That's My Boy
The story of a child… and his son.
While in his teens, Donny fathered a son, Todd, and raised him as a single parent up until Todd's 18th birthday. Now, after not seeing each other for years, Todd's world comes crashing down when Donny resurfaces just before Todd's wedding.
"I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."
-J. Robert Oppenheimer, after creating Adam Sandler.
A mate of mine wanted to watch this with me.
He is now buried in my backyard.
As for the film, I have only one word:
"It tastes like fucking dick infused with balls. And a side of fucking Rod Stewart's jizz." Donny
No matter what movie you watched this Halloween, That's My Boy was scarier.
It has everything you never wanted and more. Adam Sandler switching in and out that stupid fucking Happy Gilmore voice for no reason, which has somehow got even less funny in 15 years. It has a scene of a man masturbating multiple times to a photograph of a grandma. It has Andy Samberg in one of the most incredible drops in comedic talent ever. I mean, look at Hot Rod and look at this. It's night and day. What kind of person wouldn't laugh at a small boy being traumatised…
A plea to Adam Sandler:
Adam please stop this shit man. This shit right here was the last fucking straw. Grown Ups, Bedtime Stories, Chuck and Larry and Zohan were tolerable but I'm telling you man just stop for the love of god stop. This isn't 1995 you aren't a charming young actor starring in decent comedy films like Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison. You are almost 60 stop this shit and grow up.
You did good in Punch Drunk Love and Funny People I beg you to consider more drama films please. Your shitty B comedy movies for stonners and man children are just getting old. It's not fun any more it hasn't been for awhile. I don't even want to talk about this movie I just want you to know that you suck please die in a fire already.
Solid film... nkbsdtiakcidnctfikoesytlfssaaltr
It feels like I gave this way too many stars than I should have...
Feels like I liked this way more than I should have...
I mean, it's stupid, I know it's stupid, it's obviously stupid and shows how badly Sandler's comedic shtick has fallen...
But I laughed...A lot...
Maybe it's because I had such a great day today and I refused to let anything ruin it, not even a shitty movie....
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DOES NOT COMPUTE!
Not much to say. Pretty much what you would expect. Would have been better with more of the grandma's boy cast and less Sandler. Has Sandler been in a funny movie since Happy Gilmore/Billy Madison? Didn't think so. Last 20 minutes is the only part of the movie that keeps you engaged and laughing.
This is the best two star film I have ever seen. Absolutely bottom barrel humor. Not offensive personally, just lazy. Lazy like the majority of Sandler's films. Lit like it is an NBC sitcom from the mid 1990s. Telegraphed jokes that provide only the slightest smirk for having created the proper expectation and payoff in my mind.
Also, am curious how Nick Swardson feels at night, when he is alone, in the dark, knowing his whole career is supported as the second third player to Adam Sandler. Maybe he is very content, but I would feel a welling sadness inside that I have contributed nothing to this world while taking so much from so many.
Cuando vi esta película protagonizado por "Adam Sandler" no me quedo dudas de que este hombre es el rey de la comedia. Lo mejor de todo, es que la historia es muy extraña pero aceptable, donde habrá muchas escena en la que te puedes ahogar de la risa como también en la que dirás constantemente en voz alta: "What that fuck!?" Si, como leíste, para ser breve, solo diré que "Es una vaina loca".
You know... I don't think it's fair to doubt Happy Madison movies when and ONLY WHEN they're rated R. Seriously. GRANDMA'S BOY is a god damn near-stoner classic masterpiece, and FUNNY PEOPLE, although it's clearly not a stereotypical Happy Madison production, is great itself.
Sandler clearly still has the potential to produce good, raunchy comedy when he's not obsessed with the rating system and making back his budget back. We need to talk about somehow convincing this guy to exclusively making R-rated films.
I don't know why I watched this. Forgive me, my friends.
I didnt wonna give it a chance, thought it was a jack and jill or grown ups...and I cant believe they made another one. The last Adam Sandler film I laughed was Anger Management. This was ok like Funny People.
Good movie to watch when you have nothing to do!! Still pretty funny. I enjoyed watching it. I just like the Sandman I guess!
Una comedia un tanto extraña, pero como siempre Adam y Andy haciendo estos papeles que siempre los caracterizan, una peli para entretenerse un rato.
After the shit fest that was Jack and Jill Adam Sandler could have done pretty much a anything and it would have been better.
That's My Boy is shit but its at least better than Jack and Jill which isn't really saying much.