• Rufio850

    ★★★★½ Rewatched by Rufio850 07 Dec, 2014

    What a great film that pleases those wanting action. Li vs. Li. Certain scenes were laughable but man when it came down to the fighting it was fun and entertaining. Add that with a dash of drowning pool you have yourself a testosterone driven movie. A fun and rewatchable flick.

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  • corey newcombe

    ★★ Added by corey newcombe

    In the first five minutes of this film, we are treated to Basil Exposition explaining the plot if the movie. As soon as he utters the word 'multiverse', you know you can just switch off for ninety minutes and enjoy Li once again choosing a dodgy script to showcase his skills to Hollywood.

    And he did this in favour of The Matrix Reloaded?

    Basically Li plays several characters and there is one who goes around all the universes and killing…

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  • Obistrike

    ★★★ Rewatched by Obistrike 13 Dec, 2014 1

    James Wang's fridge. Post-it note circa 2000

    Highlander - There can be only one...or maybe 125?
    Double Impact - On a budget, one is cheaper than two.
    Giant Killer Rodents - Splinter knew kung-fu right?
    Time Cop - Fried my brain like a egg man*
    The Matrix - Goddam those guys. Scratch robots/add bullet time.
    Charlies Angles - Crispy Glovemuncher is back...to the future!!!
    Ghosts of Mars - Seen the dailies. A star is born - needs an accent.
    Lethal…

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  • Christopher Sorgiovanni

    ★★★ Rewatched by Christopher Sorgiovanni 12 Dec, 2014 2

    I forgot how fucking ridiculous this movie is:

    Multiverses
    Jet Li vs. Jet Li
    Jason Statham with hair
    Drowning Pool
    That end scene!

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  • Ally Berry

    ★★ Added by Ally Berry

    Wait.

    *stares at actor’s head*

    OH~

    Pfft (*・艸・)

    OH, I SEE NOW---

    *falls off couch, clutching sides as agonizing laughter erupts*

    Jason Statham has HAIR~ ( ̇ o ̇ ) ~

    Or DID.

    HA (􏰁˃ ᗨ ˂ 􏰂)

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  • russman

    ★★ Watched by russman 03 Nov, 2014 3

    It must have been an alternate universe where Jason Statham has hair

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  • fermion

    ★★½ Added by fermion

    The weed harms

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  • Steve Sandberg

    ★★½ Rewatched by Steve Sandberg 24 Aug, 2014

    Stirring evidence that fight scenes set to Drowning Pool songs are even more embarrassing now than they were over a decade ago.

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  • Darth Huber

    ★★ Added by Darth Huber

    The actors are having enough fun to warrant a TV viewing.

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  • Jason MD-P

    ★★ Watched by Jason MD-P 14 Aug, 2014

    Just another action film masquerading as sci-fi. This had a really cool concept, too, but was too busy loading itself up with action scenes to develop it very much.

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  • Xebeche

    ★★ Rewatched by Xebeche 03 Jul, 2014

    Some movies that were cool when you were 13 stop being cool because it turns out they were made by 13-year-olds for 13-year-olds. Now some bad movie review quips:

    "Audiences would be better off with The None."

    "This Jet Li vehicle is The One good nap I took all summer."

    "On a weekday at your local dollar theater, you may find yourself to be The One in attendance."

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  • Jackson Tyler

    ★★★★ Watched by Jackson Tyler 07 Jul, 2014 1

    [Let The Bodies Hit The Floor Plays]
    That's one.

    [Down With The Sickness Plays]
    That's two!

    ...

    ...

    are they gonna

    are they

    the movie's almost over

    are they

    ...

    [Last Resort plays]
    THAT'S THREE THEY DID THE TRIFECTA, ALL THREE OF THE CLASSIC NU METAL EMO SONGS OH PERFECT WHAT A FINISH, WHAT A FINISH, THEY'LL BE HAVING A DRINK WITH THE BOYS LATER THAT'S FOR SURE, A WONDERFUL WONDERFUL SHOW

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