• Ally Bee

    ★★ Added by Ally Bee

    Wait.

    *stares at actor’s head*

    OH~

    Pfft (*・艸・)

    OH, I SEE NOW---

    *falls off couch, clutching sides as agonizing laughter erupts*

    Jason Statham has HAIR~ ( ̇ o ̇ ) ~

    Or DID.

    HA (􏰁˃ ᗨ ˂ 􏰂)

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  • russman

    ★★ Watched by russman 03 Nov, 2014 3

    It must have been an alternate universe where Jason Statham has hair

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  • fermion

    ★★½ Added by fermion

    The weed harms

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  • Steve Sandberg

    ★★½ Rewatched by Steve Sandberg 24 Aug, 2014

    Stirring evidence that fight scenes set to Drowning Pool songs are even more embarrassing now than they were over a decade ago.

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  • Darth Huber

    ★★ Added by Darth Huber

    The actors are having enough fun to warrant a TV viewing.

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  • Jason MD-P

    ★★ Watched by Jason MD-P 14 Aug, 2014

    Just another action film masquerading as sci-fi. This had a really cool concept, too, but was too busy loading itself up with action scenes to develop it very much.

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  • Xebeche

    ★★ Rewatched by Xebeche 03 Jul, 2014

    Some movies that were cool when you were 13 stop being cool because it turns out they were made by 13-year-olds for 13-year-olds. Now some bad movie review quips:

    "Audiences would be better off with The None."

    "This Jet Li vehicle is The One good nap I took all summer."

    "On a weekday at your local dollar theater, you may find yourself to be The One in attendance."

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  • Jackson Tyler

    ★★★★ Watched by Jackson Tyler 07 Jul, 2014 1

    [Let The Bodies Hit The Floor Plays]
    That's one.

    [Down With The Sickness Plays]
    That's two!

    ...

    ...

    are they gonna

    are they

    the movie's almost over

    are they

    ...

    [Last Resort plays]
    THAT'S THREE THEY DID THE TRIFECTA, ALL THREE OF THE CLASSIC NU METAL EMO SONGS OH PERFECT WHAT A FINISH, WHAT A FINISH, THEY'LL BE HAVING A DRINK WITH THE BOYS LATER THAT'S FOR SURE, A WONDERFUL WONDERFUL SHOW

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  • johnch

    ★½ Watched by johnch 29 Jun, 2014

    Oh boy.. i have to go back now and rewatch soomething like T2 to remind myself of how a big sci-fi action movie can also contain awesome characters and an interesting story.

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  • John Money

    ★★ Watched by John Money 06 Jun, 2014

    "I am Yulaw! I am nobody's bitch! You are mine."

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  • Boost

    ★★★★ Added by Boost

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • ndoane

    ★★★ Watched by ndoane 28 Apr, 2014

    What I remember of this from watching it in the theater: Jet Li, some cgi, martial arts, and a good song.

    What I didn't remember: Carla Gugino, Delroy Lindo, Dean Norris, so much nu metal, and Jason Statham with hair. Oh and a lot of cgi, cgi that hasn't aged all that well.

    Statham was pretty bad in this. His mugging and acting were pretty painful. It's a good thing he choose the almost mute character in the Transporter the next year. That gave him some time to refine his acting.

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