• Leandro Monjardim

    ½ Watched by Leandro Monjardim 13 Dec, 2014

    Esse sim é uma grande porcaria...


  • Matt Don

    ★★★★½ Rewatched by Matt Don 14 Dec, 2014

    I hands down adore Family Guy, Seth MacFarlane's animated and politically incorrect TV show following an irresponsible father and his trials and tribulations, so maybe I'm biased in loving Ted, MacFarlane's first feature-length outing. It's a joy from start to finish, having the incredibly offensive sense of humour one comes to expect from a MacFarlane product and also some impeccable performances.

    The film tells the story of John Bennett, a Boston native who, when he was a child, brought a…


  • joelhwa

    ★★★★★ Watched by joelhwa 13 Jul, 2013

    10/10: Absolutely fantastic, definitely one of the best R-rated comedies ever! Yes it was vulgar, very dirty humor and feature drug use. Director Seth MacFarlane's humor may not be for everybody; but those who love "The Family Guy" will adore "Ted". Bloody freaking smart and hilarious!


  • Salina

    Watched by Salina 26 Nov, 2012

    God Awful


  • Brent Joseph Cruz

    ★★★★ Added by Brent Joseph Cruz

    Narrator: Now if there's one thing you can be sure of, it's that nothing is more powerful than a young boy's wish. Except an Apache helicopter. An Apache helicopter has machine guns AND missiles. It is an unbelievably impressive complement of weaponry, an absolute death machine.

    When watching this , you gotta say to yourself is this a parody , movie or both.
    Either way , you will find yourself enjoying the hell out of the jokes and gags given…


  • Chloe

    ★★★★★ Added by Chloe

    Best film ever. I found it a 100% better than Family Guy. The music by Norah Jones suited the film, even changing the same song to different themes to suit the scene of the movie. Good acting from the Family Guy cast including Mila Kunis and Seth Macfarlane as Ted who also produced and directed. Comedy gold. This film has everything in it. Everyone who I know has loved this movie and im sure you will too.


  • ChasingTheDawn

    ★★½ Added by ChasingTheDawn

    Maybe I shouldn't have laughed as much as I did. But I did. So fuck you.


  • Adam Theeye Pittman

    ★★★★★ Added by Adam Theeye Pittman

    My review -- this film is now showing at Hollywood cinema Norwich UK and I would like to state for one very last time this film project is not for children. Ted is currently doing exceptionally well at the box office profit margin of roughly as it stands now $262 million. The storyline is well rounded with some cheesiness but the good kind of cheesiness, the comedy style has a very big influence from Seth McFarlane the creator of such…


  • Wei Li Heng

    ★★★★★ Added by Wei Li Heng

    A surprisingly funny movie about unexpected siblings from Seth Macfarlane, complete with the REALLY unexpected love for Flash Gordon.


  • Nicole Le Fevre

    ★★★★ Added by Nicole Le Fevre

    I managed to see this film in my science class once we finished our exams - a friend of mine brought it in claiming it was a 12. It was pretty good actually, Seth Macfarlane was great. :)


  • Jonathan Davies

    Watched by Jonathan Davies 08 Dec, 2012

    Watched with Simpson in Millennium Tower


  • JustACoin

    ★★ Added by JustACoin

    A genuinely interesting premise can't save the film from Seth MacFarlane's writing. His brand of humor is one unburdened by subtlety or nuance, more concerned with references and pop culture than set-ups and pay-offs. I have no problem with MacFarlane's willingness to offend, but his offenses rarely have a point and they almost never get a laugh.

    What could have been a decent story about the dangers of codependency becomes a paint by numbers rom-com affair where a woman must…