• Steve Sandberg

    ★★½ Rewatched by Steve Sandberg 24 Aug, 2014

    Stirring evidence that fight scenes set to Drowning Pool songs are even more embarrassing now than they were over a decade ago.

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  • Darth Huber

    ★★ Added by Darth Huber

    The actors are having enough fun to warrant a TV viewing.

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  • Jason MD-P

    ★★ Watched by Jason MD-P 14 Aug, 2014

    Just another action film masquerading as sci-fi. This had a really cool concept, too, but was too busy loading itself up with action scenes to develop it very much.

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  • Xebeche

    ★★ Rewatched by Xebeche 03 Jul, 2014

    Some movies that were cool when you were 13 stop being cool because it turns out they were made by 13-year-olds for 13-year-olds. Now some bad movie review quips:

    "Audiences would be better off with The None."

    "This Jet Li vehicle is The One good nap I took all summer."

    "On a weekday at your local dollar theater, you may find yourself to be The One in attendance."

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  • Jackson Tyler

    ★★★★ Watched by Jackson Tyler 07 Jul, 2014 1

    [Let The Bodies Hit The Floor Plays]
    That's one.

    [Down With The Sickness Plays]
    That's two!

    ...

    ...

    are they gonna

    are they

    the movie's almost over

    are they

    ...

    [Last Resort plays]
    THAT'S THREE THEY DID THE TRIFECTA, ALL THREE OF THE CLASSIC NU METAL EMO SONGS OH PERFECT WHAT A FINISH, WHAT A FINISH, THEY'LL BE HAVING A DRINK WITH THE BOYS LATER THAT'S FOR SURE, A WONDERFUL WONDERFUL SHOW

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  • johnch

    ★½ Watched by johnch 29 Jun, 2014

    Oh boy.. i have to go back now and rewatch soomething like T2 to remind myself of how a big sci-fi action movie can also contain awesome characters and an interesting story.

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  • John Money

    ★★ Watched by John Money 06 Jun, 2014

    "I am Yulaw! I am nobody's bitch! You are mine."

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  • Boost

    ★★★★ Added by Boost

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • ndoane

    ★★★ Watched by ndoane 28 Apr, 2014

    What I remember of this from watching it in the theater: Jet Li, some cgi, martial arts, and a good song.

    What I didn't remember: Carla Gugino, Delroy Lindo, Dean Norris, so much nu metal, and Jason Statham with hair. Oh and a lot of cgi, cgi that hasn't aged all that well.

    Statham was pretty bad in this. His mugging and acting were pretty painful. It's a good thing he choose the almost mute character in the Transporter the next year. That gave him some time to refine his acting.

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  • Jeff Gallashaw

    ★½ Added by Jeff Gallashaw

    This movie postulates what if there is more than one universe. And that all of these universes are held together by one single stream of energy and that energy is equally distributed to every living in each universe and if one of these beings die, that energy is reallocated equally to each other surviving member. And with each allocation, a person becomes stronger. Now one universe has master the ability of crossing into another universe, and a man named Shulaw…

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  • Stacy

    ★★★½ Watched by Stacy 15 Apr, 2014

    This is one of my new favorites in the so-bad-it's-actually-amazing category. Some of the special effects look kind of terrible, but I appreciate what they were trying to do. And even if it's a bit overused these days, I do enjoy the occasional slowed down action shot during a fight. The concept of the story itself is interesting, and Jet Li's obviously doing his best. (I loved all the different characters' photos and names in that one scene, btw.) Also,…

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  • Tony Black

    ★★½ Watched by Tony Black 10 Feb, 2014 4

    How can you possibly dislike a movie that has Jet Li frequently kicking arse to the tune of 90's hard rock? Answer: with great difficulty. The One is so ridiculous, so old school daft with its bonkers action theatrics, it's brazenly wonderful in places despite not technically being a particularly good movie. Directed by James Wong of Final Destination, who personally I'm predisposed to as being one of my favourite TV writers on The X-Files (my all time TV love),…

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