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Joe Huff (Brian Bosworth) is a tough, loner cop with a flair for infiltrating dangerous biker gangs. The FBI blackmail Joe into an undercover operation that entails infiltrating "The Brotherhood" - a powerful Mississippi biker gang linked in the murder of government officials as well as dealing drugs with the mafia.
Boz as Joe Huff; an Alabama cop on suspension for doing things his way. When the FBI learns of his badassery; they enlist his help to take down a ruthless Mississippi biker gang known as the Brotherhood. Boz goes undercover as John Stone, and quickly gets into Stone Cold Trouble. Will Boz survive? Who will feed his pet iguana while he's away? Stone Cold has amble amounts of action, nakedness, and one-liners to please fans of B-movie awesomeness. It's Boz being Boz; in Craig R Baxley's super macho action adventure.
Have you ever seen a multi-colored mullet? Yup, Boz has one, and words can't do it justice. He doesn't like wearing shirts, but he loves vests and jackets. He rides…
A dangerous motorcycle gang is raining hell on the streets of Mississippi. The only soul brave enough to tackle them head on is a rouge cop with his own brand of justice. Some might recognize him from his days playing in the NFL. Others might also remember him as a huge bust with an ego that makes Cristiano Ronaldo look humble. But to me he is simply known as The Boz and he is one badass motherfucker. Ritz Crackers. Super Market Armed Robbery. The first time you see The Boz. Lay's Classic Potato Chips. Slippery when wet. Extreme target practice. Exploding pontoon boat. Snickers Candy Bar. The Boz's headband would make Olivia Newton-John and Richard Simmons jealous. Who doesn't have…
Wonderful tale of an incredible badass who, even though he kills all of them in spectacular fashion, totally fails to prevent a group of motorcycle enthusiasts from wiping out the Mississippi Supreme Court and a healthy chunk of the State Legislature.
If "Every film is a documentary of its own making" then this one leaves out that the cast had tickets to see Mötley Crüe on the day they were shooting the pitfight scene. It leaves out that after the director complained he was "seeing air" the stuntman who was fighting The Boz leaned into a punch more than he should have (The Boz did the right thing and sold the stuntman's Mötley Crüe ticket while the son-of-a-gun spent some time in the hospital). It also leaves out William Forsythe's odoriferous method acting, Lance Henrickson's Amazon biker wife-to-be, and the fact that they really trashed the Arkansas state capitol building (reportedly) resulting in the impeachment of the secretary of state. I guess it's not a very good documentary of its own making, but The Boz is still around so you can just tweet at him (@GotBoz44) and he'll verify these things.
"Take that fucking harmonica down to the parking lot, man!"
Brian Bosworth stars as Joe Huff, a lone wolf cop who fits aptly into the role of marauding meathead in order to infiltrate Lance Henriksen’s bad ass MC club ‘The Brotherhood’. These guys specialise in gun running, but they also excel in shooting, stabbing and blowing up the citizens of Mississippi for shits and giggles. Henriksen’s Sergeant at Arms is played here by the great William Forsythe, who instantly distrusts Huff (who changes his name to Stone Cold to ‘fit in’) and suspects him of being 5-0, but The Brotherhood take Stone Cold into the fold and Huff goes deeper and deeper undercover.
Stone Cold is my first Bosworth film although I do remember seeing his name pasted across some…
Pure budget excess.
cop 1: i hear this is a crate of cubes of pure testosterone theyve been illegally smuggling over the state line
cop 2: oh yeah
cop 1: what the fuck is this
cop 2: its just hundreds of dvds of Stone Cold
cop 1: JESUS CHRIST
cop 2: what
cop 1: you just got muscly as hell and look, you have a moustache now
cop 2 *in much gruffer voice*: YOURE GOD DAMN RIGHT I DO
cop 1: *explodes for no reason*
"you beat dat dude, man!"
Mullet cop vs mullet bikers.
I haven't been this excited about a movie since I saw Hard Ticket To Hawaii for the first time. EVERYTHING THAT CAN EXPLODE GETS EXPLODED
I remember watching this when I was younger and just not liking it. It just seemed boring to me. Much like asparagus, brussel sprouts and some hard cheeses... in my aging, my palette learned to appreciate new things and learn to like something more. Is it a great movie, not a chance. But is it a fun movie? Yes, very much so.
Entered Flickchart at 1039
"You got a really pretty face. How would you like me to fuck it up for you?" - William Forsythe at one point
Directed by action-film lifer Craig R. Baxley and starring Lance Henriksen as one of his most reptilian villains, STONE COLD is so much better than you’re probably thinking it is if you’ve never seen it before. It’s almost a referendum on the action films of the previous decade, the 1980s, the age of action-movie excess. STONE COLD takes just about every last Shane Black/Joel Silver/Arnold Schwarzenegger action cliche and mixes it up in a super-charged stew of over-the-top pyrotechnics. The star is former pro-footballer Brian Bosworth, who barely registers as a personality. He’s more of a blunt instrument, a punching-and-shooting delivery system, which whether intentional or not on the part of the filmmakers is a reflexive commentary on the hyper-macho…
It's so close to being a classic. So close. It's got the fun wooden lead, crazy style and a wicked villain in Lance Henriksen, but IT DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH ACTION SCENES! The climax is an all timer even though the collateral damage is disturbing.
Every film that has ever been nominated for a Razzie Award in any category.