Mediocre action scenes
Mediocre scifi elements
Mediocre multiverse science
(almost forgot, bad special effects)
What a great film that pleases those wanting action. Li vs. Li. Certain scenes were laughable but man when it came down to the fighting it was fun and entertaining. Add that with a dash of drowning pool you have yourself a testosterone driven movie. A fun and rewatchable flick.
In the first five minutes of this film, we are treated to Basil Exposition explaining the plot if the movie. As soon as he utters the word 'multiverse', you know you can just switch off for ninety minutes and enjoy Li once again choosing a dodgy script to showcase his skills to Hollywood.
And he did this in favour of The Matrix Reloaded?
Basically Li plays several characters and there is one who goes around all the universes and killing…
James Wang's fridge. Post-it note circa 2000
Highlander - There can be only one...or maybe 125?
Double Impact - On a budget, one is cheaper than two.
Giant Killer Rodents - Splinter knew kung-fu right?
Time Cop - Fried my brain like a egg man*
The Matrix - Goddam those guys. Scratch robots/add bullet time.
Charlies Angles - Crispy Glovemuncher is back...to the future!!!
Ghosts of Mars - Seen the dailies. A star is born - needs an accent.
I forgot how fucking ridiculous this movie is:
Jet Li vs. Jet Li
Jason Statham with hair
That end scene!
*stares at actor’s head*
OH, I SEE NOW---
*falls off couch, clutching sides as agonizing laughter erupts*
Jason Statham has HAIR~ ( ̇ o ̇ ) ~
HA (˃ ᗨ ˂ )
It must have been an alternate universe where Jason Statham has hair
The weed harms
Stirring evidence that fight scenes set to Drowning Pool songs are even more embarrassing now than they were over a decade ago.
The actors are having enough fun to warrant a TV viewing.
Just another action film masquerading as sci-fi. This had a really cool concept, too, but was too busy loading itself up with action scenes to develop it very much.