*stares at actor’s head*
OH, I SEE NOW---
*falls off couch, clutching sides as agonizing laughter erupts*
Jason Statham has HAIR~ ( ̇ o ̇ ) ~
HA (˃ ᗨ ˂ )
It must have been an alternate universe where Jason Statham has hair
The weed harms
Stirring evidence that fight scenes set to Drowning Pool songs are even more embarrassing now than they were over a decade ago.
The actors are having enough fun to warrant a TV viewing.
Just another action film masquerading as sci-fi. This had a really cool concept, too, but was too busy loading itself up with action scenes to develop it very much.
Some movies that were cool when you were 13 stop being cool because it turns out they were made by 13-year-olds for 13-year-olds. Now some bad movie review quips:
"Audiences would be better off with The None."
"This Jet Li vehicle is The One good nap I took all summer."
"On a weekday at your local dollar theater, you may find yourself to be The One in attendance."
[Let The Bodies Hit The Floor Plays]
[Down With The Sickness Plays]
are they gonna
the movie's almost over
[Last Resort plays]
THAT'S THREE THEY DID THE TRIFECTA, ALL THREE OF THE CLASSIC NU METAL EMO SONGS OH PERFECT WHAT A FINISH, WHAT A FINISH, THEY'LL BE HAVING A DRINK WITH THE BOYS LATER THAT'S FOR SURE, A WONDERFUL WONDERFUL SHOW
Oh boy.. i have to go back now and rewatch soomething like T2 to remind myself of how a big sci-fi action movie can also contain awesome characters and an interesting story.
"I am Yulaw! I am nobody's bitch! You are mine."
What I remember of this from watching it in the theater: Jet Li, some cgi, martial arts, and a good song.
What I didn't remember: Carla Gugino, Delroy Lindo, Dean Norris, so much nu metal, and Jason Statham with hair. Oh and a lot of cgi, cgi that hasn't aged all that well.
Statham was pretty bad in this. His mugging and acting were pretty painful. It's a good thing he choose the almost mute character in the Transporter the next year. That gave him some time to refine his acting.