large body count, either). The thing about this film is that nothing was done well, so I think it stands as a good example of what I would have made if given a budget.
I've seen Smiley now though, so I can guarantee that my first feature won't be this bad.
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I did it for the lulz
I did it for the lulz
I did it for the lulzSomebody PLEASE kill me
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I did it for the lulz
I did it for the lulz
I did it for the lulzI kind of wish this actually worked so I could die and erase the memory of this 4chan-referencing bullshit from my mind forever.
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Everything about this film is perfect. Everything.
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Candyman on Elm Street ... for the YouTube generation
Have you ever noticed that, apart from the hugely redundant but nevertheless straightforward and no-nonsense remakes, horror directors nowadays also blatantly steal the key elements and/or plot lines of great genre classics and shamelessly process them into new movies like it were their very own and brilliantly invented ideas? Take the example of "Smiley", for instance… The basic premise handles about an urban legend of a sadistic killer – Smiley – who appears behind you and your computer when you're chatting online and the other party types a particular catchphrase three times in a row. People, like yours truly, who have been watching horror movies long before cyberspace ever existed know…
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I did it for the Lulz
I did it for the Lulz
I did it for the LulzI've wanted to see Smiley since I first saw the trailer a few months back. Simply because it looked creepy and Smiley reminded me of the creepy pasta Jeff the Killer.
This was a movie that I had a hell of a time rating and I'm still not sure if I picked the right one. While a lot of people don't like this movie, I loved the deeper meaning behind it. Simply that: The reason that people have become inhumane and have done bad things is simply because they can. Which is exactly what this movie is about, people will do stupid…
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Going into this, I had already heard that it was supposed to be one of the worst movies of 2012. I didn't listen.. and I rented it anyways.
The main blonde actress is horrible. She cannot act at all.
On top of that, the movie was just sloppy. The ending was also very sloppy. Major plot holes. It made absolutely no sense. It just wasn't logical.
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This movie was pretty fucking horrible. None of the scares built-up any tension before the spring-loaded-cat moments, and nothing in terms of form or narrative was particularly inspired. All around, it wasn't unwatchably bad, but it wasn't good by any sense of the word.
However, this is totally a film I think I would have made for a student film. I love subtle internet humour (none of the jokes in this could be considered subtle, though), and I like by-the-numbers slasher movies (this didn't have a very large body count, either). The thing about this film is that nothing was done well, so I think it stands as a good example of what I would have made if given a budget.
I've seen Smiley now though, so I can guarantee that my first feature won't be this bad.
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'Smiley' seems to be universally hated by the majority of people. I'm not sure if people were expecting this movie to have potential or what, but I will say that I knew this movie was going to be terrible. So, why 2 and a half stars? Because unlike most bad movies, 'Smiley' is so bad that it actually becomes good. Think 'Troll 2', for example.
If you're not knowledgeable about internet subculture, then this movie is going to be shit for you. My friends didn't understand any of the culture, and subsequently hated it. What makes the movie even better, is if you have a disdain for internet subculture. I loathe 4chan, so seeing their users be depicted as they…
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Yet another American horror movie....
and another disappointment...
I didn't finish this movie just because it wasn't good at all.
I only watched it to see Shane Dawson, haha
I liked the unique idea and concept but over all it was a terrible movie. -
They did it for the $. They did it for the $. They did it for the $.
Oh yeah, and this movie is a waste of a good mask.