Thoughts during The Jackal:
"Bruce really was the coolest poker-faced cucumber in the 90s. Golden Boy Bruce with that kill-you-with-ice stare."
"Man, I feel embarrassed for Richard Gere today and this is a 20-years-ago performance."
"OH DEAR GOD, JACK BLACK - NO!"
"This film is clearly inspired by The Fugitive in scope, tone and cat-and-mouse structure, but The Fugitive moves like a motherfucker. You were always on the run. This is that formula trudging through quicksand, sometimes literally slowing down the frame rate to admire Bruce thousand-yard starring off camera for no reason or 30 minutes of Bruce and Gere starring longingly and sadistically into each others eyes, perhaps contemplating coitus."
"There are plenty of memorable gun deaths. A gratuitous plethora of gruesome gun shot deaths. Guns and death will be your only memory of this film."