Horror movies are by far my favorite, so I've decided to make a list with all of them I remember…
The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence)
100% medically INaccurate.
Inspired by the fictional Dr. Heiter, disturbed loner Martin dreams of creating a 12-person centipede and sets out to realize his sick fantasy.
Having just sat through what is almost certainly one of the most disgusting films ever made, and arguing with one person defending it, I have mulled over The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) for much longer than it deserves. My conclusion is very simple: it is a gigantic, messy gore wank.
About as delightful as having a chunk of dry shit stuck to the hairs on the crack of your ass, this film is an inexorable 91-minute slog through some of the most vile, horrid images ever committed to mainstream celluloid. Not only does it take full advantage of some audience members' desire for boundary-pushing torture porn, it delivers its result in stark black-and-white, which is what angers me more…
There will be swearing.
I feel I first need to explain why I watched this movie. Curiosity. The first film was disgusting, pushing the boundaries of gore and, well, tolerance. It was a sick film, but was unambiguous as to what it was. It was trashy gore, at points effective, but mostly redundant. This was apparently even more disgusting, so I got kind of curious to check it out.
This film fucking pisses me off. It is one big fucking ego trip made by someone who must be one of the most vile, narcisistic people to ever work in film. He's probably a peach in real life, but as a director, Tom Six is a self-indulgent wanker.
The unforgivable thing…
The cinematic equivalent to the biggest cunt on the planet.
Satan made this movie.
I'm convinced this is literally the spawn of Satan.
I could go on and on why this is up there with being the worst film ever made, but I refuse to give Tom Six and that weird looking cross between a fish eyed turtle and The Penguin from Batman ANY satisfaction.
Let's just pretend this never existed...please.
When I watched the first film, The Human Centipede (First Sequence) I absolutely loathed it. I put off watching the sequel for almost a year and a half. I guess I just decided enough time has passed for me to cool off from watching the first film.
I often mention how a sequel can be a "typical downgrade" where everything is just below standard in comparison to its predecessor. Well, once seeing a 3 out of 5 star rating, you can surmise that I thought The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) is vastly superior to the first film and an atypical upgrade.
Everything the first film was criticized for is exploited to the nth degree here. The acting is primal,…
Fuck you curiosity...fuck you
The Human Centipede II get's only one thing right and that's showing me the true meaning of ugliness and cruel world we live in today.
The story to this horrible film is about a man becomes obsessed with the Human Centipede film and decides to create his own 12-person centipede to satisfy his twisted sexual desires.
I'm just going to start off by saying that I hate this movie so much and yeah that's how I'm starting off. The movies tone is ugly and watching this movie from start till finish is the worst movie experience I ever had. The main character of the film or the main villain of the story is obsess with the The human Centipede film,…
Basically a fat fuck obsessed with the first movie makes his own centipede this time. Watch if you like black and white and want to be really uncomfortable.
The bloodier, freakier, campier, and a whole lot funnier sequel to the famous gross-out flick. Instead of being a straight-faced follow-up to The Human Centipede, this is an almost Bride of Frankenstein-like parody of it. It's the wild midnight movie that the surprisingly timid original wasn't. Writer/director Tom Six doesn't even set it in the same world as the first film. Here, The Human Centipede is only a movie and there's a mentally ill parking garage attendant in London who obsesses over it. He watches the DVD on repeat, keeps a scrapbook about it, and quietly dreams of making his own human centipede out of the warm bodies who pass in and out of his job everyday. The big difference…
Absolutely abysmal. Not even in a disgusting way; even with all the blood and faeces flying across the screen, I nearly fell asleep half a dozen times. Horrendous. Lighting was pretty good, though.
Ummm. Ugh. If you're not a fan of violence, gore, murder, rape etc. don't watch the movie. If you are into that, grab your sandpaper and get ready to watch it with your pants down.
More vomit inducing, more depraved, and more twisted than the first. It's also a lot better, thanks to how gorgeous it looks and its gripping main character. I hate myself for liking this.
Bravura gross-out gore, captivating and fearless lead performance. Better than the original in every way. Am I the only one who caught on that it was a comedy?
if you seek nice friendly horror films about traditional killers stalking babysitting teens or misguided Goth's bringing forth Satan or something you are within range of the wrong film.
if you want to see things you can never unsee (much like a Serbian film or cannibal holocaust, perhaps nekromantik) then maybe give this a go.
it has everything you never wanted to see on screen, and then some. there are things going on in this I would rather not even write down. although I will say this, using laxative as a means to get the digestion on a 12 person centipede moving can get messy for everyone involved.
I cant wait for part 3
my life choices have come into serious question
- Night of the Living Dead
- Night of the Living Dead
- Dawn of the Dead
- Dawn of the Dead
- Day of the Dead
- Pulp Fiction
- Dead Snow
Films with scenes where someone has a poo.
I'm 37 years old.
- Schramm: Into the Mind of a Serial Killer
- Love Exposure
- Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom
- Tetsuo: The Iron Man
- Father's Day
Movies in which a cock is destroyed.
In anticipation of my upcoming short film, "Sudden Infant Death Syndrome", I've organized…