The Losers
2010 Directed by Sylvain White
Synopsis
Anyone Else Would Be Dead By Now.
A tale of double cross and revenge, centered upon the members of an elite U.S. Special Forces unit sent into the Bolivian jungle on a search and destroy mission. The team-Clay, Jensen, Roque, Pooch and Cougar -find themselves the target of a lethal betrayal instigated from inside by a powerful enemy known only as Max. Presumed dead, the group makes plans to even the score when they're joined by the mysterious Aisha, a beautiful operative with her own agenda. Working together, they must remain deep undercover while tracking the heavily-guarded Max, a ruthless man bent on embroiling the world in a new high-tech global war.
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Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can afford Robert Downey Jr and you have to settle for Jeffrey Dean Morgan and his racially diverse friends, maybe you can hire... The Losers.
Is this really what passes for an action film these days? Christ it was like watching an early '90s TV cut of your favourite action films without the added melon farmers. This story should never be a 12 certification. It should be a Commando-like film of mega violence and explosions yet instead we get quick cutaways and tranquilliser darts. Clearly the director went to the Tony Scott school for ADD action directors as he…
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Since this has been sitting on my DVD shelf for a few months, I thought I should get round to giving it a watch.
And, well, it's not too bad really.
Sure, the characters don't really go beyond the captions describing their roles in the team. Sure, the plot is basically that of The A Team. Sure, the bad guy's plan is the same one you've seen a million times before.
However, the action scenes are pretty decent, with the last 30 minutes being particularly awesome and the cast is fun to watch, especially Chris Evans who basically steals the scene every time he's on the screen.
So yeah, even though you'll feel like you've seen it before, if you're looking for a mindless, enjoyable action movie, you could do a lot worse than this.
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Bad guy Max, kills his elite team of mercenaries, when they fail to carry out a job.
Guess what?
They're not dead.
With the help of sexy femme fatale; Aisha,(Zoe Saldana) Col. Clay and his boys decide it's payback time! FUCK YEAH!
What ensues is not clever, but it's damn good fun. We've got a highly skilled sniper, a tech expert, an explosions expert and together they are one badass team. Like the A-Team, only badder, and with more killing.
I loved Jason Patrick as the crazed world-dominator-wanna-be, Max.
the star of the show is Chris Evans. He made it cool to like Journey and pink t-shirts! -
This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.
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A pleasant surprise of a film. Exciting, fun, and stylish.
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The best bit of the movie is the end clip of the football game. Hilarious. The rest of the movie was mediocre at best. Not one I will hurry to re-watch.
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Bad guy Max, kills his elite team of mercenaries, when they fail to carry out a job.
Guess what?
They're not dead.
With the help of sexy femme fatale; Aisha,(Zoe Saldana) Col. Clay and his boys decide it's payback time! FUCK YEAH!
What ensues is not clever, but it's damn good fun. We've got a highly skilled sniper, a tech expert, an explosions expert and together they are one badass team. Like the A-Team, only badder, and with more killing.
I loved Jason Patrick as the crazed world-dominator-wanna-be, Max.
the star of the show is Chris Evans. He made it cool to like Journey and pink t-shirts! -
Pretty much what you'd expect. Lots of explosions. Clichéd characters and moments. Campy humor. Something entertaining to watch on a Sunday afternoon.
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I LOVED this movie. I thought it was a little unevenly paced and there's one event that happens in the story that doesn't really make much sense, but other than that it's absolutely fantastic. More than anything, this film never forgets to have a good time. The opening scenes set the tone and not once does the film stray. The acting is fantastic. Chris Evans in particular was fucking BRILLIANT ("do you.. like the angle of the dangle?"). His character had me in stitches the entire time, and I'm not even high. Jason Patric also made an awesome supervillain, and the opening scene with him is fantastic ("What the hell was that? At MOST, that was a "break his fingers" nod, jesus christ"). The film is pretty much packed full of humor and a surprising amount of wit. Idris Elba really can't do an American accent for shit, though.
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If THE LOSERS had come out in 1995 it wouldn’t have been half bad. But it came out in 2010, so it’s just a boring, cheesy, dated slog of a movie.
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A fun villain portrayed by Jason Patric from The Lost Boys, very cartoonish with a plot to nuke countries but they are eco friendly nukes facing off against Captain America, The Comedian, Zoe Zaldana being sexy as hell, Mexican Sniper, the Rookie, and Idris Elba being a bastard
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Petoksia, kostoja, visuaalisesti näyttäviä slow motioneja. Heikosta tarinasta huolimatta viihdyttävää settiä.
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The problem with adaptng non-superhero comics is, often the fact that they were comics was the most interesting thing about them. So it is with The Losers, which like R.E.D. ends up being another extremely generic action movie. The cast are good and the script witty enough to prevent it being a complete loss, but it amounts to very little and Sylvain White's direction is headache-inducing in spots.
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I enjoyed it for what it was. Stupid action movie. If you keep that in mind it's good.
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Was an average film. Not everyone's cup of tea.