Not. One. Laugh. Not one. The single line premise offered by the TV guide must have made this sound interesting enough to record; as soon as I saw "A Happy Madison production" on the screen I knew I was in for a bumpy ride. Y'know, it's actually nothing other than depressing to see a film this moronic and meritless being unleashed upon an audience. Who thought funding this would be a good idea? I appreciate the subjectivity of comic tastes—I've accepted that I'm in the minority in hating the Apatow stable, for instance—but I'll say this with no reservation: anyone who enjoys this has to be an idiot. I'm sorry, it's that simple. Entirely devoid of any form of intelligence…