Ok, so I've seen several parts of this movie throughout my life and never really took to it. I don't know if I was in a particularly Spawn-y mood tonight or the fact that I read the first few issues last week, but I had a great time with this movie. I always remember Johnny Legs being extremely annoying as the Clown, but I was cracking up at half his jokes tonight. The special effects are definitely dated, but I found it charming. And to be fair a lot of them were pretty sweet.

Everything about this movie was ill-conceived.

"Get away from me you fudge-packing midget!"

That one line sums up the stupidity of this entire film. But ya know, it's vaguely kinda almost goofy 90s comic book fun. Sort of. I mean I have no idea what even really happened in this film but who needs a coherent story when you've got a sweet cape and a dog called Spaz??

The movie that have opened comic ports to cinema.
Too sad it's a sissy PG13 rated movie. Tho it's funny.

And the award for "Worst Use of Wipes in Cinema History" goes too...

To this day, one of the absolute worst films I've ever seen.

This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

The fuck did I just watch? What a wasted opportunity.

This movie and it's special effects haven't aged well, and they were already pretty bad to begin with.

Ein etwas älterer FIlm, aber ich find ihn zu seiner Zeit recht gut.

This movie is worse than Hitler

Garbage......the literal nicest thing I can say is that it had about two or three moments where the effects weren't freaking awful but the rest absolutely was.....what a piece of crap.