Horror movies are by far my favorite, so I've decided to make a list with all of them I remember…
The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence)
100% medically INaccurate.
Inspired by the fictional Dr. Heiter, disturbed loner Martin dreams of creating a 12-person centipede and sets out to realize his sick fantasy.
Having just sat through what is almost certainly one of the most disgusting films ever made, and arguing with one person defending it, I have mulled over The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) for much longer than it deserves. My conclusion is very simple: it is a gigantic, messy gore wank.
About as delightful as having a chunk of dry shit stuck to the hairs on the crack of your ass, this film is an inexorable 91-minute slog through some of the most vile, horrid images ever committed to mainstream celluloid. Not only does it take full advantage of some audience members' desire for boundary-pushing torture porn, it delivers its result in stark black-and-white, which is what angers me more…
There will be swearing.
I feel I first need to explain why I watched this movie. Curiosity. The first film was disgusting, pushing the boundaries of gore and, well, tolerance. It was a sick film, but was unambiguous as to what it was. It was trashy gore, at points effective, but mostly redundant. This was apparently even more disgusting, so I got kind of curious to check it out.
This film fucking pisses me off. It is one big fucking ego trip made by someone who must be one of the most vile, narcisistic people to ever work in film. He's probably a peach in real life, but as a director, Tom Six is a self-indulgent wanker.
The unforgivable thing…
The cinematic equivalent to the biggest cunt on the planet.
Satan made this movie.
I'm convinced this is literally the spawn of Satan.
I could go on and on why this is up there with being the worst film ever made, but I refuse to give Tom Six and that weird looking cross between a fish eyed turtle and The Penguin from Batman ANY satisfaction.
Let's just pretend this never existed...please.
When I watched the first film, The Human Centipede (First Sequence) I absolutely loathed it. I put off watching the sequel for almost a year and a half. I guess I just decided enough time has passed for me to cool off from watching the first film.
I often mention how a sequel can be a "typical downgrade" where everything is just below standard in comparison to its predecessor. Well, once seeing a 3 out of 5 star rating, you can surmise that I thought The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) is vastly superior to the first film and an atypical upgrade.
Everything the first film was criticized for is exploited to the nth degree here. The acting is primal,…
Fuck you curiosity...fuck you
The Human Centipede II get's only one thing right and that's showing me the true meaning of ugliness and cruel world we live in today.
The story to this horrible film is about a man becomes obsessed with the Human Centipede film and decides to create his own 12-person centipede to satisfy his twisted sexual desires.
I'm just going to start off by saying that I hate this movie so much and yeah that's how I'm starting off. The movies tone is ugly and watching this movie from start till finish is the worst movie experience I ever had. The main character of the film or the main villain of the story is obsess with the The human Centipede film,…
The first instalment of this hard to digest trilogy was a surprisingly effective mad scientist chiller, and not as gross as people expect. This second instalment moves the action to the UK, dispenses with colour and gives the lead role to a non actor. This feels a lot more exploitative than the first and seems to be aiming simply to disgust rather than to continue the story which makes it a far inferior film.
Like the first, it's well shot. That's it. If you like people crapping in other people's mouths and being sewn together mouth to butt, this is your cup of tea.
"Babe, there's a midget wankin' in there!"
The majority of this film was annoying, and not as good as part one (take that for what it is worth). I did not like the main character at all, and I struggled to keep interest. The plot and acting pretty much sucked. If you are into shock value, I suggest you skip the first hour and watch the final half hour so you can view the scenes I will refer to as; squish, fun with sandpaper, playing with barbed wire, and a centipede going where no man should go.
It's taken me three times to finish this movie. This movie is nothing more than an attempt to be sick as hell. I usually don't mind sick movies, but when it's just for shock it leaves me flat. In other words, this is no Seven. While I wasn't a fan of the first one, I'll have to say this one didn't impress either. Even though they really are two different movies. Everybody now knows what these films entail so I'll spare a run down. Just awful.
Hard To Be A God.
This movie is furious. The puzzling vitriol Tom Six was met with for his mere invocation of the creatively scatological in a context that implies such a thing might be horrifying to experience gets a reaction here, and it's a deliciously snide one. Critiques along the lines of "that's gross! Keep it to yourself! 1/2 star!" aren't constructive in the slightest, so this movie sees Tom Six going "Sorry, you hated it when I did THIS???" and hyperbolizing his film to the extent his haters did. This film is more than a joke, however, and its broad strokes make it far from private. Six weaves his moans and his B&W splatter into an even moodier…
Well, this was certainly something.
Some of it I liked, mostly the tone and uneasy feeling through the first part of the film and Laurence Harvey is just a creepy little fat man, absolutely perfect casting there.
Then it just gets too fucking ridiculous and over the top, I can admire it but it just gets to be too much and I assume this was his way of delivering what some people wanted from the first one so...congrats there, I guess.
I could've lived my whole life without seeing this movie
best film i ever seen i love cinema thanks sexy six
Films with scenes where someone has a poo.
I'm 37 years old.
Contains every horror film made that is not lost and is found on the letterboxd database.
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