The Animal
2001 Directed by Luke Greenfield
Synopsis
He wasn't much of a man... Now he's not much of an animal!
When loser Marvin Mange is involved in a horrible car accident, he's brought back to life by a deranged scientist as half man and half animal. His newfound powers are awesome -- but their adverse side effects could take over his life. Now, Marvin must fight to control his crazy primal urges around his new squeeze, Rianna, and his rival, Sgt. Sisk, who both think he's one cool cat.
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I don't condone of acts of beastiality.
I don't condone to watching dogshit like this.
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What a festering pile of shit this was. I thought Haskell was cute on Survivor. She was cute in this, too. But Schneider just drains the life out of everything he touches. Like King Midas, only with shit instead of gold.
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4.5/10
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The Animal's stupidity and absurdity are at times quite funny, but this doesn't compensate for the mediocrity of its writing and the cheesiness of its plot. However, Schneider was OK in his role and the film as a whole wasn't as awful and terrible as it could have been, so I guess that's something good.
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I found this pretty funny with a great cast. Even Survivor cutie Colleen is alright in her only movie role. See it just for all the animals Rob imitates.
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Marvin Mange is a man who, after being critically injured, is unknowingly put back together by a mad scientist who transplanted animal parts, resulting in strange permanent changes to his behavior.
It's film's like these that remind you of the spoofs animated shows like South Park and Family Guy make that manage to be better than the actual film. I say this because, immediately after finishing this film, I watched the South Park spoof clip where he's a carrot and a stapler, and laughed more times in those seconds than I did in the 80 minutes I spent watching this film.Rob Schneider does nothing new here, he just plays the typical character he always plays, an awkward guy who…
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I don't condone of acts of beastiality.
I don't condone to watching dogshit like this.
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1.5 out of 5 (D+)
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This film almost made my eyes and ears bleed.
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Roy delivers a lightweight comedy that has some great moments.
The Reverence: The acting abilities of a Survivor competitor.
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WHY!?
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What a festering pile of shit this was. I thought Haskell was cute on Survivor. She was cute in this, too. But Schneider just drains the life out of everything he touches. Like King Midas, only with shit instead of gold.