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The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence)
100% medically INaccurate.
Inspired by the fictional Dr. Heiter, disturbed loner Martin dreams of creating a 12-person centipede and sets out to realize his sick fantasy.
Having just sat through what is almost certainly one of the most disgusting films ever made, and arguing with one person defending it, I have mulled over The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) for much longer than it deserves. My conclusion is very simple: it is a gigantic, messy gore wank.
About as delightful as having a chunk of dry shit stuck to the hairs on the crack of your ass, this film is an inexorable 91-minute slog through some of the most vile, horrid images ever committed to mainstream celluloid. Not only does it take full advantage of some audience members' desire for boundary-pushing torture porn, it delivers its result in stark black-and-white, which is what angers me more…
There will be swearing.
I feel I first need to explain why I watched this movie. Curiosity. The first film was disgusting, pushing the boundaries of gore and, well, tolerance. It was a sick film, but was unambiguous as to what it was. It was trashy gore, at points effective, but mostly redundant. This was apparently even more disgusting, so I got kind of curious to check it out.
This film fucking pisses me off. It is one big fucking ego trip made by someone who must be one of the most vile, narcisistic people to ever work in film. He's probably a peach in real life, but as a director, Tom Six is a self-indulgent wanker.
The unforgivable thing…
The cinematic equivalent to the biggest cunt on the planet.
Satan made this movie.
I'm convinced this is literally the spawn of Satan.
I could go on and on why this is up there with being the worst film ever made, but I refuse to give Tom Six and that weird looking cross between a fish eyed turtle and The Penguin from Batman ANY satisfaction.
Let's just pretend this never existed...please.
Fuck you curiosity...fuck you
When I watched the first film, The Human Centipede (First Sequence) I absolutely loathed it. I put off watching the sequel for almost a year and a half. I guess I just decided enough time has passed for me to cool off from watching the first film.
I often mention how a sequel can be a "typical downgrade" where everything is just below standard in comparison to its predecessor. Well, once seeing a 3 out of 5 star rating, you can surmise that I thought The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) is vastly superior to the first film and an atypical upgrade.
Everything the first film was criticized for is exploited to the nth degree here. The acting is primal,…
"The Human Centipede was just a movie!"
There's a scene in The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) where the fat mentally disabled wannabe surgeon (basically anybody that liked the first film according to Tom Six) injects liquid laxative into the asses of every person in the human centipede, and the after effect is everybody pooping in all different directions. That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in cinema.
The Human Centipede 2 takes everything you love about a good film, whether that be a fantastic story, progressive character development, or thrilling scenes; and throws it in a trash compactor.
This film is just Tom Six saying "I can make the grossest film ever, and it doesn't have to be entertaining in the least!"
Okay Tom, we get it.
Poop is gross.
It's not as bad as i thought it would be.
This has some scary gore scenes which i have never seen in any horror movie.
I rewatched the first film recently and still believe that it is an utterly bonkers, but well made horror/black comedy. I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks. This however was a for the most part boring and then vile for the sake of vile piece of trash. The disgust you get from the first film is mainly just from your own head and the descriptions the Doctor gives rather than what you actually see on the screen. Unlike this. Less is definitely more here. There was a couple of humourous moments and the black and white was nice. That's about as much positivity that I can conjure up for this.
I'm not sure whether this deserves 1 star or 5, so I'll go in the middle, albeit leaning towards a 5. This is as disturbing as people thought HC1 was going to be.
I enjoy a horror to push the limits, but there is a line...and this film took a running start... hop, step and jump over the line, far enough to win the gold, collect some flowers and listen to the National Anthem.
I have nothing to say.
not up to the first part. mind disturbing scenes..
Up there with 'The Godfather Part II' and 'Blade Trinity' as the best sequel to a film ever made.
whoa that tom six guy is 2 edgy 4 me, seriously fuck off.
my favourite part was when the mum slit her wrist because thats exactly what i wanted to do to myself throughout this shit.
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