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Snow White and the Huntsman
The Fairytale is Over
After the Evil Queen marries the King, she performs a violent coup in which the King is murdered and his daughter, Snow White, is taken captive. Almost a decade later, a grown Snow White is still in the clutches of the Queen. In order to obtain immortality, The Evil Queen needs the heart of Snow White. After Snow escapes the castle, the Queen sends the Huntsman to find her in the Dark Forest.
Game Of Thrones for bed-wetters.
My word, she really does have only one facial expression, doesn’t she?
If fairytales really existed, this film would never have been made.
Yet here we are.....
It should have been called: 'Emo chick without talent and the overacting Evil Queen surrounded by discount CGI'
Makes me want to eat a poisoned apple and die.
Boredom is pretty abundant in this flat and uneven Robin Hood / Kingdom of Heaven / Once Upon a Time / The Lord of the Rings / Narnia amalgamation that takes place in a Universe so f#cked up that Kristen Stewart is supposedly more beautiful than Charlize Theron. These are officially the longest two hours of my life.
Why is it nowadays that every big budget film has to be turned into an action flick? Snow White is a perfectly nice fairy tale, and one can incorporate enough twists into it without turning the film adaptation into a constant battle zone.
Unfortunately, an action movie with fairytale characters is what we get in Snow White and the Huntsman. The film has only two redeeming aspects: its lovely cinematography, and Chris Hemsworth, who continues doing what he does best: being convincing at beating the shit out of people while also looking broodingly handsome.
Everything else is boring beyond belief. Charlize Theron looks beautiful, but her performance is regrettably flat, since all she does is either shout in rage or…
From the moment Chris Hemsworth's horrendous Gerard Butler impression was heard (ie the very first scene), the tone was set for me here. It was going to be one of *those* blockbusters.
Look this is visually arresting in places, capturing cinematically the spirit of Snow White's world, but it's lacking any kind of charm or whimsy, and the writing stinks. Hemsworth tried but is hampered by that accent, Kristen Stewart has all the charisma of a toilet brush and the usually strong Charlize Theron is ice cold but spends TOO MUCH time randomly SHOUTING IN THE MIDDLE of speeches for no apparent reason than she's 'evil'.
It was, however, the dwarves that made me switch off. I mean... Rupert Sanders you were crazy for having it away with Stewart but the dwarves? What *were* you thinking?
No. Not for me, this one, I'm afraid.
Charlize looks beautiful, but her overacting was almost unbearable. Kristen is always terrible. The movie is very pretty.
公主與狩獵者(Snow White and the Huntsman)
Enjoyable Saturday afternoon adventure, Charlize brill as the evil queen, Thor running round pretending he's not in a Thor movie whilst doing lots of Thor stuff, and then Kristen, whose about as Snow White as I am a fucking monkey, trying her best to smile but her buck teeth keep getting in the way. Dwarves are great though and some good scrapping
Eh, not the worst thing ever. Some cool looking visuals and representation of the characters.
Marcus North Shore
Ultrascreen, Seat DD9
Poderia ser bom, mas é chato e sem graça!
A solid meh. Definitely didn't like it, but had little active animosity towards it.
"That's not even a apple tree. Not even a fake one." -Me, watching Snow White and the Huntsman. There's no way I'm the only one bothered by the fact that she picked a poison apple from a plastic ficus tree.
The second half is mildly redeeming, largely because of the gorgeous wooded and foggy beach filming sites. It's very BIG. The castle has really nice window, and (WARDROBE) the Queen's crown is fantastic. But this is still not a good movie.
Not recommended for anyone.
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